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Mo Amer: The Vagabond

Take me to a doctor, you asshole!" He takes me back there

Take me to a doctor, you asshole!" He takes me back there

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Take me to a doctor, you asshole!"
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He takes me back there.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:08
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Arab-American comedian Mo Amer recounts his life as a refugee comic, from traveling with the name Mohammed to his long path to citizenship.
We're in Houston, the most pwogwessive healthcare thystem in the entire world, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:07
We're in Houston, the most pwogwessive healthcare thyst...
Hey, fella, half of my face is not working, OK?" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
Hey, fella, half of my face is not working, OK?"
It could be a stroke. Walk back and forth." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:07
It could be a stroke. Walk back and forth."
He's like, "You're fine, man. It's not a stroke." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
He's like, "You're fine, man. It's not a...
Thank you for confirming it's not a stroke, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:15
Thank you for confirming it's not a stroke,
He's like, "Mohammed... Mohammed, we've diagnosed it." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
He's like, "Mohammed... Mohammed, we've diagn...
Don't be scared, Doctor. Just tell me what it is. Don't be scared!" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:14
Don't be scared, Doctor. Just tell me what it is. Don&#...
What the hell is Bell's palsy?" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:11
What the hell is Bell's palsy?"
But why? Why does it happen?" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:07
But why? Why does it happen?"
They're everything to me and, you know, we have the worst luck. We really do. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
They're everything to me and, you know, we have the wor...
I have a brother, Omar, who happened to become a pilot. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
I have a brother, Omar, who happened to become a pilot.
I'm like, "Solid career choice, Omar! Solid career choice!" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:07
I'm like, "Solid career choice, Omar! Solid career...
No, they really did. The FBI came to our house, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
No, they really did. The FBI came to our house,
Looked me with a straight face. He goes, "Hey! The Fibby's coming!" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:07
Looked me with a straight face. He goes, "Hey! The Fibb...
The Fibby!" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:10
The Fibby!"
He's the same uncle that can't say "pharmacy." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
He's the same uncle that can't say "pharmacy....
He's like, "I have a chest infection. Take me to the 'parhamacy.' " - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:08
He's like, "I have a chest infection. Take me to ...
There's a P in front of the 'harmacy!' " - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:09
There's a P in front of the 'harmacy!' "
I hate that fact. There's so many terrorist acts done by white people, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:08
I hate that fact. There's so many terrorist acts done b...
I'll buy you all the games you want." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:09
I'll buy you all the games you want."