"Miss Congeniality" quotes

Miss Congeniality poster
An F.B.I. Agent must go undercover in the Miss United States beauty pageant to prevent a group from bombing the event.

Director: Donald Petrie
Writer: Marc Lawrence, Katie Ford, Caryn Lucas
Production: N/A
Year: 2000
MetaScore: 43/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $106,807,667
Released: 22 Dec 2000
Awards: 7 wins & 8 nominations

72 Clips

It's all in the buttocks - Miss Congeniality 00:25
It's all in the buttocks
It is not a beauty pageant - Miss Congeniality 00:40
It is not a beauty pageant
Is this you not arguing - Miss Congeniality 00:16
Is this you not arguing
Is it because Macdonald hates me - Miss Congeniality 01:47
Is it because Macdonald hates me
In place of friends and relationships - Miss Congeniality 01:22
In place of friends and relationships
I'm not  with him  with him - Miss Congeniality 00:13
I'm not with him with him
I'm going to get chip faced - Miss Congeniality 00:13
I'm going to get chip faced
I'm gliding here - Miss Congeniality 00:10
I'm gliding here
I'll be retiring this year - Miss Congeniality 00:46
I'll be retiring this year
If I'd ever had a daughter - Miss Congeniality 00:31
If I'd ever had a daughter
If I can make it to the top ten - Miss Congeniality 00:55
If I can make it to the top ten
I would so love to hurt you right now - Miss Congeniality 00:19
I would so love to hurt you right now
I was like a female Rain Man - Miss Congeniality 00:13
I was like a female Rain Man
I know the program says I'm supposed to play the water glasses for you - Miss Congeniality 00:28
I know the program says I'm supposed to play the water...
I haven't seen a walk like that since  Jurassic Park - Miss Congeniality 00:18
I haven't seen a walk like that since Jurassic Park
I didn't realize it was stupidity - Miss Congeniality 00:30
I didn't realize it was stupidity
You're shutting up enough for both of us - Miss Congeniality 00:21
You're shutting up enough for both of us
You're a genius - Miss Congeniality 00:14
You're a genius
Your hair should make a statement - Miss Congeniality 00:29
Your hair should make a statement
You'll take the bags to the room - Miss Congeniality 00:41
You'll take the bags to the room
You took your earpiece out - Miss Congeniality 00:27
You took your earpiece out
You think you saved something tonight - Miss Congeniality 00:39
You think you saved something tonight
You think I'm gorgeous - Miss Congeniality 00:32
You think I'm gorgeous
You stole panties - Miss Congeniality 00:15
You stole panties
You old fruitcake - Miss Congeniality 00:11
You old fruitcake
I am in a dress - Miss Congeniality 00:24
I am in a dress
Hello and goodbye - Miss Congeniality 00:44
Hello and goodbye
Gracie Lou Freebush - Miss Congeniality 00:29
Gracie Lou Freebush
Everybody has a gun - Miss Congeniality 00:29
Everybody has a gun
Especially without their knowledge - Miss Congeniality 00:27
Especially without their knowledge
Enjoy running the Miss San Antonio Women's Correctional Facility Pageant - Miss Congeniality 00:30
Enjoy running the Miss San Antonio Women's Correctional...
Don't pick your feet up - Miss Congeniality 00:25
Don't pick your feet up
Don't look at me like I betrayed you - Miss Congeniality 00:24
Don't look at me like I betrayed you
Can't I get some Novocain - Miss Congeniality 00:25
Can't I get some Novocain
Because you're smart - Miss Congeniality 01:54
