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Miss Congeniality

Geez Vic! You don't gotta shout it out in front of her!

Victor Melling:
This woman has no talent!Eric Matthews:Geez Vic! You don't gotta shout it out in front of her!

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This woman has no talent Don't shout it in front of her
Available in 7 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
948
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:46
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Village Roadshow Pictures,Castle Rock Entertainment,NPV Entertainment,Fortis Films,Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

An F.B.I. Agent must go undercover in the Miss United States beauty pageant to prevent a group from bombing the event.

Actors

Michael Caine
Victor Melling
Michael Caine
Benjamin Bratt
Eric Matthews
Benjamin Bratt
Listen to me you old fruitcake How dare you you cupcake - Miss Congeniality 00:05
Listen to me you old fruitcake How dare you you cupcake
There's something I know how to do I haven't done it since high schoolYou're not having sex on this stage I didn't know it was an option - Miss Congeniality 00:10
There's something I know how to do I haven't done...
Thank you. - Miss Congeniality 00:08
Thank you.
All right, all right, all right. - Miss Congeniality 00:08
All right, all right, all right.
Happy you doughnut Nazi - Miss Congeniality 00:13
Happy you doughnut Nazi
You think I'm gorgeousYou want to kiss meYou want to hug meMcDonald's more feminine I'd rather kiss himlove me You want to hug meYou want to smooch me - Miss Congeniality 00:17
You think I'm gorgeousYou want to kiss meYou want to...
No no I was dating him for a little while becausehe said he had an incurable diseaseI didn't realize it was stupidity - Miss Congeniality 00:13
No no I was dating him for a little while becausehe said he...
His ego is this bigBut his equipment is like this big - Miss Congeniality 00:07
His ego is this bigBut his equipment is like this big
Prepare for what promises to bea day of astounding musical theatrical and dancing talentAnd after I'm finished you can see the ladies - Miss Congeniality 00:11
Prepare for what promises to bea day of astounding musical...
What's her talent, bartending? - Miss Congeniality 00:07
What's her talent, bartending?
I made it very clear you weren't responsible for making her credible. - Miss Congeniality 00:15
I made it very clear you weren't responsible for making...
But there are no words - Miss Congeniality 00:04
But there are no words
Eagle-Eye. - Miss Congeniality 00:15
Eagle-Eye.
He's moving, he's moving. - Miss Congeniality 00:09
He's moving, he's moving.
Guys, he has a gun. - Miss Congeniality 00:18
Guys, he has a gun.
Better up to them, don't you think? - Miss Congeniality 00:35
Better up to them, don't you think?
- Look, he had a gun. - Miss Congeniality 00:48
- Look, he had a gun.
Just for a tiny minute. - Miss Congeniality 00:53
Just for a tiny minute.
The interview is the single most important part of the pageantIt accounts for 30 of your total scoreWhat's the other 70 cleavage - Miss Congeniality 00:12
The interview is the single most important part of the...
McDonald called He saw Hart's anti smoking commercial He's on his wayGood perfect I'd hate for him to fire me over the phone - Miss Congeniality 00:10
McDonald called He saw Hart's anti smoking commercial...