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Zelmo Swift:
You know, I don't go out much. Did you know that? I'm actually scared of women. You must be frightened of men too, huh? I don't know what to say to them, to women. I say, "Hello! Hello, how are you?" I say anything I can think of, but I don't say anything, not really. I'm a loner, I'm always alone. My interests are in Keats, Shelley, Swinburne, Shakespeare, Marlowe, Wordsworth... Opera, poetry, music... Did you know I was reading since I was twelve years old? I wear glasses now, I read so much. Minnie Moore:
That's funny, I... I would've sworn you're a businessman. Zelmo Swift:
Naaah, I hate business. I hate it! It's funny because I'm a rich man. But I hate makin' money. I don't know what to do with it! I wake up in the morning, I say, "Zelmo, oh Zelmo! What are you gonna do with all your money?" What can I do with all my money? I don't know. I give it to charity, I give to friends. I buy a big house. I take vacations. From what? I don't know! But I go on, I go on! I'm not married anymore. I was married to a... Actually, she was a very rare woman. We didn't have any children so it didn't last long. I mean... I made a big mistake on our wedding night, you know. Personal stuff. Look at your hands, they're so delicate. Minnie, you know what my trouble is?You know what my trouble is? I got hair down my back and on my chest and down my arms, but not on my legs! My legs are very smooth!
You know, I don't go out much. Did you know that? I'm actually scared of women. You must be frightened of men too, huh? I don't know what to say to them, to women. I say, "Hello! Hello, how are you?" I say anything I can think of, but I don't say anything, not really. I'm a loner, I'm always alone. My interests are in Keats, Shelley, Swinburne, Shakespeare, Marlowe, Wordsworth... Opera, poetry, music... Did you know I was reading since I was twelve years old? I wear glasses now, I read so much. Minnie Moore:
That's funny, I... I would've sworn you're a businessman. Zelmo Swift:
Naaah, I hate business. I hate it! It's funny because I'm a rich man. But I hate makin' money. I don't know what to do with it! I wake up in the morning, I say, "Zelmo, oh Zelmo! What are you gonna do with all your money?" What can I do with all my money? I don't know. I give it to charity, I give to friends. I buy a big house. I take vacations. From what? I don't know! But I go on, I go on! I'm not married anymore. I was married to a... Actually, she was a very rare woman. We didn't have any children so it didn't last long. I mean... I made a big mistake on our wedding night, you know. Personal stuff. Look at your hands, they're so delicate. Minnie, you know what my trouble is?You know what my trouble is? I got hair down my back and on my chest and down my arms, but not on my legs! My legs are very smooth!
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You know I'm a very lonely man
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If I could find someone it could be you
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Someone that had your qualities Someone that when I took her hand
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she wouldn't pull it away
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Zelmo let's order because it's really very late
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Look at your hands they're so delicate
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You know they're so sensitive Do you know that
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I can tell everything you're thinking by the way you're flickin' your fingers
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Minnie you know what my trouble is
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I've got hair down my back and on my chest and down my arms
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But not on my legs My legs are very smooth
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Movie Summary
A museum curator falls in love with a crazy parking attendant.

