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Clive, I have a little something for you

Clive, I have a littlesomething for you. What is it? My dress.Oh, th- My bra.Oh, my G- My...

Modern Family • S01E15 • 2009

Clive, I have a littlesomething for you. What is it? My dress.Oh, th- My bra.Oh, my G- My underwear. My God.Yeah. What do you saywe take this upstairs? This is so much betterthan cheesy garlic bread. Mmm. Chocolate.Uh-huh. Go on. Vanilla.I'm taking copious notes. Keep goin', Mr. Durkas. So, why would Ted sayhe wrote the poem if he didn't? Maybe because you'rethe cutest girl in school, and you have a laughthat makes science labseem like recess

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Clive I have a little something for you

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What is it

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My dress Oh th

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My bra Oh my G

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My underwear

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My God Yeah

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What do you say we take this upstairs

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This is so much better than cheesy garlic bread

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Mmm

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Durkas Chocolate Uh huh Go on

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Vanilla I'm taking copious notes

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Keep goin' Mr Durkas

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So why would Ted say he wrote the poem if he didn't

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Maybe because you're the cutest girl in school

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and you have a laugh that makes science lab seem like recess

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لدي شيء صغير لك

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ما هو

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فستاني

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صدريتي

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لابسي الداخلي

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ما رأيك بالصعود

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إنه افضل بكثير من خبر جبني بالثوم

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شوكولاتة

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اكمل فانيلا

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إني اسجل ملاحظات غزيرة

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اكمل سيد دركس

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إذا لماذا تيد قال إنه من كتب القصيدة

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ربما لأنك الطف فتاة بالمدرسة

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و لديك تلك الضحكة التي تجعل مختبر العلوم كالعطلة

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J'ai quelque chose pour vous

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Quoi donc

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Ma robe

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Mon soutien gorge

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Ma petite culotte

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Mazette

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Et si on allait à l'étage

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C'est tellement mieux que du pain à l'ail et au fromage

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Chocolat Continuez

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Vanille Je prends bien note

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Je vous écoute M Durkas

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Pourquoi Ted dirait qu'il a écrit le poème si c'est faux

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Parce que tu es la plus jolie fille de l'école et que

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ton rire transforme la SVT en récré

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Clive

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Ich habe eine Kleinigkeit für Sie

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Was wäre das

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Mein Kleid

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Oh

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Mein BH

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Oh mein G

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Mein Unterhösschen

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Mein Gott Ja

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Was würden Sie sagen wenn wir das oben fortführen

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Das ist soviel besser als billiges Knochblauchbrot

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Schokolade

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Aha Weiter Vanille

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Ich mache mir umfangreiche Notizen Fahren Sie fort Mr Durkas

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Also warum sollte Ted sagen er hat das Gedicht geschrieben wenn er es nicht hat

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Vielleicht weil du das süßeste Mädchen der Schule bist

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und ein Lächeln hast dass das Wissenschafts labor wie die Pause erscheinen lässt

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Clive

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aku membawa sesuatu untukmu

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Apa

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Gaunku

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Braku Astaga

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Celana dalamku

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Astaga Ya

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Bagaimana kalau kita teruskan di atas

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Ini jauh lebih baik daripada roti bawang dengan keju

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Cokelat Teruskan

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Vanila Aku sedang mengambil banyak catatan

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Teruskan Pak Durkas

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Lantas kenapa Ted mengaku yang menulisnya padahal bukan

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Mungkin karena kau gadis termanis di sekolah

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dan tawamu membuat laboraturium ilmiah menjadi seperti resesi

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Клайв

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У меня кое что есть для тебя

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И что же

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Мое платье

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Мой бюстгальтер

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О Господи

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Мои трусики

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О Боже Да

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Хочешь подняться в номер

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Это не сравнится хлебом с сыром и чесноком

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Дуркас Шоколад

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Ага Продолжай Ваниль

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Я записываю

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Продолжайте мистер Дуркас

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Ну и зачем Теду говорить что он написал этот стих если он этого не делал

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Может быть потому что ты самая красивая девочка в классе

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И когда ты улыбаешься на лабораторной по физике мне кажется что наступили каникулы

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Clive

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Tengo algo para ti

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Qué es

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Mi vestido

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Mi sostén Dios mío

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Mi ropa interior

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Dios mío

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Qué te parece si continuamos esto arriba

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Esto es mucho mejor que el pan de ajo con queso

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Chocolate Continúa

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Vainilla Estoy tomando notas

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Continúe Sr Durkas

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Por qué Ted diría que escribió el poema si no fue así

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Tal vez porque eres la niña más linda de la escuela y

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tu risa hace que el laboratorio de ciencias parezca el recreo

Available in 7 languages

Duration

46 seconds

Views

37

Timestamp in Movie

00:14:17

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Season

1

Episode

15

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Les Films du Carrosse,Les Productions Artistes Associés

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Movie Summary

Three different but related families face trials and tribulations in their own uniquely comedic ways.