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I would so love to hurt you right nowAs long as you smile
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Miss Congeniality

As long as you smile

Gracie Hart:
I would so love to hurt you right now.Victor Melling:As long as you smile

Full Transcript

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I would so love to hurt you right now
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As long as you smile
Available in 7 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
1,646
Timestamp in Movie
00:57:49
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Village Roadshow Pictures,Castle Rock Entertainment,NPV Entertainment,Fortis Films,Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

An F.B.I. Agent must go undercover in the Miss United States beauty pageant to prevent a group from bombing the event.

Actors

Sandra Bullock
Gracie Hart
Sandra Bullock
Michael Caine
Victor Melling
Michael Caine
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Why is New Jersey calledthe Garden StateYou can't fit...
In place of friends and relationships you have sarcasm and a gunOh I have sarcasmWhen every word that comes out of your mouth is dripping with disdainThat is because I am a miserable grumpy elitist and that works for meI don't have relationships because I - Miss Congeniality 00:26
In place of friends and relationships you have sarcasm and a...
"How do you feel about gun control?" Favorable. - Miss Congeniality 00:06
"How do you feel about gun control?" Favorable.
I've been waiting five years to run my own opWould I blow it on the wrong girl You picked mebecause I looked good and wasn't on maternity leaveNo that's why they let me pick you Know whyLost a bet You're smartand funny and you're easy to talk to when - Miss Congeniality 00:30
I've been waiting five years to run my own opWould I...
I won't let you down. - Miss Congeniality 00:12
I won't let you down.
Oh, Vic is gonna kill you. - Miss Congeniality 00:11
Oh, Vic is gonna kill you.
Whoa, guys, Hart's in the dressing room. - Miss Congeniality 00:09
Whoa, guys, Hart's in the dressing room.
Those better be candy dishes! - Miss Congeniality 00:22
Those better be candy dishes!
Guess it's time to apply at my local HootersHemorrhoid ointment You think the judges will look that closelyIt's for the baggies under your eyesReallyGood hair spray Finally something I recognizeWhat are you doingIt stops the suit from riding upRiding up - Miss Congeniality 00:32
Guess it's time to apply at my local HootersHemorrhoid...
The last time I was naked in public I came out of a uterus - Miss Congeniality 00:05
The last time I was naked in public I came out of a uterus
Dalai Lama, Dalai Lama, Dalai Lama... - Miss Congeniality 00:08
Dalai Lama, Dalai Lama, Dalai Lama...
I would have to say, world peace. - Miss Congeniality 00:23
I would have to say, world peace.
What is the one most important thing our society needsThat would be harsher punishment for parole violators StanAnd world peaceThank you Gracie LouAnd thank you StanCheryl Frasier from Rhode IslandThat was charming Are you drunkGlad you enjoyed it Now - Miss Congeniality 00:43
What is the one most important thing our society needsThat...
And, world peace. - Miss Congeniality 00:06
And, world peace.
Lmagine she's me and you want to know but I don't want to talk about itWhat would you doYou want me to beat her - Miss Congeniality 00:09
Lmagine she's me and you want to know but I don't...
What are you doing - Miss Congeniality 00:26
What are you doing
I was like a female Rain Man - Miss Congeniality 00:04
I was like a female Rain Man
It's light beer and she's gonna throw it up anyway - Miss Congeniality 00:05
It's light beer and she's gonna throw it up anyway
- I want another drink! - Miss Congeniality 00:08
- I want another drink!
Another round, ladies? - Miss Congeniality 00:08
Another round, ladies?