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Look she's gonna cry again If I only had a brain
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Miss Congeniality

"Oh, if I only had a brain."

Gracie Hart:
Look, she's gonna cry again.Gracie Hart:"Oh, if I only had a brain."

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Look she's gonna cry again If I only had a brain
Available in 6 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
697
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:57
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Village Roadshow Pictures,Castle Rock Entertainment,NPV Entertainment,Fortis Films,Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

An F.B.I. Agent must go undercover in the Miss United States beauty pageant to prevent a group from bombing the event.

Actors

Sandra Bullock
Gracie Hart
Sandra Bullock
How's she doing? - Miss Congeniality 00:13
How's she doing?
Both painful......and grotesque. - Miss Congeniality 00:07
Both painful......and grotesque.
Mr. Vic, we got everything you asked for. Where do we start? Teeth, hair, manicure, pedicure. Which - Miss Congeniality 00:54
Mr. Vic, we got everything you asked for. Where do we start?...
What are you gonna do to my teethVICTOR Hopefully remove the beer stains and steak residue - Miss Congeniality 00:08
What are you gonna do to my teethVICTOR Hopefully remove the...
Can't I get some NovocainIt's only a cleaningSweeney Todd what are you doing - Miss Congeniality 00:08
Can't I get some NovocainIt's only a...
Your hair should make a statementAs long as it's not Thanks for the Country Music Award - Miss Congeniality 00:07
Your hair should make a statementAs long as it's not...
How you doing? - Miss Congeniality 00:10
How you doing?
Thank you! - Miss Congeniality 00:06
Thank you!
This earpiece lets you hear anybody on our frequencies. - Miss Congeniality 00:30
This earpiece lets you hear anybody on our frequencies.
Here's your new IDsPageant identityGracie Lou FreebushI remembered you liked thatWell my IQ just dropped 10 points - Miss Congeniality 00:14
Here's your new IDsPageant identityGracie Lou FreebushI...
More... fluffy. - Miss Congeniality 00:08
More... fluffy.
Eyebrows There should be two - Miss Congeniality 00:05
Eyebrows There should be two
Another two coats. - Miss Congeniality 00:12
Another two coats.
ERIC: Hart, is that you? - Miss Congeniality 00:25
ERIC: Hart, is that you?
I'm in a dress I have gel in my hair I haven't sleptl'm starved and I'm armed Don't mess with me - Miss Congeniality 00:09
I'm in a dress I have gel in my hair I haven't...
Operation Thong has commencedWhy don't you stun gun yourselfI knew she'd like that one - Miss Congeniality 00:10
Operation Thong has commencedWhy don't you stun gun...
You'll take the bags to the roomIt's been a while since you've been with usbut you remember how everything goesOne little mistake and I'm a bloody bellhop - Miss Congeniality 00:13
You'll take the bags to the roomIt's been a while...
And it's an honor to have made it this farEspecially when you're from a small stateThat's so trueUs Rhode Islanders I wasn't finishedDid it sound like I wasI'm sorryWhy are you apologizing to herShe's been drinking too much Coppertone - Miss Congeniality 00:21
And it's an honor to have made it this farEspecially...
In Hawaii don't you use Aloha for hello and goodbyeSoIf you're on the phone with someone who won't stop talkingand you say aloha don't they start again - Miss Congeniality 00:14
In Hawaii don't you use Aloha for hello and goodbyeSoIf...
At least she thinks I'm funny. - Miss Congeniality 00:14
At least she thinks I'm funny.