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Mo Amer: The Vagabond

Do not beat me up. I'm with you." New Zealand followed suit'cause they had no choice

Do not beat me up. I'm with you." New Zealand followed suit
'cause they had no choice

Full Transcript

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Do not beat me up. I'm with you."
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New Zealand followed suit 'cause they had no choice.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:26
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Arab-American comedian Mo Amer recounts his life as a refugee comic, from traveling with the name Mohammed to his long path to citizenship.
And Scandinavia's all red, white and blue or variations of those colors. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
And Scandinavia's all red, white and blue or variations...
Except Sweden. Sweden's like, "We'll take ze blue, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
Except Sweden. Sweden's like, "We'll take ze ...
Ve vant ze German yellow!" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
Ve vant ze German yellow!"
So is Russia. Russia was red, white and blue, is today, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:07
So is Russia. Russia was red, white and blue, is today,
We will... We will not be red, white and blue anymore, okay? - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
We will... We will not be red, white and blue anymore, okay?
We will take over surrounding countries - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
We will take over surrounding countries
And then... [chuckles] And then they had to submit at some point - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
And then... [chuckles] And then they had to submit at some p...
No more red flag with yellow hammer sickle, okay. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
No more red flag with yellow hammer sickle, okay.
Okay, we will give back independence to surrounding countries, okay. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
Okay, we will give back independence to surrounding countrie...
We will go back to red, white and blue, okay, okay. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
We will go back to red, white and blue, okay, okay.
Win elections by 99%, but no one is counting, okay? - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:04
Win elections by 99%, but no one is counting, okay?
But in, like, 30 years, we will infiltrate your electoral system - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:09
But in, like, 30 years, we will infiltrate your electoral sy...
And don't forget about our secret weapon, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
And don't forget about our secret weapon,
♪ She give me money...♪ - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:04
♪ She give me money...♪
♪ Give me money! ♪ I like that, it was good." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:10
♪ Give me money! ♪ I like that, it was good."
And I'm sitting there and I notice there's a poster on the wall - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:10
And I'm sitting there and I notice there's a poste...
And the headline of the poster says, "Get your pet citizenship today." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:15
And the headline of the poster says, "Get your pet citi...
I said to myself, "You know what? When I get back to Houston, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:10
I said to myself, "You know what? When I get back to Ho...
I use a super-white voice on the phone to get late checkouts and whatever I want. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
I use a super-white voice on the phone to get late checkouts...
So I call up Immigration - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
So I call up Immigration