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Mister Roberts

Doc, I've been aboard this destroyer for two weeks now and we've already been through four...

Ensign Frank Thurlowe Pulver:
[reading Mr. Roberts' letter]
Doc, I've been aboard this destroyer for two weeks now and we've already been through four air attacks. I'm in the war at last, Doc! I've caught up with that task force that passed me by. I'm glad to be here. I had to be here, I guess. But I'm thinking now of you, Doc,and you, Frank. And Dolan, and Dowdy, and Insigna and everyone else on that bucket. All the guys everywhere who sail from tedium to apathy and back again, with an occasional side trip to monotony. This is a tough crew on here, and they have a wonderful battle record. But I've discovered, Doc, that the unseen enemy of this war is the boredom that eventually becomes a faith and, therefore, a terrible sort of suicide. l know now that the ones who refuse to surrender to it are the strongest of all. Right now I'm looking at something that's hanging over my desk. A preposterous hunk of brass attached to the most bilious piece of ribbon I've ever seen. I'd rather have it than the Congressional Medal of Honor. It tells me what I'll always be proudest of - that at a time in the world when courage counted most I lived among 62 brave men

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He's been reading God's Little Acre for over a year now
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He's underlined every erotic passage and added exclamation points
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And after a certain pornographic climax he's inserted the words Well written
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You're the laundry and morale officer I doubt if you've ever seen the laundry
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I was down there last week
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And you're scared of the Captain I am not
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Then why do you hide in the passageway every time you see him coming
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I am not I'm scared of myself Scared of what I might do to him
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What you might do to him
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He lies in his sack all day long and bores me silly
Duration
35 seconds
Views
609
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:31
Uploaded
Nov 04, 2022
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Production
Warner Bros. Pictures,Orange Productions

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Movie Summary

In the waning days of World War II, the cargo officer of a Navy supply ship chafes at its role far from the action in the Pacific's backwater areas, his frustration rising when its captain denies the crew liberty over petty irrita...