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"Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous" quotes

Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous poster
After Heather Burns (Cheryl Frasier) and Stan Fields (William Shatner) are kidnapped, Gracie Hart (Sandra Bullock) goes undercover in Las Vegas, Nevada to find them.

Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Marc Lawrence, Katie Ford, Caryn Lucas
Production: N/A
Genre: action, comedy, crime
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 34/100
ImdbRating: 5.1
BoxOffice: $48,478,006
Released: 24 Mar 2005
Awards: 2 wins & 5 nominations

57 video clips

Gracie HartSam FullerPriscillaStan FieldsJeff ForemanRegis PhilbinTina Turner ImpersonatorDolly ImpersonatorJason - BookstoreFbi Asst. Director Harry McdonaldKarl Steele
Oh God I just don't see why I couldn't be Tina - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:09 Oh God I just don't see why I couldn't be Tina I don't recall seeing a little skinny ass white girl at the table growing up - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:10 I don't recall seeing a little skinny ass white girl at... I am not going out there as a woman pretending to be a man - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:13 I am not going out there as a woman pretending to be a man How about a real sorry huh Come again - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:32 How about a real sorry huh Come again Priscilla what do we want - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:33 Priscilla what do we want Let me tell you when I'm gonna get you an iced Venti Caramel Macchiato - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:18 Let me tell you when I'm gonna get you an iced Venti... No No I don't cry I don't even have tear ducts - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:05 No No I don't cry I don't even have tear ducts Oh you must be getting really tired of saving my life - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:11 Oh you must be getting really tired of saving my life Why don't we get you to the hotel while I give the agents a debriefing - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:23 Why don't we get you to the hotel while I give the... There's a cannon in my porthole - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:04 There's a cannon in my porthole I want you to find her and Fuller and arrest them for obstruction of justice - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:12 I want you to find her and Fuller and arrest them for... People may care about people who care about themselves - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:16 People may care about people who care about themselves People may care about people who care about themselves - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:19 People may care about people who care about themselves How do you feel about a pushup bra - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:10 How do you feel about a pushup bra I just went through a makeover for the pageant - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:22 I just went through a makeover for the pageant Okay look I don't work for you You don't work for me - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:33 Okay look I don't work for you You don't work for... I never gave up because the word quit is not in my vocabulary - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:18 I never gave up because the word quit is not in my... JOEL This is what I like Learning to work together - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:14 JOEL This is what I like Learning to work together Are you interested in touring our facilities - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:26 Are you interested in touring our facilities COLLINS It's also on CNN - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:12 COLLINS It's also on CNN Wake up and smell the iced Venti Caramel Macchiato I'm onto something - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:06 Wake up and smell the iced Venti Caramel Macchiato I'm... Oh God I just don't see why I couldn't be Tina - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:07 Oh God I just don't see why I couldn't be Tina Please tell me you have tickets to see Cirque du Soleil - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:05 Please tell me you have tickets to see Cirque du Soleil Plenty of guys have broken up with me You just beat them up and move on - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:09 Plenty of guys have broken up with me You just beat them up... GRACIE Come on - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:11 GRACIE Come on I gotta take her to the bathroom - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:23 I gotta take her to the bathroom She would never refer to her ass as a booty or refer to her ass period - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:08 She would never refer to her ass as a booty or refer to her... I've got you Can you swim STAN Can I swim - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:13 I've got you Can you swim STAN Can I swim And I can't remember That always works - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:06 And I can't remember That always works What happened to Team yo You and me in it together - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:07 What happened to Team yo You and me in it together GRACIE We need a big finish JOEL I should take my top off - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:10 GRACIE We need a big finish JOEL I should take my top off MAN 2 What happens if tomorrow's deadline comes and goes - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:10 MAN 2 What happens if tomorrow's deadline comes and... TINA IMPERSONATOR How come he gets to go first I was here before him - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:14 TINA IMPERSONATOR How come he gets to go first I was here... Tinas of the world unite Take the stage - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:05 Tinas of the world unite Take the stage The director wants You're my new partner - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:15 The director wants You're my new partner Uh excuse me private conversation in progress - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:11 Uh excuse me private conversation in progress Oh Please be careful My guns are in that Fendi - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:05 Oh Please be careful My guns are in that Fendi Oh well I wish you wouldn't kiss my watch It's not water resistant - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:15 Oh well I wish you wouldn't kiss my watch It's not... No No I don't cry I don't even have tear ducts - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:05 No No I don't cry I don't even have tear ducts You can do this Okay you can because you are Sam Fuller FBI - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:32 You can do this Okay you can because you are Sam Fuller FBI Fuller I'm sensing a little subtle hostility and I think we should talk about it - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:16 Fuller I'm sensing a little subtle hostility and I... SAM Let me explain something to you Okay - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:09 SAM Let me explain something to you Okay So that plane does not take off unless we're both on it Got it - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:17 So that plane does not take off unless we're both on it... Rule number one no hitting What - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:13 Rule number one no hitting What That's right take a shower Walk away - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:07 That's right take a shower Walk away All right Regis grab her She looks angry - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:18 All right Regis grab her She looks angry Men Can't live with them you can't - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:09 Men Can't live with them you can't Shows that different generations have so much to learn from each other - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:25 Shows that different generations have so much to learn from... Hey hey That's my room Hey - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:05 Hey hey That's my room Hey No No I don't cry I don't even have tear ducts - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:05 No No I don't cry I don't even have tear ducts Oh well I wish you wouldn't kiss my watch It's not water resistant - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:15 Oh well I wish you wouldn't kiss my watch It's not... I just went through a makeover for the pageant - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:17 I just went through a makeover for the pageant How about a real sorry huh Come again - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:32 How about a real sorry huh Come again McDONALD Get your beauty team assembled The jet leaves at 0800 - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:19 McDONALD Get your beauty team assembled The jet leaves at... Okay look I don't work for you You don't work for me - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:33 Okay look I don't work for you You don't work for... Too much too much too much Fuller Fuller - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:13 Too much too much too much Fuller Fuller Don't call me a moron I got a BA in Fine Arts and my brother - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous 00:12 Don't call me a moron I got a BA in Fine Arts and my...

Cast

Gracie Hart - Sandra Bullock
Sam Fuller - Regina King
Jeff Foreman - Enrique Murciano
Stan Fields - William Shatner
FBI Asst. Director Harry McDonald - Ernie Hudson
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