Because you're smart
And dancing talent - Miss Congeniality 00:32
And dancing talent
America is like a big ship - Miss Congeniality 00:33
America is like a big ship
You can taste it now - Miss Congeniality 00:19
You can taste it now
You are not having sex on this stage - Miss Congeniality 00:40
You are not having sex on this stage
With all due respect here - Miss Congeniality 00:42
With all due respect here
Will you please go back to the mothership - Miss Congeniality 00:20
Will you please go back to the mothership
Where am I gonna keep my gun - Miss Congeniality 00:18
Where am I gonna keep my gun
What would you say to them - Miss Congeniality 02:41
What would you say to them
What would you do - Miss Congeniality 00:37
What would you do
What was the question - Miss Congeniality 00:28
What was the question
What is the one most important thing our society needs - Miss Congeniality 00:54
What is the one most important thing our society needs
What do you say - Miss Congeniality 00:57
What do you say
What are you planning to do for your talent - Miss Congeniality 00:29
What are you planning to do for your talent
What are you doing - Miss Congeniality 00:33
What are you doing
We recently discovered some information about the winner from New Jersey - Miss Congeniality 00:34
We recently discovered some information about the winner...
We were just looking for someone to go undercover at the pageant - Miss Congeniality 00:32
We were just looking for someone to go undercover at the...
Vic's gonna kill you - Miss Congeniality 00:19
Vic's gonna kill you
This woman has no talent - Miss Congeniality 00:21
This woman has no talent
This earpiece lets you hear anybody on our frequencies - Miss Congeniality 00:35
This earpiece lets you hear anybody on our frequencies
There should be two - Miss Congeniality 00:11
There should be two
There are no words - Miss Congeniality 00:11
There are no words
The year we lost - Miss Congeniality 00:29
The year we lost
The interview is the single most important part of the pageant - Miss Congeniality 00:34
The interview is the single most important part of the...
That's a tough one - Miss Congeniality 00:40
That's a tough one
That would be in my other dress - Miss Congeniality 00:13
That would be in my other dress
Smilers wear a crown - Miss Congeniality 00:15
Smilers wear a crown
She's gonna cry again - Miss Congeniality 00:16
She's gonna cry again
Remove the beer stains and steak residue - Miss Congeniality 00:25
Remove the beer stains and steak residue
Part of you is going to miss this - Miss Congeniality 00:43
Part of you is going to miss this
Operation  Thong  has commenced - Miss Congeniality 00:25
Operation Thong has commenced
Once I stole a pair of red underwear from the department store - Miss Congeniality 00:33
Once I stole a pair of red underwear from the department...
Oh I know and it's an honor to have made it this far - Miss Congeniality 01:04
Oh I know and it's an honor to have made it this far
No wonder you're still a virgin - Miss Congeniality 00:47
No wonder you're still a virgin
No insults today - Miss Congeniality 00:14
No insults today
My parents don't like anything ostentatious - Miss Congeniality 00:22
My parents don't like anything ostentatious
McDonald called - Miss Congeniality 00:34
McDonald called
Maybe we could have dinner - Miss Congeniality 00:29
Maybe we could have dinner

