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The snap!

The snap! Fumble!How could he fumble that? Center blew the snap.I hate that. I played...

Modern Family • S01E06 • 2009

The snap! Fumble!How could he fumble that? Center blew the snap.I hate that. I played center,and I always got blamed fora quarterback's clumsy hands. Well, I was a quarterback,and it was probably your fault. It's impossibleto fumble the ball... when the quarterback hasthe proper hand placement. It's weird to think of a womanbeing sexually attracted to Dad. No, you wanna hear weird?Cam said he'd pick up Dadat a gay bar. Ooh. How did that come up?Mmm, I'm really tryingto block it out. As far as I'm concerned,Mom and Dad had sex two times. Agreed. Okay, get your hands up therelike you're lifting meoff the ground. Be one with me, Jay.There you go. Do you wannaget something to eat?I am never eating again. Just snap the damn thing. Perfect.That one kinda hurt

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Announcer The snap Fumble How could he fumble that

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Center blew the snap I hate that

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I played center and I always got blamed for a quarterback's clumsy hands

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Well I was a quarterback and it was probably your fault

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It's impossible to fumble the ball

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when the quarterback has the proper hand placement

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It's weird to think of a woman being sexually attracted to Dad

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No you wanna hear weird Cam said he'd pick up Dad at a gay bar

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Ooh How did that come up Mmm I'm really trying to block it out

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As far as I'm concerned Mom and Dad had sex two times

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Clicking Tongue Agreed

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Okay get your hands up there like you're lifting me off the ground

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Be one with me Jay There you go

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Do you wanna get something to eat I am never eating again

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Just snap the damn thing

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Cameron Perfect That one kinda hurt

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لا بأس يا عزيزتي هذه الأمور تحدث

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ابقي هادئة هذا أول شئ تقعلينه

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توقفي هنا سأخرج الإستمارة

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لا أحب الشرطة يا أمي حسنا توق في هناك

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لا أحب الشرطة لا بأس هناك مكان فارغ هناك

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لا يمكنني التوقف

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عليك التوقف جانبا

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لا يمكنني التوقف لا أحب الشرطة

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يجب عليك التوقف كلا

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لدي حقوق سأزيد من السرعة

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مخالفة الوقوف الخاطئ في السوق

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لم أدفع مخالفة الوقوف الخاطئ قط

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لا تتوقفي يا حبيبتي

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أبي يوافقني الرأي سأسرع

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ان ه ليس فلما يا هيلي توق في

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i Hope u enjoy it

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Chérie ça arrive Reste calme C'est le plus important

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Gare toi Je vais sortir les papiers

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J'aime pas les flics Gare toi Il y a une place juste là

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Il faut que tu te gares Je peux pas

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Elle peut pas Mon avis prime J'accélère

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Le PV qu'on a eu sur le parking du centre commercial je l'ai pas payé

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T'arrête pas ma chérie Papa est d'accord J'accélère

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Also schön Süße das kommt vor

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Bleib einfach ruhig Das ist das Erste

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Fahr hier rechts ran Ich hol die Fahrzeugpapiere raus

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Mom ich mag keine Bullen Okay fahr hier rechts ran

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Ich mag keine Bullen Na gut da ist eine Lücke

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Du musst ranfahren Ich kann nicht ranfahren

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Das geht nicht Ich bin vorbelastet

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Wegen falsch parken beim Einkaufszentrum

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Hab ich nie bezahlt

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Fahr weiter Schätzchen

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Dad stimmt zu Ich beschleunige

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Das ist kein Film Haley Fahr rechts ran

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Sync by honeybunny

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Sirene berbunyi oh Uh oh Kay

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Baiklah Sayang hal ini terjadi

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Tetap tenang Itulah hal pertama

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Berhenti di sini Aku akan mengeluarkan surat suratnya

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Bu aku tidak suka polisi Oke menepi di sana

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Aku tidak suka polisi Baiklah ada ruang di sini

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Aku tidak bisa menepi Tidak aku tidak bisa

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Kau harus menepi

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Aku tidak bisa menepi Aku tidak suka polisi

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Kau harus menepi Tidak bisa

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Aku dapat tilang Aku mengebut

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Tiket parkir dari mal

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Aku tidak pernah membayar tiket parkir

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Terus maju Sayang

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Ayah setuju denganku Aku bisa mempercepat

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sirine berbunyi Ini bukan film haley Berhenti

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Sync by honeybunny www addic7ed com

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oh Uh oh Kay

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All right sweetie this happens

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Remain calm That's the first thing

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Pull over right here I'll get out the registration

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Mom I don't like cops Okay pull over right there

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I don't like cops All right there's a space right here

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I can't pull over No I can't

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You need to pull over

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I can't pull over I don't like cops

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You got to pull over No can do

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I got priors I'm speeding up

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The parking ticket from the mall

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I never paid the parking ticket

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Keep moving sweetheart

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Dad agrees with me I can speed up

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it's not a movie haley Pull over

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Uh Oh Kay

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De acuerdo cariño estas cosas suceden

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Permanece tranquila Eso es lo primero

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Estaciona justo aquí Sacaré la documentación

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Mamá no me gustan los policías Ok simplemente estaciona

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No me gustan los policías De acuerdo ahí hay un espacio

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No puedo parar No puedo

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Tienes que parar

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No puedo parar No me gustan los policías

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Tienes que parar No no puede

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Tengo antecedentes Estoy acelerando

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La multa del párquing del centro comercial

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Nunca pagué el ticket del parking

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Sigue moviéndote cariño

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Papá esta de acuerdo conmigo no puedo ir más rápido

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Esto no es una pelicula Haley Párate

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Available in 7 languages

Duration

46 seconds

Views

31

Timestamp in Movie

00:20:09

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Season

1

Episode

6

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Les Films du Carrosse,Les Productions Artistes Associés

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Movie Summary

Three different but related families face trials and tribulations in their own uniquely comedic ways.