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Mo Amer: The Vagabond

Please, just not today!" And, of course, they smelled that fearfrom a mile away

Please, just not today!" And, of course, they smelled that fear
from a mile away

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Please, just not today!"
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And, of course, they smelled that fear from a mile away.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:44
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Arab-American comedian Mo Amer recounts his life as a refugee comic, from traveling with the name Mohammed to his long path to citizenship.
For real! And this guy comes up to me, he was like, "Say, Jose! - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
For real! And this guy comes up to me, he was like, "Sa...
Where your crew at, Jose?" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:14
Where your crew at, Jose?"
I ended up selling all the gang members fake Rolexes. I'm not gonna lie. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:04
I ended up selling all the gang members fake Rolexes. I'...
That's why you've gotta think of, like, backup plans and exit strategies. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
That's why you've gotta think of, like, backup pla...
It's important. I learned from being a refugee, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
It's important. I learned from being a refugee,
Just in case some shit breaks out, I can camouflage at any moment in time. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
Just in case some shit breaks out, I can camouflage at any m...
It's gettin' rough, man. They start hunting Arabs and Muslims, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
It's gettin' rough, man. They start hunting Arabs ...
"Hey, boy! Hey, boy, you one of them A-rabs, huh? - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
"Hey, boy! Hey, boy, you one of them A-rabs, huh?
Yo regreso a mi país, Mexico!" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
Yo regreso a mi país, Mexico!"
I've thought about it. I'll just start selling falafel tacos, and... - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:04
I've thought about it. I'll just start selling fal...
Start a Halal Hermanos truck in Ciudad de Mexico and shit. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
Start a Halal Hermanos truck in Ciudad de Mexico and shit.
Just be sitting there yelling, "Ay, salsa verde con tahini sauce, puto, andale!" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:09
Just be sitting there yelling, "Ay, salsa verde con tah...
Immigration is tough, you know. They talk about this extreme vetting - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
Immigration is tough, you know. They talk about this extreme...
It took my mom almost 21 years. Outrageously long. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:04
It took my mom almost 21 years. Outrageously long.
20 years! Like, I didn't have a... For ten of those 20 years, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:09
20 years! Like, I didn't have a... For ten of those 20 ...
I had what they call a refugee travel document - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:10
I had what they call a refugee travel document
On the inside, in all caps, it says, "This is not a US passport." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:12
On the inside, in all caps, it says, "This is not a US ...
Like, you get a passport, you scan your passport, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
Like, you get a passport, you scan your passport,
Well, my shit doesn't scan, so I have to show up and be like, "Um... - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:04
Well, my shit doesn't scan, so I have to show up and be...
Excuse me. Uh... Excuse me, ma'am. Can you please help me check in?" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:09
Excuse me. Uh... Excuse me, ma'am. Can you please help ...