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Miss Congeniality

At least she thinks I'm funny. Hart? Hart, do you copy? - What's up?- I don't know. It's...

At least she thinks I'm funny. Hart? Hart, do you copy? - What's up?- I don't know. It's not working. - It worked five minutes ago.- Who put it together?

Full Transcript

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At least she thinks I'm funny
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Hart Hart do you copy
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What's up I don't know It's not working
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It worked five minutes ago Who put it together
Available in 6 languages
Duration
14 seconds
Views
105
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:09
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Village Roadshow Pictures,Castle Rock Entertainment,NPV Entertainment,Fortis Films,Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

An F.B.I. Agent must go undercover in the Miss United States beauty pageant to prevent a group from bombing the event.
Check one, check one... - Miss Congeniality 00:19
Check one, check one...
STAN: Thank you! - Miss Congeniality 00:23
STAN: Thank you!
And even though I'll be retiring this year... - Miss Congeniality 00:37
And even though I'll be retiring this year...
Oh, I uh... - Miss Congeniality 00:10
Oh, I uh...
Dear Jesus, please forgive me......for not praying before I had a bite of my bagel and schmeer. - Miss Congeniality 00:12
Dear Jesus, please forgive me......for not praying before I...
- Hi! - Hi. I hope I'm not disturbing you. - Miss Congeniality 00:25
- Hi! - Hi. I hope I'm not disturbing you.
My parents don't like anything ostentatiousAnd they really don't like fire - Miss Congeniality 00:07
My parents don't like anything ostentatiousAnd they...
- What? - You took your earpiece out. - Vic needs you. - Now? - I haven't slept in two days! - I'll give you a cookie. - Miss Congeniality 00:40
- What? - You took your earpiece out. - Vic needs you. -...
What no armored carThat would be in my other dress - Miss Congeniality 00:06
What no armored carThat would be in my other dress
What are you planning to do for your talent Sing DanceChew with your mouth closedI'll do whatever you want Yoda - Miss Congeniality 00:11
What are you planning to do for your talent Sing DanceChew...
What are you planning to do for your talent Sing Dance - Miss Congeniality 00:11
What are you planning to do for your talent Sing Dance
This woman has no talent Don't shout it in front of her - Miss Congeniality 00:06
This woman has no talent Don't shout it in front of her
Listen to me you old fruitcake How dare you you cupcake - Miss Congeniality 00:05
Listen to me you old fruitcake How dare you you cupcake
There's something I know how to do I haven't done it since high schoolYou're not having sex on this stage I didn't know it was an option - Miss Congeniality 00:10
There's something I know how to do I haven't done...
Thank you. - Miss Congeniality 00:08
Thank you.
All right, all right, all right. - Miss Congeniality 00:08
All right, all right, all right.
Happy you doughnut Nazi - Miss Congeniality 00:13
Happy you doughnut Nazi
You think I'm gorgeousYou want to kiss meYou want to hug meMcDonald's more feminine I'd rather kiss himlove me You want to hug meYou want to smooch me - Miss Congeniality 00:17
You think I'm gorgeousYou want to kiss meYou want to...
No no I was dating him for a little while becausehe said he had an incurable diseaseI didn't realize it was stupidity - Miss Congeniality 00:13
No no I was dating him for a little while becausehe said he...
His ego is this bigBut his equipment is like this big - Miss Congeniality 00:07
His ego is this bigBut his equipment is like this big