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Mo Amer: The Vagabond

Uh, sir, this is not a passport." I was like, "Yeah, I know. I've beentrying to talk to...

Uh, sir, this is not a passport." I was like, "Yeah, I know. I've been
trying to talk to you since I got here

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Uh, sir, this is not a passport."
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I was like, "Yeah, I know. I've been trying to talk to you since I got here.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
51
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:27
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Arab-American comedian Mo Amer recounts his life as a refugee comic, from traveling with the name Mohammed to his long path to citizenship.
See, it's a... it's a travel document, so I can travel with it, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:18
See, it's a... it's a travel document, so I can tr...
See, in 1948, the United Nations was founded - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:14
See, in 1948, the United Nations was founded
But you know what? I'm just gonna blow up this whole fuckin' airport, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
But you know what? I'm just gonna blow up this whole fu...
I mean, my God, you're just makin' it really difficult - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
I mean, my God, you're just makin' it really diffi...
Like, it's just all these fuckin' roadblocks." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
Like, it's just all these fuckin' roadblocks."...
This is just checkin'... Next... "Uh, you need a passport... Uhh..." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:11
This is just checkin'... Next... "Uh, you need a p...
And then you get to the country, you finally get there - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:09
And then you get to the country, you finally get there
Japan, by far my favorite interrogation I've ever had in my life. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
Japan, by far my favorite interrogation I've ever had i...
The entire hour consisted of, "So, what is your occupation?" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:28
The entire hour consisted of, "So, what is your occupat...
And he goes, "Hey. Hari-san-ye. Ha-da-da. Comedian-uh." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:08
And he goes, "Hey. Hari-san-ye. Ha-da-da. Comedian-uh.&...
He's like-uh Bill Cosby!" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:08
He's like-uh Bill Cosby!"
I mean, not literally, not literally. But figuratively, I swear to God. Yes! - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
I mean, not literally, not literally. But figuratively, I sw...
I went to England. England is probably one of the toughest countries - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:07
I went to England. England is probably one of the toughest c...
Like, they've fucked the whole world - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
Like, they've fucked the whole world
Then you land in London and they're like, "Ohhh. Ohhh. Ohhh. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:07
Then you land in London and they're like, "Ohhh. O...
Oh, we need your fumprints, yeah, just one more time, your fumprints, oh." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:11
Oh, we need your fumprints, yeah, just one more time, your f...
Don't correct my English. I speak the Queen's English." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:08
Don't correct my English. I speak the Queen's Engl...
It's really frustrating." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
It's really frustrating."
I was like, "Excuse me, sir, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:08
I was like, "Excuse me, sir,
Second right, yeah? And then the hotel's gonna be on the left-hand side, innit?" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:08
Second right, yeah? And then the hotel's gonna be on th...