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Mister America

I don't want to say"One for one." I want to say"Perfect record." Well, let's just

I don't want to say
"One for one." I want to say
"Perfect record." Well, let's just

Full Transcript

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I don't want to say "One for one."
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I want to say "Perfect record."
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Well, let's just...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
01:01:27
Uploaded
Jun 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Abso Lutely Productions,Magnolia Pictures,Williams Street

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Movie Summary

After representing himself and beating a murder charge, a concert promoter runs for the San Bernardino District Attorney's office against the prosecutor of his case.
- Well, I know you carry Orbits. - There you go. - Mister America 00:04
- Well, I know you carry Orbits. - There you go.
Hey. This is the movie I was telling you about, - Mister America 00:09
Hey. This is the movie I was telling you about,
It's got total parallels - Mister America 00:05
It's got total parallels
Like, if you watch it, it almost feels like this campaign - Mister America 00:05
Like, if you watch it, it almost feels like this campaign
Um, and it's out of print on VHS, so I went ahead - Mister America 00:09
Um, and it's out of print on VHS, so I went ahead
- He's in the room right here? - Yeah. - Mister America 00:04
- He's in the room right here? - Yeah.
- Fuck. - ♪ Well I'm looking at the world now ♪ - Mister America 00:14
- Fuck. - ♪ Well I'm looking at the world now ♪
♪ But I know just who I am How strong I can be ♪ - Mister America 00:22
♪ But I know just who I am How strong I can be ♪
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, - Mister America 00:05
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen,
I see that you've decided to show up, - Mister America 00:06
I see that you've decided to show up,
Well, save your questions for the Q&A portion. - Mister America 00:04
Well, save your questions for the Q&A portion.
Um, I played this song here that I wrote a few years ago. - Mister America 00:05
Um, I played this song here that I wrote a few years ago.
How many people feel that way lately, - Mister America 00:05
How many people feel that way lately,
"The way things used to be ain't that way no more" - Mister America 00:07
"The way things used to be ain't that way no more&...
And, uh, for some, for people like you, it's... - Mister America 00:04
And, uh, for some, for people like you, it's...
It's a good opportunity... - Mister America 00:04
It's a good opportunity...
...but for the original San Bernardino people... - Mister America 00:05
...but for the original San Bernardino people...
Of the '50s and '60s, - Mister America 00:05
Of the '50s and '60s,
Anyways, what else did I want to say about that? - Mister America 00:05
Anyways, what else did I want to say about that?
Um, imagine if you had a candidate who stripped... - Mister America 00:06
Um, imagine if you had a candidate who stripped...