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Mo Amer: The Vagabond

This fucking dog had a bulletproof vest, a badge and a passportaround its fucking neck!

This fucking dog had a bulletproof vest, a badge and a passport
around its fucking neck!

Full Transcript

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This fucking dog had a bulletproof vest,
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a badge and a passport around its fucking neck!
Duration
7 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:49
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Arab-American comedian Mo Amer recounts his life as a refugee comic, from traveling with the name Mohammed to his long path to citizenship.
The dog was cocky and arrogant. He was just like, "Yeah." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
The dog was cocky and arrogant. He was just like, "Yeah...
All I could hear was Eddie Murphy's voice as the donkey in Shrek. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:04
All I could hear was Eddie Murphy's voice as the donkey...
He was walking by like, "Yeah, yeah, you going to jail today, Mohammed! Yeah! - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
He was walking by like, "Yeah, yeah, you going to jail ...
If we don't find nothing, we'll probably put something in there for your ass." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
If we don't find nothing, we'll probably put somet...
He's the most confident dog, and within a matter of seconds, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
He's the most confident dog, and within a matter of sec...
He's sitting there, like... [chuckling] - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:08
He's sitting there, like... [chuckling]
I don't know what to do! You wanna sniff it, Doug? I don't know." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
I don't know what to do! You wanna sniff it, Doug? I do...
Finally, he stops, urinates on my bag... - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:04
Finally, he stops, urinates on my bag...
I was like, "Oh, my God, I just witnessed a dog quit its job, man!" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:08
I was like, "Oh, my God, I just witnessed a dog quit it...
My uncle misspelled "olive juice." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:10
My uncle misspelled "olive juice."
And, look, the olive oil we make and we bring over, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
And, look, the olive oil we make and we bring over,
It's because our medicine is olive oil, that's why, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
It's because our medicine is olive oil, that's why...
The diagnosis is always called lafhet hawa, OK? - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
The diagnosis is always called lafhet hawa, OK?
If you don't know what this is, it translates to "a brisk wind," all right? - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
If you don't know what this is, it translates to "...
It literally translates to "a brisk wind." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:10
It literally translates to "a brisk wind."
So one morning, I wake up with something called Bell's palsy, okay? - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
So one morning, I wake up with something called Bell's ...
Exactly. If you don't know what this is, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
Exactly. If you don't know what this is,
I just woke up one morning, trying to brush my teeth - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
I just woke up one morning, trying to brush my teeth
"Oh, no. Huh..." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:11
"Oh, no. Huh..."
Half of my fathe ith not working, Mom." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:09
Half of my fathe ith not working, Mom."