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Prepare for what promises to bea day of astounding musical theatrical and dancing talentAnd after I'm finished you can see the ladies
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Miss Congeniality

Prepare for what promises to be a day of astounding musical, theatrical, and dancing...

Stan Fields:
Prepare for what promises to be a day of astounding musical, theatrical, and dancing talent. And after I'm finished you can see the ladies!

Full Transcript

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Prepare for what promises to be
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a day of astounding musical theatrical and dancing talent
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And after I'm finished you can see the ladies
Available in 7 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
773
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:54
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Village Roadshow Pictures,Castle Rock Entertainment,NPV Entertainment,Fortis Films,Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

An F.B.I. Agent must go undercover in the Miss United States beauty pageant to prevent a group from bombing the event.

Actors

William Shatner
Stan Fields
William Shatner
What's her talent, bartending? - Miss Congeniality 00:07
What's her talent, bartending?
I made it very clear you weren't responsible for making her credible. - Miss Congeniality 00:15
I made it very clear you weren't responsible for making...
But there are no words - Miss Congeniality 00:04
But there are no words
Eagle-Eye. - Miss Congeniality 00:15
Eagle-Eye.
He's moving, he's moving. - Miss Congeniality 00:09
He's moving, he's moving.
Guys, he has a gun. - Miss Congeniality 00:18
Guys, he has a gun.
Better up to them, don't you think? - Miss Congeniality 00:35
Better up to them, don't you think?
- Look, he had a gun. - Miss Congeniality 00:48
- Look, he had a gun.
Just for a tiny minute. - Miss Congeniality 00:53
Just for a tiny minute.
The interview is the single most important part of the pageantIt accounts for 30 of your total scoreWhat's the other 70 cleavage - Miss Congeniality 00:12
The interview is the single most important part of the...
McDonald called He saw Hart's anti smoking commercial He's on his wayGood perfect I'd hate for him to fire me over the phone - Miss Congeniality 00:10
McDonald called He saw Hart's anti smoking commercial...
Smilers wear a crown losers wear a frown - Miss Congeniality 00:06
Smilers wear a crown losers wear a frown
I would so love to hurt you right nowAs long as you smile - Miss Congeniality 00:07
I would so love to hurt you right nowAs long as you smile
Why is New Jersey calledthe Garden StateYou can't fit Oil and petrochemical refinery state on a license plate - Miss Congeniality 00:11
Why is New Jersey calledthe Garden StateYou can't fit...
In place of friends and relationships you have sarcasm and a gunOh I have sarcasmWhen every word that comes out of your mouth is dripping with disdainThat is because I am a miserable grumpy elitist and that works for meI don't have relationships because I - Miss Congeniality 00:26
In place of friends and relationships you have sarcasm and a...
"How do you feel about gun control?" Favorable. - Miss Congeniality 00:06
"How do you feel about gun control?" Favorable.
I've been waiting five years to run my own opWould I blow it on the wrong girl You picked mebecause I looked good and wasn't on maternity leaveNo that's why they let me pick you Know whyLost a bet You're smartand funny and you're easy to talk to when - Miss Congeniality 00:30
I've been waiting five years to run my own opWould I...
I won't let you down. - Miss Congeniality 00:12
I won't let you down.
Oh, Vic is gonna kill you. - Miss Congeniality 00:11
Oh, Vic is gonna kill you.
Whoa, guys, Hart's in the dressing room. - Miss Congeniality 00:09
Whoa, guys, Hart's in the dressing room.