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Mo Amer: The Vagabond

Can I please have your passport, please?" I'm like, "Yeah, sure. Here you go."He's like,...

Can I please have your passport, please?" I'm like, "Yeah, sure. Here you go."
He's like, "Ja, is good, ja

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Can I please have your passport, please?"
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I'm like, "Yeah, sure. Here you go." He's like, "Ja, is good, ja.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:39
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Arab-American comedian Mo Amer recounts his life as a refugee comic, from traveling with the name Mohammed to his long path to citizenship.
Oh, noooo! Oh, nooo! - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
Oh, noooo! Oh, nooo!
I say, 'Can I have your passport, please?' " - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:21
I say, 'Can I have your passport, please?' "
Can I please have your Kuwaiti passport?" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:11
Can I please have your Kuwaiti passport?"
It matters where your parents come from." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:23
It matters where your parents come from."
He goes, "Ja, it's true, ja," and just stamps my shit. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:04
He goes, "Ja, it's true, ja," and just stamps...
I was like, "Thank you!" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
I was like, "Thank you!"
So nice for somebody to admit that they're wrong immediately, you know? - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
So nice for somebody to admit that they're wrong immedi...
Germany was fine. It was easy, I got through, it was great. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:04
Germany was fine. It was easy, I got through, it was great.
But you'd think the Middle East would be easier on me, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
But you'd think the Middle East would be easier on me,
It's like this Arab protocol that your mom sends, like, a telegram - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:08
It's like this Arab protocol that your mom sends, like,...
I'm serious. They send something, you just walk in - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
I'm serious. They send something, you just walk in
It's better than spinach and Arabs love this stuff, okay? - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:04
It's better than spinach and Arabs love this stuff, oka...
And I walk in and my aunt is putting it in clear plastic bags and then taping it. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
And I walk in and my aunt is putting it in clear plastic bag...
I'm like, "This is... What are you doing? I'm... What are you doing?" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:07
I'm like, "This is... What are you doing? I'm...
But it looks like weed, Auntie! This is terrible!" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:08
But it looks like weed, Auntie! This is terrible!"
I'm like, "This is not good for me, all right?" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:08
I'm like, "This is not good for me, all right?&quo...
"I mean, I'll take it." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
"I mean, I'll take it."
Olive oil is the second most important thing on the list, maybe the first. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:04
Olive oil is the second most important thing on the list, ma...
I'm like, "What are you doing?" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:07
I'm like, "What are you doing?"
It's illegal to take olive oil back to America." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
It's illegal to take olive oil back to America."