Cast

Gracie Hart - Sandra Bullock
Victor Melling - Michael Caine
Eric Matthews - Benjamin Bratt
Kathy Morningside - Candice Bergen
Stan Fields - William Shatner
Harry McDonald - Ernie Hudson
Agent Clonsky - John DiResta
Cheryl Frasier - Miss Rhode Island - Heather Burns
Karen Krantz - Miss New York - Melissa De Sousa
Frank Tobin - Steve Monroe
Mary Jo Wright - Miss Texas - Deirdre Quinn
Leslie Davis - Miss California - Wendy Raquel Robinson
Alana Krewson - Miss Hawaii - Asia De Marcos
Agent Harris - Ken Thomas
Agent Jerry Grant - Gabriel Folse
Agent Jensen - Christopher Shea
Young Gracie - Mary Ashleigh Green
Tough Boy - Cody Linley
Krashow (as Daniel Kamin) - Danny Kamin
Russian Waitress (as Mona Lee) - Mona Lee Fultz
Russian Bodyguard - Sergei Levtsuk
Russian Bodyguard (as Johnny Caan) - John Cann
Stacey - Pageant Announcer - Debbie Nelson
Dave - Pageant Director - Don Cass
Assistant Director - Laurie Guzda
Scott the Backstage Security Guard - Jimmy Graham
Security Guard (as Ruperto Reyes Jr.) - Rupert Reyes
Pageant Matron - Bernadette Nason
Mike the Bartender - Stephen Bruton
Beth Carter - Jessica Holcomb
Self (as Ellen Schwartz) - Ellen H. Schwartz
Starbucks Cop - Cassandra L. Small
Starbucks Guy - Marco Perella
Preliminary Judge - Cynthia Dorn
Newscaster - Catenya McHenry
Warehouse Dentist - Paige Bishop
Warehouse Hair Stylist - Lucien Douglas
Lori, Miss United States - Georgia Foy
Kelly Beth Kelley, Miss Nebraska - LeeAnne Locken
Ali Lowchowski, Miss Arkansas - Pei-San Brown
Lana Harmony Frankfurt, Miss Florida - Isamari White
Lily Hardywood, Miss Maine - Kimberly Crawford
Wynni Tracey Concellio, Miss Maryland - Jamie Drake Stephens
Penelope Likkum, Miss Massachusetts - Dyan Conner
Jaimee Madison, Miss Minnesota - Kelly Bright
Tinka Woods, Miss Missouri - Dee Dee Adams
Sky Greenleaves, Miss Nevada - Shana McClendon
Hayley Downes, Miss New Mexico - Janie Terrazas
Olivia Einstein, Miss Ohio - Holly Mills
Uma Trough, Miss Oregon - Angela Van De Walle
Vanessa Black-Wooding, Miss South Carolina - Tarah Bartley
Belinda Brown, Miss Tennessee - Farah White
Inga van Horna, Miss Utah - Summyr Miller
Patricia De Le Marco Los Conchita Amelia Carolina Maria Moses, Miss Vermont - Jessica Hale
Katwyna Towers, Miss Washington - Pam Green
Kiki Call, Miss District of Columbia - Deborah Abbott
Pageant Audience - Cynthia Aguiar
Waiter - Shane Allison
Starbucks Patron - Dustin Amy
Erin McPherson, Miss Pennsylvania - Brea Angelo
Audience Member - Johnny Bartee
Miss Georgia - Whitney Blake
Pageant Judge - Fred Bothwell
Security Guard - Greg Bronson
Club Dancer - Devin Carbaugh
Pageant Judge - Robert F. Cawley
Miss New Hampshire - Camille Chen
Audience Member - Constance Dasse
Drum Circle-Extra - Ryan Davis
Pageant Employee - Brian Decaro
Miss South Dakota - Lisa Del Dotto
New York Cop - Jeremy Denzlinger
Pageant Security - Troy Dillinger
Miss Iowa - Katy Dunlap
Pageant Employee - Dan Eggleston
Parent - Troy Harris
FBI Agent - Kirby M. Hiscox
Buffy O'Cattrell, Miss Montana - Nikki Martinez
Audience Member - Jennifer Matyear
Miss Delaware - Dawn McCoy
FBI Agent - Brent Mitchell
Cab Driver - Matthew S. Moffett
Russian Woman - Nora J. Moore
Misty - Guest Attendant - Rana Morrison
Benefactor - Douglas M. Nelson
Audience member - Trevor Doyle Nelson
Miss Indiana - Nita Rainwater
Pageant Judge - Mylinda Royer
Stage Manager - Harry Santiago
FBI Agent - Maverick Shaw
FBI Agent - James Singleton
Bar Guy - Spike Spencer
Miss Wyoming - Hollie Stenson
Hairstylist - Scott Swanson
FBI Agent - Clint Tidwell
Man Wearing Pink Tie - Richard E. Waits
Pageant Manager - LaToya Ward
Alamo Guest - Wendy Wells-Gunkel
Coffee shop - Jerry Wu
Miss Idaho - Michelle Yerger
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