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In place of friends and relationships you have sarcasm and a gunOh I have sarcasmWhen every word that comes out of your mouth is dripping with disdainThat is because I am a miserable grumpy elitist

Miss Congeniality

You know what? I don't have relationships because I don't want them, an-an-and I don't...

Miss Congeniality • 2000

Victor Melling:
In place of friends and relationships, you have sarcasm and a gun!Gracie Hart:Oh, *I* have sarcasm? When every word that comes out of your mouth is dripping with disdain?Victor Melling:Ah! That is because I am a miserable, grumpy elitist - and that works for me!Gracie Hart:You know what? I don't have relationships because I don't want them, an-an-and I don't have friends because I work 24/7. And you have no idea why I am the way that I am

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In place of friends and relationships you have sarcasm and a gun

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Oh I have sarcasm

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When every word that comes out of your mouth is dripping with disdain

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That is because I am a miserable grumpy elitist and that works for me

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I don't have relationships because I don't want them

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And I don't have friends because I work 24 7

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And you have no idea why I am the way that I am

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Faute d'amis et de petit ami vous avez sarcasmes et pistolet

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Moi des sarcasmes

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Alors que chacun de vos mots sue le mépris

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C'est que je suis un pauvre grincheux élitiste Et ça me va

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Je n'ai pas de petit ami par choix

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et pas d'amis car je bosse jour et nuit

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Et vous ne pouvez savoir pourquoi je suis ainsi

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Anstelle von Freunden und Beziehungen besitzen Sie Sarkasmus und eine Waffe

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Oh ich bin sarkastisch

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Wo jedes Wort das aus Ihrem Mund kommt vor Verachtung nur so trieft

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Ich bin menschenfeindlich mürrisch und elitär Die Rolle passt zu mir

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Ich lasse mich nicht auf Beziehungen ein weil ich keine haben will

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Und ich habe keine Freunde weil ich rund um die Uhr arbeite

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Und Sie haben keine Vorstellung warum ich so bin wie ich bin

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Di tempat teman dan hubungan Anda memiliki sarkasme dan pistol

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Oh aku harus sarkasme

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Ketika setiap kata yang keluar dari Anda mulut menetes dengan jijik

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Itu karena saya seorang yang menyedihkan elitis pemarah dan yang bekerja untuk saya

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Saya tidak memiliki hubungan karena saya tidak ingin mereka

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Dan aku tidak punya teman karena saya bekerja 24 7

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Dan Anda tidak tahu mengapa saya cara saya

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Друзей и романы вам заменяет пистолет

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Значит у меня есть сарказм

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И это говорите вы чьё каждое слово полно презрения

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Я несчастный сварливый аристократ

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и меня это вполне устраивает

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Я не хочу романов и у меня их нет

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Друзей нет потому что я работаю по ночам

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Вам не понять почему я такая какая я есть

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En vez de amigos y relaciones tienes sarcasmo y una pistola

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Oh Tengo sarcasmo

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Cuando cada palabra que sale de tu boca sale con tanta arrogancia

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Eso es porque soy una miserable y gruñona elitista y eso funciona para mí

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No tengo relaciones por que no quiero

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Y no tengo amigos porque trabajo 24 7

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Y tú no sabes la razón del porque yo soy como soy

Available in 7 languages

Duration

26 seconds

Views

1,708

Timestamp in Movie

00:58:27

Uploaded

Mar 09, 2026

Genres

action, comedy, crime

Production

Village Roadshow Pictures,Castle Rock Entertainment,NPV Entertainment,Fortis Films,Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

An F.B.I. Agent must go undercover in the Miss United States beauty pageant to prevent a group from bombing the event.

Actors

Victor Melling

Gracie Hart