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Miss Congeniality

Nowhere I wanna know about!

Gracie Hart:
Where am I gonna keep my gun?Eric Matthews:Nowhere I wanna know about!

Full Transcript

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Where am I gonna put my gun
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No place I want to know about
Available in 7 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
680
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:23
Uploaded
Mar 09, 2026
Genres
action, comedy, crime
Production
Village Roadshow Pictures,Castle Rock Entertainment,NPV Entertainment,Fortis Films,Warner Bros. Pictures

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Movie Summary

An F.B.I. Agent must go undercover in the Miss United States beauty pageant to prevent a group from bombing the event.

Actors

Sandra Bullock
Gracie Hart
Sandra Bullock
Benjamin Bratt
Eric Matthews
Benjamin Bratt
I'd rather cancel the pageant than have them blown upEspecially without their knowledge - Miss Congeniality 00:07
I'd rather cancel the pageant than have them blown...
We recently discovered some information about Miss New JerseyAnd her performance in a little film called Arma Get It OnWas that her - Miss Congeniality 00:12
We recently discovered some information about Miss New...
Sorry. Let me get you Victor Melling's number. Frank. He's our pageant consultant. Frank. Maybe he c - Miss Congeniality 00:40
Sorry. Let me get you Victor Melling's number. Frank....
I'm sorryWhat was the question I was distracted by a half masticated cowrolling around in your wide open trap - Miss Congeniality 00:11
I'm sorryWhat was the question I was distracted by a...
Ten out of 11 yearsmy girls were crownedThe year we lost the winner was a deaf muteYou can't beat that - Miss Congeniality 00:12
Ten out of 11 yearsmy girls were crownedThe year we lost the...
Okay With all due respect herewhy did Miss Morningside suggest youBecause I am the bestOr perhaps it's because everyone else worth having had a contestantThey had their Southern belles their Midwestern farmers' daughtersSpunky Western cowgirlsAnd I - Miss Congeniality 00:31
Okay With all due respect herewhy did Miss Morningside...
Or perhaps it's because everyone else worth having had a contestant. - Miss Congeniality 00:19
Or perhaps it's because everyone else worth having had...
Will you desist? - Miss Congeniality 00:07
Will you desist?
Oh, my God. - Miss Congeniality 00:40
Oh, my God.
I haven't seen a walk like that since Jurassic Park - Miss Congeniality 00:04
I haven't seen a walk like that since Jurassic Park
No no Don't pick your feet up Don't pick your feet upWhy are you picking your feet upBecause I'm preparing to run away - Miss Congeniality 00:09
No no Don't pick your feet up Don't pick your feet...
See? Glide. It's all in the buttocks. Don't I look pretty? It takes a very secure man to walk like t - Miss Congeniality 00:10
See? Glide. It's all in the buttocks. Don't I look...
Roll your hips. - Miss Congeniality 00:12
Roll your hips.
I'm gliding here - Miss Congeniality 00:03
I'm gliding here
VICTOR: Look how she walks. - Miss Congeniality 00:27
VICTOR: Look how she walks.
Look she's gonna cry again If I only had a brain - Miss Congeniality 00:06
Look she's gonna cry again If I only had a brain
How's she doing? - Miss Congeniality 00:13
How's she doing?
Both painful......and grotesque. - Miss Congeniality 00:07
Both painful......and grotesque.
Mr. Vic, we got everything you asked for. Where do we start? Teeth, hair, manicure, pedicure. Which - Miss Congeniality 00:54
Mr. Vic, we got everything you asked for. Where do we start?...
What are you gonna do to my teethVICTOR Hopefully remove the beer stains and steak residue - Miss Congeniality 00:08
What are you gonna do to my teethVICTOR Hopefully remove the...