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Mo Amer: The Vagabond

Win elections by 99%,but no one is counting, okay?

Win elections by 99%,
but no one is counting, okay?

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Win elections by 99%, but no one is counting, okay?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:46
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Movie Summary

Arab-American comedian Mo Amer recounts his life as a refugee comic, from traveling with the name Mohammed to his long path to citizenship.
But in, like, 30 years, we will infiltrate your electoral system - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:09
But in, like, 30 years, we will infiltrate your electoral sy...
And don't forget about our secret weapon, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
And don't forget about our secret weapon,
♪ She give me money...♪ - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:04
♪ She give me money...♪
♪ Give me money! ♪ I like that, it was good." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:10
♪ Give me money! ♪ I like that, it was good."
And I'm sitting there and I notice there's a poster on the wall - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:10
And I'm sitting there and I notice there's a poste...
And the headline of the poster says, "Get your pet citizenship today." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:15
And the headline of the poster says, "Get your pet citi...
I said to myself, "You know what? When I get back to Houston, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:10
I said to myself, "You know what? When I get back to Ho...
I use a super-white voice on the phone to get late checkouts and whatever I want. - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
I use a super-white voice on the phone to get late checkouts...
So I call up Immigration - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
So I call up Immigration
She was like, "Hi! Hi, INS. What can I do for you today?" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:07
She was like, "Hi! Hi, INS. What can I do for you today...
I've been in the States, I don't know, about, uh, 17 years at this point - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:12
I've been in the States, I don't know, about, uh, ...
Uh... What's your last name?" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
Uh... What's your last name?"
My last name is Amer." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
My last name is Amer."
Uh, but what's your first name?" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:05
Uh, but what's your first name?"
Uh, my first name is Mohammed." [chuckles] - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:12
Uh, my first name is Mohammed." [chuckles]
Mm-mm! Mm-mm, mm-mm - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:09
Mm-mm! Mm-mm, mm-mm
Please hold." - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:07
Please hold."
♪ Never gon' get it Never gon' get it, never gon'... ♪ - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:04
♪ Never gon' get it Never gon' get it, never gon&#...
And then she picked up the phone real quick and goes, "Whoo-whoo-whoo!" - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:06
And then she picked up the phone real quick and goes, "...
Immigration's tough. When it comes... When it comes down to it, - Mo Amer: The Vagabond 00:07
Immigration's tough. When it comes... When it comes dow...