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I'm in a dress I have gel in my hair I haven't sleptl'm starved and I'm armed Don't mess with me
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Miss Congeniality

I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, and I'm...

Gracie Hart:
I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, and I'm armed! Don't *mess* with me!

Full Transcript

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I'm in a dress I have gel in my hair I haven't slept
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l'm starved and I'm armed Don't mess with me
Available in 7 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
1,465
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:05
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Village Roadshow Pictures,Castle Rock Entertainment,NPV Entertainment,Fortis Films,Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

An F.B.I. Agent must go undercover in the Miss United States beauty pageant to prevent a group from bombing the event.

Actors

Sandra Bullock
Gracie Hart
Sandra Bullock
Michael Caine
Victor Melling
Michael Caine
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Operation Thong has commencedWhy don't you stun gun...
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You'll take the bags to the roomIt's been a while...
And it's an honor to have made it this farEspecially when you're from a small stateThat's so trueUs Rhode Islanders I wasn't finishedDid it sound like I wasI'm sorryWhy are you apologizing to herShe's been drinking too much Coppertone - Miss Congeniality 00:21
And it's an honor to have made it this farEspecially...
In Hawaii don't you use Aloha for hello and goodbyeSoIf you're on the phone with someone who won't stop talkingand you say aloha don't they start again - Miss Congeniality 00:14
In Hawaii don't you use Aloha for hello and goodbyeSoIf...
At least she thinks I'm funny. - Miss Congeniality 00:14
At least she thinks I'm funny.
Check one, check one... - Miss Congeniality 00:19
Check one, check one...
STAN: Thank you! - Miss Congeniality 00:23
STAN: Thank you!
And even though I'll be retiring this year... - Miss Congeniality 00:37
And even though I'll be retiring this year...
Oh, I uh... - Miss Congeniality 00:10
Oh, I uh...
Dear Jesus, please forgive me......for not praying before I had a bite of my bagel and schmeer. - Miss Congeniality 00:12
Dear Jesus, please forgive me......for not praying before I...
- Hi! - Hi. I hope I'm not disturbing you. - Miss Congeniality 00:25
- Hi! - Hi. I hope I'm not disturbing you.
My parents don't like anything ostentatiousAnd they really don't like fire - Miss Congeniality 00:07
My parents don't like anything ostentatiousAnd they...
- What? - You took your earpiece out. - Vic needs you. - Now? - I haven't slept in two days! - I'll give you a cookie. - Miss Congeniality 00:40
- What? - You took your earpiece out. - Vic needs you. -...
What no armored carThat would be in my other dress - Miss Congeniality 00:06
What no armored carThat would be in my other dress
What are you planning to do for your talent Sing Dance - Miss Congeniality 00:11
What are you planning to do for your talent Sing Dance
What are you planning to do for your talent Sing DanceChew with your mouth closedI'll do whatever you want Yoda - Miss Congeniality 00:11
What are you planning to do for your talent Sing DanceChew...
This woman has no talent Don't shout it in front of her - Miss Congeniality 00:06
This woman has no talent Don't shout it in front of her
Listen to me you old fruitcake How dare you you cupcake - Miss Congeniality 00:05
Listen to me you old fruitcake How dare you you cupcake
There's something I know how to do I haven't done it since high schoolYou're not having sex on this stage I didn't know it was an option - Miss Congeniality 00:10
There's something I know how to do I haven't done...
Thank you. - Miss Congeniality 00:08
Thank you.