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Look, he had a gun

Miss Congeniality

Look, he had a gun.- Of course. This is Texas, everyone has a gun. My florist has a gun. I...

Miss Congeniality • 2000

Look, he had a gun.- Of course. This is Texas, everyone has a gun. My florist has a gun. I don't have a gun. My ancestors were Quakers. Stan, please! We assume any manwith a weapon is a suspect. We got the DNA results. The envelope from the Citizenwas licked by a woman. There's never been DNA before. He slipped up, or I should say "she." This is preposterous. You people are completely clueless. If I ran my pageant like this, we'd beholding it in someone's basement! Every operation is boundto have its screwups. As far as I can see,she's still with us. Oh, God! Could I have a moment alonewith Miss Hart, please? Sure

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Look he had a gun Of course

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This is Texas everyone has a gun

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My florist has a gun

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I don't have a gun

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My ancestors were Quakers

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Stan please

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We assume any man with a weapon is a suspect

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We got the DNA results

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The envelope from the Citizen was licked by a woman

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There's never been DNA before

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He slipped up or I should say she

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This is preposterous

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You people are completely clueless

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If I ran my pageant like this we'd be holding it in someone's basement

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Every operation is bound to have its screwups

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As far as I can see she's still with us

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Oh God

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Could I have a moment alone with Miss Hart please

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Sure

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انهم متخصوصون فى هذا لا أصدق هذا

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أنت محظوظون ان جنيت عندها عمل لوقت متأخر

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لانها لو كانت هنا0000 ما كانت سوف ترضى بهذا

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الأن جنيت أنها حاذمة جدا

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أحب التسوق فى فيجاس أين يمكنك ان تجد شعر مستعار فى ال 24 ساعة حسنا الى العمل

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هاى هذة غرفتى هاى

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هاى

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لم أكن أتوقع هذا ابدا ماذا

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لديك وسادة ناعمة للسفر

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أنها وسادة طبية للحساسية أوه حقا

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وما الذى لديك حساسية منه بالاضافة لك

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Il était armé Bien entendu

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Tout Texan est armé

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Mon fleuriste est armé

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Pas moi

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Mes ancêtres étaient quakers

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De grâce Stan

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Tout homme armé doit être suspecté

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Non Selon l'analyse ADN

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l'enveloppe du Citoyen a été léchée par une femme

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Il n'y a jamais eu d'ADN

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Il a gaffé Ou plutôt elle

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Quelle farce

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Vous n'êtes que des incapables

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Si je travaillais ainsi l'élection aurait lieu dans une cave

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Toute opération a ses ratés

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Et celle ci est toujours parmi nous

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Bon sang

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Messieurs puis je voir Mlle Hart seule

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Bien sûr

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Er hatte eine Waffe Natürlich

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In Texas hat jeder eine Waffe

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Mein Florist hat eine Waffe

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Ich habe keine Waffe

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Meine Vorfahren waren Quäker

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Stan bitte

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Wir müssen jeden verdächtigen der eine Waffe trägt

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Wir haben das Resultat der DNS Analyse

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Den Briefumschlag des Citizen hat eine Frau zugeklebt

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Es gab doch noch nie eine Speichelprobe

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Tja er wird schlampig Oder sollte ich sagen sie

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Das ist grotesk

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Was sind Sie für ein dilettantischer Haufen

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Würde ich so arbeiten müssten wir die Wahl in einem Keller abhalten

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Bei jeder Operation gibt es unabwägbare Faktoren

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Und soweit ich das erkennen kann ist sie immer noch bei uns

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Oh Gott

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Gewähren Sie mir doch bitte einen Moment allein mit Miss Hart

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Sicher

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Lihat dia punya pistol Tentu saja

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Ini adalah Texas setiap orang memiliki senjata

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Toko bunga saya memiliki pistol

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Saya tidak punya pistol

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Nenek moyang saya adalah Quaker

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Stan please

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Kami menganggap ada orang yang dengan senjata adalah tersangka

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Kami mendapat hasil DNA

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Amplop dari Warga Negara itu dijilat oleh seorang wanita

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Tidak pernah DNA sebelumnya

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Dia tergelincir atau aku harus mengatakan dia

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Ini tidak masuk akal

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Anda orang sama sekali tidak tahu

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Jika saya berlari kontes saya seperti ini kami akan memegangnya di ruang bawah tanah orang

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Setiap operasi pasti memiliki screwups nya

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Sejauh yang saya lihat dia masih bersama kami

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Oh Tuhan

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Bisakah aku punya waktu sendiri dengan Miss Hart please

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Tentu

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Он был вооружен Разумеется

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У каждого техасца есть оружие

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Даже у моего флориста

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У меня нет пистолета

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Мои предки были квакерами

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Стэн прошу

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Мы подозреваем всякого кто имеет оружие

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Получены результаты анализа ДНК

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Конверт от Гражданина заклеивала женщина

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Раньше он не облизывал их

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Он прокололся вернее она

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Это нелепость

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Это не в вашей компетенции

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Лучше проводить конкурсы в подвале чем так работать

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В любой операции бывают проколы

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Насколько я вижу она всё ещё с нами

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О Господи

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Я могу поговорить с мисс Харт наедине

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Конечно

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Mira el tenía un arma Por supuesto

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Esto es Texas todos tienen armas

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Mi jardinero tiene un arma

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Yo no tengo armas

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Mis ancestros eran granjeros

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Stan por favor

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Asumimos que cada hombre con un arma es sospechoso

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Ya no Tenemos los resultados de ADN

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El sobre de el ciudadano fue lamido por una mujer

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Espera no teníamos pruebas de ADN antes

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El lamió el sobre o debo decir ella

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Esto es ridículo

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Su gente no tiene ninguna pista

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Si continúo mi concurso así vamos

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a tener que hacerlo en el sótano de alguien

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Toda operación está sujeta a fallas

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Así como lo veo todavía está con nosotros

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Oh Dios

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Pueden dejarme a solas un momento con la señorita Hart por favor

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Available in 7 languages

Duration

48 seconds

Views

321

Timestamp in Movie

00:55:06

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Village Roadshow Pictures,Castle Rock Entertainment,NPV Entertainment,Fortis Films,Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

An F.B.I. Agent must go undercover in the Miss United States beauty pageant to prevent a group from bombing the event.