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Buddy, what are you wearing?

Buddy, what are you wearing?- Nothing. No jacket, no hat. How many pairs of underwear do...

Modern Family • S01E01 • 2009

Buddy, what are you wearing?- Nothing. No jacket, no hat. How many pairs of underwear do you have on?- One...... Six. First of all, it would be really cool to seeHaley that fat, and how awesome would it be to have afake little brother who's really my nephew. Haley is not getting pregnant! I'm just saying if. I know, and I know you like to make trouble for yoursister but it's not gonna work this time. You know why? 'Cause you're sister is a good girl. I know, I was just like her when I was... I want you to know, I'm not enjoying this.This is an emportant lesson that you're leaning, so. 'S all good, keep it

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Buddy what are you wearing Nothing

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No jacket no hat

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How many pairs of underwear do you have on One

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Six

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First of all it would be really cool to see Haley that fat

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and how awesome would it be to have a fake little brother who's really my nephew

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Haley is not getting pregnant

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I'm just saying if

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I know and I know you like to make trouble for your sister but it's not gonna work this time

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You know why 'Cause you're sister is a good girl

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I know I was just like her when I was

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I want you to know I'm not enjoying this This is an emportant lesson that you're leaning so

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'S all good keep it

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ماذا ترتدي يا صديقي لا شئ

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الجاكيت غير مسموح و القبعة ايضا

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كم عدد الملابس الداخلية التي ترتديها واحد

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ست ـة

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اولا سيكون ممتعا رؤية هيلي و هي سمينة

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و كم رائعا سيكون امتلاك أخا صغيرا مزي فا الذي يكون بالحقيقة ابن أختي

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هيلي لن تحم ل

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أنا أقول لو فقط

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أعلم و أعلم أنك تحبين أن تسببي المشاكل لأختك لكن هذا الأمر لن ينجح هذه المرة

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أتعلمين لماذا لأن أختك فتاة جيدة

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أعلم ذلك كنت مثلها عندما كنت

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أريدك أن تعلم أني لا أستمتع بهذا هذا درس مهم لتتعلمه لذا

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ابق متنبها

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C'est quoi cet accoutrement

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Rien

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Pas de veste Une seule casquette

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Tu as mis combien de slips

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Un

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Six

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D'abord ce serait trop bien de voir Haley aussi grosse

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et ce serait génial que mon faux frère soit en fait mon neveu

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Haley ne va pas tomber enceinte

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Juste au cas où ça arrive

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Tu aimes causer des ennuis à ta soeur mais ça marchera pas cette fois

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Tu sais pourquoi Parce que c'est une fille bien

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Je le sais J'étais comme elle quand j'avais

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Il faut que tu saches que ça me plaît pas de faire ça

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mais c'est une leçon importante que je te donne

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Garde la en tête

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Freund was trägst du da

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Nichts

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Keine Jacke Ein Hut

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Wie viel Unterhosen hast du an

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Eine

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Sechs

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Zu allererst würde es echt cool sein Harley so fett zu sehen

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und wie super würde es sein ein unechten Bruder zu haben der in Wirklichkeit mein Neffe ist

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Hagley wird nicht schwanger werden

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Ich sage gerade wenn

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Du machst deiner Schwester gerne Schwierigkeiten aber diesmal wird es nicht funktionieren

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Weisst du warum Weil deine Schwester ein braves Mädchen ist

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Ich weiss Ich war genau so wie sie als ich

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Ich will dass du weißt dass mir das nicht gefällt

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aber das ist eine wichtige Lektion die du lernen musst

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Nimm es an Behalten es

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Teman apa itu Bukan apa apa

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Tanpa jaket tanpa topi

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Berapa pasang celana dalam yang kamu pakai Satu

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Enam

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Pasti sangat seru sekali jika bisa melihat Haley segendut itu

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Dan pasti juga akan sangat keren jika punya adik palsu yang sebenarnya adalah keponakanmu

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Haley tidak akan hamil

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Aku hanya bilang jika

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Aku tahu dan aku juga tahu kamu suka melihat kakakmu dalam masalah tapi itu tidak akan terjadi untuk kali ini

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Kamu tahu kenapa Karena kakakmu adalah gadis yang baik

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Aku tahu karena dia mirip aku ketika aku masih

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Aku ingin kamu tahu aku tidak menyukai ini Tapi ini adalah pelajaran penting untukmu jadi

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Ini akan baik baik saja

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Приятель

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ты что нацепил Ничего

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Снимай куртку и одну кепку

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Сколько на тебе трусов

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Одни

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Шесть

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классно бы было увидеть Хэйли разжиревшей

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и заполучить братика который на самом деле мне племянник

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Хэйли не забеременеет

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Да я так теоретически Я знаю

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и знаю что ты любишь делать подлянки своей сестре но не в этот раз

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А Потому что твоя сестра хорошая девочка

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Я то знаю Она вылитая я когда мне было

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Чтобы ты знал

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мне это неприятно но тебе нужно преподать урок

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Так что запомни его

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Colega

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Qué llevas puesto Nada

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No nada de chaquetas Solo una gorra

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Cuánta ropa interior llevas puesta

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Uno

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Seis

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Antes que nada sería genial ver a Haley así de gorda

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Y qué guay sería si mi hermano pequeño falso es en realidad mi sobrino

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Haley no se va a quedar embarazada

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Sólo digo en tal caso Lo sé

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Y también sé que te gusta crearle problemas a tu hermana pero esta vez no te saldrás con la tuya

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Sabes por qué Porque es una buena chica

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Lo sé Yo era exactamente igual a ella

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Quiero que sepas

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No estoy disfrutando con esto pero es una lección muy importante que vas a aprender

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Así que mantente

Available in 7 languages

Duration

44 seconds

Views

17

Timestamp in Movie

00:15:15

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Season

1

Episode

1

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Les Films du Carrosse,Les Productions Artistes Associés

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Movie Summary

Three different but related families face trials and tribulations in their own uniquely comedic ways.