You were never a Munster until I made you a Munster. Eddie was born one. There's nothing...
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Herman Munster:
Eddie knows I'm lying to him. Grandpa:
He can smell your deceit. You've never raised a werewolf. I have. Herman Munster:
Have you raised one successfully? Grandpa:
My son Leslie was born covered in hair. I knew exactly how to raise him. Herman Munster:
You hired nannies to raise him, and then you let him eat the nannies. Grandpa:
That's what they were hired for. Herman Munster:
I know exactly how to raise Eddie. Grandpa:
You were never a Munster until I made you a Munster. Eddie was born one. There's nothing you have done or can do as a parent that will change that
Eddie knows I'm lying to him. Grandpa:
He can smell your deceit. You've never raised a werewolf. I have. Herman Munster:
Have you raised one successfully? Grandpa:
My son Leslie was born covered in hair. I knew exactly how to raise him. Herman Munster:
You hired nannies to raise him, and then you let him eat the nannies. Grandpa:
That's what they were hired for. Herman Munster:
I know exactly how to raise Eddie. Grandpa:
You were never a Munster until I made you a Munster. Eddie was born one. There's nothing you have done or can do as a parent that will change that
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Eddie knows I'm lying to him
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He can smell your deceit
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You've never raised a werewolf I have
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Have you raised one successfully
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My son Leslie was born covered in hair
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I knew exactly how to raise him
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You hired nannies to raise him
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and then you let him eat the nannies
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That's what they were hired for
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I know exactly how to raise Eddie
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You were never a Munster until I made you a Munster
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Eddie was born one
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There's nothing you ever have done or can do
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as a parent that will change that
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Movie Summary
Grandpa Sam Dracula is essentially Dracula who assembled Herman because no man was good enough for his daughter Lily, a sexy vampiress. Lily's niece Marilyn the freak is actually normal and Lily and Herman's only child, Eddie, has...
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Herman Munster
Grandpa
