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Moana

If you start singing, I'm gonna throw up

Moana • 2016
Maui:
If you start singing, I'm gonna throw up

Full Transcript

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If you start singing I'm gonna throw up
Available in 6 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
1,985
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:34
Uploaded
Feb 12, 2026
Genres
animation, adventure, comedy
Production
Walt Disney Pictures,Walt Disney Animation Studios

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Movie Summary

In Ancient Polynesia, when a terrible curse incurred by the Demigod Maui reaches Moana's island, she answers the Ocean's call to seek out the Demigod to set things right.

Actors

Dwayne Johnson
Maui
Dwayne Johnson
So not seeing an entranceYes because it only appearsafter a human sacrificeKiddingSo serious - Moana 00:13
So not seeing an entranceYes because it only appearsafter a...
Don't worry... - Moana 00:08
Don't worry...
I am still falling! - Moana 00:10
I am still falling!
And he sticks the landing. - Moana 00:13
And he sticks the landing.
No mortal's gonna jump into the realm ofHuhWell she's dead - Moana 00:12
No mortal's gonna jump into the realm ofHuhWell...
Well, she's dead. - Moana 00:07
Well, she's dead.
What have we hereIt's a sparkly shiny Wait a minuteIt's a humanWhat are you doing down here in the realm of theJust pick an eye babeI can't concentrate on what I'm saying if you keepYeah pick one pick one - Moana 00:21
What have we hereIt's a sparkly shiny Wait a...
You're a funny looking little thing aren't youDon't That's my gramma'sThat's my gramma'sI ate my grammaAnd it took a week 'cause she was absolutely humongous - Moana 00:11
You're a funny looking little thing aren't...
Don't That's my gramma'sThat's my gramma'sI ate my grammaAnd it took a week 'cause she was absolutely humongous - Moana 00:09
Don't That's my gramma'sThat's my...
Why are you here'Cause you're amazingAnd we mortals have heard of the tale of the crab who became a legendAnd I just had to knowhow you became socrabulous - Moana 00:20
Why are you here'Cause you're amazingAnd we...
Are you just trying to get me to talk about myselfBecause if you areI will gladly do soHuhIn song form - Moana 00:13
Are you just trying to get me to talk about myselfBecause if...
Well Tamatoa hasn't always been this glamI was a drab little crab onceNow I know I can be happy as a clamBecause I'm beautiful baby - Moana 00:14
Well Tamatoa hasn't always been this glamI was a drab...
And did your granny sayListen to your heartBe who you are on the insideI need three words To tear her argument apartYour granny lied - Moana 00:13
And did your granny sayListen to your heartBe who you are on...
I'd rather be shinyLike a treasure From a sunken pirate wreckScrub the deck And make it look shinyI will sparkle like a Wealthy woman's neckJust a sec Don't ya knowFish are dumb dumb dumb They chase anything that glittersBeginnersOh and here they come - Moana 00:34
I'd rather be shinyLike a treasure From a sunken pirate...
I'm back. - Moana 00:22
I'm back.
Well well wellLittle Maui's having trouble with his lookYa little semi demi mini godOuch What a terrible performanceGet the hook Get itYou don't swing it Like you used to manYet I have to give you Credit for my startAnd your tattoos on the outsideFor just - Moana 00:30
Well well wellLittle Maui's having trouble with his...
Watch me dazzle Like a diamond in the roughStrut my stuff My stuffis so shinySend your armies But they'll never be enoughMy shell's too tough Maui manYou can try try try But you can't expect a demigodTo beat a decapod Look it upYou will die die dieNow - Moana 00:27
Watch me dazzle Like a diamond in the roughStrut my stuff My...
Far from the ones who abandoned youChasing the love of these humansWho made you feel wantedYou tried to be toughBut your armor's just not hard enough - Moana 00:21
Far from the ones who abandoned youChasing the love of these...
Maui now it's time to kick your heinieEver seen someone so shinySoak it in 'Cause it's the last you'll ever seeC'est la vie Mon amiI'm so shinyNow I eat you so prepare your final pleaJust for meYou'll never be quite as shinyYou wish you were nice and - Moana 00:28
Maui now it's time to kick your heinieEver seen someone...
Hey HuhI got something shiny for yaThe heart of Te FitiYou can't run from meOh you can You keep surprising me - Moana 00:15
Hey HuhI got something shiny for yaThe heart of Te FitiYou...