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Jay, I'm home

Jay, I'm home. Did Manny call?No, because he's fine. It was a slumber party,not a gang...

Modern Family • S01E05 • 2009

Jay, I'm home. Did Manny call?No, because he's fine. It was a slumber party,not a gang fight. I just want himto fit in. I'm gonna take a shower.Do you care to join me? You know, honey, there's a gunin the footlocker in the garage. If I ever say no to that question,I want you to use it on me. Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack. All dressed in black,black, black.Shh, shh. What's wrong?With silver buttons,buttons, buttons. All down her back,back, back. Why aren't they tryingto hurt each other? I don't know,but I'm afraid to move. You're really good at this.Thanks. What is happening,Claire? Mmm!What do you think? Now, that is a scone. No butter. Nonfat. Shut up. I'm gonnago check on Lily

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Did Manny call No because he's fine

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It was a slumber party not a gang fight

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I just want him to fit in

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I'm gonna take a shower Do you care to join me

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You know honey there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage

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If I ever say no to that question I want you to use it on me

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Laughing

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Haley Chanting Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack

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All dressed in black black black Shh shh

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Whispers What's wrong With silver buttons buttons buttons

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All down her back back back

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Why aren't they trying to hurt each other

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I don't know but I'm afraid to move

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Laughing You're really good at this Thanks

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What is happening Claire

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Cameron Mmm Mitchell What do you think

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Now that is a scone

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No butter Nonfat

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Shut up Doorbell Rings

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I'm gonna go check on Lily

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سآخذ حم اما أترغب بالإنضمام إلي

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عزيزتي هناك م سدس في المستودع

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إذا قلت لا لهذا السؤال

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اريد ك ان تطلقي علي

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ماذا هناك

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لماذا لا يتشاجران كالعادة

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لا أعلم و لكنن ي أخاف أن أتحرك

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شكرا

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ماذا يحدث يا كلير

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ما رأيك

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الآن هذه تسم ى كعكة

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بدون دهن و قليل الدسم

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اصمت

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سأذهب لأتفقد ليلي

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Gloria si tu veux voir tes copines tout à l'heure

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je regarderai le match de foot un truc comme ça

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Ça veut dire qu'il veut voir le match Toi je t'ai pas causé

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Pourquoi tu bois du café d'ailleurs C'est ma culture Je suis colombien

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Il vient de quelle partie de Colombie ce pain perdu

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Je sais pas trop pour le match Toute la famille vient pour le barbecue

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C'est aujourd'hui Sí

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Y a le match de l'Ohio State Tout le monde le regardera

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J'aime pas regarder un match avec des incultes Ils parlent

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Tu parles pendant mes matchs C'est pas du vrai foot

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Vous avez mis deux buts cette saison Je risque pas de rater grand chose

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T'as bu tout ça Lâche moi un peu

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J'ai cours d'EPS aujourd'hui

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Maman

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Je peux avoir 40 pour manger 40

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Et il me faut un livre pour les cours Quel livre

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Gloria wenn du dich später mit den Mädels treffen willst

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dann kann ich das Football Spiel schauen oder sowas

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Damit meint er dass er das Spiel schauen will Mit dir rede ich nicht

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Und wieso trinkst du überhaupt Kaffee

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Das ist meine Kultur Ich bin Kolumbianer

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Aus welchem Teil Kolumbiens kommen denn die French Toaster Sticks her

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Ich bin mir nicht sicher wegen des Spiels Die ganze Familie kommt zum Barbecue rüber

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Das ist heute Sí

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Aber es ist das Ohio State Spiel Na und Alles können es sehen

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Ich sehe das Spiel nicht gern mit Leuten die keine Ahnung vom Spiel haben und darüber reden

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Du redest bei meinen Football Spielen Erstens nennt man das Fußball

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Und dein Team hat in der ganzen Season nur zwei Tore geschossen Das ist wohl kaum ein Risiko

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Wie viel hast du davon getrunken Mach mal halblang

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Ich muss heute ein Seil hochklettern

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Hey Mom

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Kann ich 40 Dollar für das Mittagessen haben

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40 Dollar

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Ich brauche auch noch ein Buch für die Schule Welches Buch

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Gloria jika nanti mau berkumpul dengan anak anak

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aku bisa menonton pertandingan futbol saja

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Berarti dia mau menonton pertandingan futbol

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Aku tak berbicara kepadamu

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Kenapa kau minum kopi

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Ini budayaku Aku orang Kolombia

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Ya Roti panggang batangan termasuk budaya yang mana

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Sayang jangan yakin bisa menonton futbol

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Seluruh keluarga akan kemari untuk acara barbeku

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Itu hari ini Benar

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an8 Ini pertandingan Ohio State

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Berarti semuanya bisa menonton

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an8 Aku tak suka menontonnya dengan orang yang tak paham futbol

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Mereka akan mengobrol Kau juga di pertandinganku

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Olahragamu disebut sepak bola

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Klubmu hanya mencetak dua gol sepanjang musim

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Aku tak mau mengambil risiko

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an8 Berapa banyak kau minum kopi

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an8 Jangan marah Hari ini aku harus memanjat tali

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Ibu Ya

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an8 Boleh minta 40 dolar untuk uang saku

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Empat puluh dolar

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И Глория если вдруг захочешь встретиться с подружками

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я мог бы дома остаться футбол посмотреть

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Значит он очень сильно хочет его посмотреть Я не с тобой разговариваю

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И с чего ты стал пить кофе

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Я Колумбиец Это часть моей культуры

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И каким боком к ней относятся эти французские тосты

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Не знаю я насчет игры Вся семье придет на барбекю

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Сегодня Да

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Игра за первенство штата Вместе посмотрим

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Я не люблю смотреть футбол с теми кто в нем не разбирается Они говорят

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Когда я играю ты тоже говоришь Во первых у тебя соккер

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Твоя команда за сезон всего 2 гола забила Так что я не сильно рискую

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Ты сколько уже выдул Да ладно тебе

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Мне сегодня по канату лезть

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Мам

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Дай 40 баксов на завтрак

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40 баксов

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И ещё мне нужна книжка Какая книжка

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Gloria si quieres salir después con las chicas

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yo puedo quedarme mirando el partido o algo así

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Eso significa que quiere mirar el partido

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No estoy hablando contigo

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Y por qué estás tomando café

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Es mi cultura Soy colombiano

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Sí De qué parte de Colombia son esas tostadas francesas

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No estoy segura de lo del partido Toda la familia viene para la barbacoa

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Es hoy Sí

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Es el partido de Ohio State Así que todos pueden verlo

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No me gusta ver partidos con personas que no conocen el juego Hablan mucho

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Tú hablas en mis partidos de fútbol Primero que nada se llama soccer

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Tu equipo hizo dos puntos en toda la temporada No es un gran riesgo

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Cuánto bebiste de esto Déjame en paz

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Tengo que trepar la soga hoy

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Oye mamá Sí

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Puedes darme 40 para el almuerzo 40

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Necesito comprar un libro Qué libro

Available in 7 languages

Duration

54 seconds

Views

65

Timestamp in Movie

00:00:06

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Season

1

Episode

5

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Les Films du Carrosse,Les Productions Artistes Associés

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Movie Summary

Three different but related families face trials and tribulations in their own uniquely comedic ways.