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Mo Amer: The Vagabond

Give or take, thousands." I was like, "Give or take, thousands?"My mom had her own exit...

Give or take, thousands." I was like, "Give or take, thousands?"
My mom had her own exit strategy just in case some shit went wrong
with Dad, apparently

Full Transcript

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Give or take, thousands."
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I was like, "Give or take, thousands?" My mom had her own exit strategy
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just in case some shit went wrong with Dad, apparently.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:47
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Arab-American comedian Mo Amer recounts his life as a refugee comic, from traveling with the name Mohammed to his long path to citizenship.
[laughs] - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:18
[laughs]
We found out that if they found anything valuable on you, okay, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
We found out that if they found anything valuable on you, ok...
So my mom grabs a razor, opens up her purse... I'll never forget this. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
So my mom grabs a razor, opens up her purse... I'll nev...
She cuts a perfect line behind each zipper - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:08
She cuts a perfect line behind each zipper
I was like, "My God, my mother is a gangsta!" And then... - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:04
I was like, "My God, my mother is a gangsta!" And ...
And then she made two custom money belts, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:09
And then she made two custom money belts,
Then we started leaving. We get on this bus and my mom finds a little money. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:04
Then we started leaving. We get on this bus and my mom finds...
She's like, "What am I gonna do? She puts it in the lining of this suitcase. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
She's like, "What am I gonna do? She puts it in th...
We started leaving. We get to Baghdad and we're looking out the window - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:07
We started leaving. We get to Baghdad and we're looking...
My mom looks out the window. She goes, "They're gonna find that money." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:08
My mom looks out the window. She goes, "They're go...
She's about to sell everybody the fuck out for sure, okay? - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:04
She's about to sell everybody the fuck out for sure, ok...
I'm telling you, if anybody walked up to her, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:11
I'm telling you, if anybody walked up to her,
She was so scared. And my mom palms her head - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
She was so scared. And my mom palms her head
You know, like, "Aww." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
You know, like, "Aww."
'Cause if they see your face, they'll know immediately, all right?" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:07
'Cause if they see your face, they'll know immedia...
We walk off the bus, and my mom opens the suitcase, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:11
We walk off the bus, and my mom opens the suitcase,
Some time goes by, and we start walking back on the bus. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:04
Some time goes by, and we start walking back on the bus.
What the hell absolves you from getting searched?" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:09
What the hell absolves you from getting searched?"
He gets upset with him. He grabs him, puts him up against a wall. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:04
He gets upset with him. He grabs him, puts him up against a ...
He's like, "What's wrong with you? How could you talk to this woman this way? - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
He's like, "What's wrong with you? How could ...