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Just trying to decide which country I'm gonna commit to, you know, uh
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Mo Amer: The Vagabond

Just trying to decide which countryI'm gonna commit to, you know, uh

Just trying to decide which country
I'm gonna commit to, you know, uh

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Just trying to decide which country I'm gonna commit to, you know, uh...
Duration
4 seconds
Views
13
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:34
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Movie Summary

Arab-American comedian Mo Amer recounts his life as a refugee comic, from traveling with the name Mohammed to his long path to citizenship.
So tribal and... Almost like gang colors, you know?" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:08
So tribal and... Almost like gang colors, you know?"
Red, white and blue was intended for white gangs. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
Red, white and blue was intended for white gangs.
'Cause if you really look at it, England is all red, white and blue stripes. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
'Cause if you really look at it, England is all red, wh...
Pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah! America!" You know what I mean? - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:04
Pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah! America!" You k...
They threw some stars in there to let America know, "Don't hit me, OK? - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:04
They threw some stars in there to let America know, "Do...
Do not beat me up. I'm with you." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
Do not beat me up. I'm with you."
And Scandinavia's all red, white and blue or variations of those colors. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
And Scandinavia's all red, white and blue or variations...
Except Sweden. Sweden's like, "We'll take ze blue, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
Except Sweden. Sweden's like, "We'll take ze ...
Ve vant ze German yellow!" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
Ve vant ze German yellow!"
So is Russia. Russia was red, white and blue, is today, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:07
So is Russia. Russia was red, white and blue, is today,
We will... We will not be red, white and blue anymore, okay? - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
We will... We will not be red, white and blue anymore, okay?
We will take over surrounding countries - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
We will take over surrounding countries
And then... [chuckles] And then they had to submit at some point - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
And then... [chuckles] And then they had to submit at some p...
No more red flag with yellow hammer sickle, okay. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
No more red flag with yellow hammer sickle, okay.
Okay, we will give back independence to surrounding countries, okay. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
Okay, we will give back independence to surrounding countrie...
We will go back to red, white and blue, okay, okay. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
We will go back to red, white and blue, okay, okay.
Win elections by 99%, but no one is counting, okay? - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:04
Win elections by 99%, but no one is counting, okay?
But in, like, 30 years, we will infiltrate your electoral system - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:09
But in, like, 30 years, we will infiltrate your electoral sy...
And don't forget about our secret weapon, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
And don't forget about our secret weapon,
♪ She give me money...♪ - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:04
♪ She give me money...♪