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Mo Amer: The Vagabond

Where your crew at, Jose?" I'm lookin' around for Jose.I'm like, "Who the hell is Jose?" I...

Where your crew at, Jose?" I'm lookin' around for Jose.
I'm like, "Who the hell is Jose?" I was like, "Come on, man.
My name is Mohammed." He goes, "Ah, man! Salaam alaikum, 
brother, shit, my bad!" You know?

Full Transcript

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Where your crew at, Jose?"
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I'm lookin' around for Jose. I'm like, "Who the hell is Jose?"
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I was like, "Come on, man. My name is Mohammed."
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He goes, "Ah, man! Salaam alaikum,  brother, shit, my bad!" You know?
Duration
14 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:02
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Arab-American comedian Mo Amer recounts his life as a refugee comic, from traveling with the name Mohammed to his long path to citizenship.
I ended up selling all the gang members fake Rolexes. I'm not gonna lie. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:04
I ended up selling all the gang members fake Rolexes. I'...
That's why you've gotta think of, like, backup plans and exit strategies. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
That's why you've gotta think of, like, backup pla...
It's important. I learned from being a refugee, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
It's important. I learned from being a refugee,
Just in case some shit breaks out, I can camouflage at any moment in time. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
Just in case some shit breaks out, I can camouflage at any m...
It's gettin' rough, man. They start hunting Arabs and Muslims, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
It's gettin' rough, man. They start hunting Arabs ...
"Hey, boy! Hey, boy, you one of them A-rabs, huh? - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
"Hey, boy! Hey, boy, you one of them A-rabs, huh?
Yo regreso a mi país, Mexico!" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
Yo regreso a mi país, Mexico!"
I've thought about it. I'll just start selling falafel tacos, and... - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:04
I've thought about it. I'll just start selling fal...
Start a Halal Hermanos truck in Ciudad de Mexico and shit. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
Start a Halal Hermanos truck in Ciudad de Mexico and shit.
Just be sitting there yelling, "Ay, salsa verde con tahini sauce, puto, andale!" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:09
Just be sitting there yelling, "Ay, salsa verde con tah...
Immigration is tough, you know. They talk about this extreme vetting - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
Immigration is tough, you know. They talk about this extreme...
It took my mom almost 21 years. Outrageously long. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:04
It took my mom almost 21 years. Outrageously long.
20 years! Like, I didn't have a... For ten of those 20 years, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:09
20 years! Like, I didn't have a... For ten of those 20 ...
I had what they call a refugee travel document - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:10
I had what they call a refugee travel document
On the inside, in all caps, it says, "This is not a US passport." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:12
On the inside, in all caps, it says, "This is not a US ...
Like, you get a passport, you scan your passport, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
Like, you get a passport, you scan your passport,
Well, my shit doesn't scan, so I have to show up and be like, "Um... - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:04
Well, my shit doesn't scan, so I have to show up and be...
Excuse me. Uh... Excuse me, ma'am. Can you please help me check in?" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:09
Excuse me. Uh... Excuse me, ma'am. Can you please help ...
[sighs] - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:08
[sighs]
Can you please help me check in?" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:07
Can you please help me check in?"