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two keep it real?

Two keep it real?You k'now what it mean, son? Not really. Please stop.- That's cool! Oh,...

Modern Family • S01E01 • 2009

two keep it real?You k'now what it mean, son? Not really. Please stop.- That's cool! Oh, God, That's my back!Owh, oh, I slipped in the babyoil. Ooh, whe're you from originally?I could defeat you if it came to a phisical confrontation! I don't know about this, shall I call a doctor?- No, no, no. You're verry strong homes.- Thanks. Okay, nice, nice soft landing Okay, I am on my side, so flip me right backand we're good. We'll be good Just need to get flipped right on my back,we should be fine, so

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two keep it real You k'now what it mean son

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Not really

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Please stop That's cool

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Oh God That's my back Owh oh I slipped in the babyoil

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Ooh whe're you from originally I could defeat you if it came to a phisical confrontation

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I don't know about this shall I call a doctor No no no

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You're verry strong homes Thanks

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Okay nice nice soft landing

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Okay I am on my side so flip me right back and we're good We'll be good

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Just need to get flipped right on my back we should be fine so

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كونا واقعيين أتعرف ما أقصد يا بني

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ليس حقا

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توقف أرجوك هذا رائع

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اوه يا ظهري لقد إنزلقت بالزيت

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من أين أنت بالأصل أستطيع هزيمتك لو كان عراكا جسدي ا

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اتريدني أنت أتصل بالطبيب يا عزيزي لا لا لا

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أنت قوي جدا شكرا لك

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حسنا برفق ضعني برفق

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حسنا أنا على جانبي اقلبني و سنكون بخير سأكون بخير

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احتاج فقط ان اقلب على ظهري و سأكون بخير لذا

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Imposez votre style Tu captes fiston

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Pas vraiment

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Arrête C'est cool

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Aïe C'est mon dos

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Chéri J'ai glissé sur l'huile pour bébé

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D'où tu viens

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Je pourrais te battre si on en venait aux mains

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Qu'est ce que je fais J'appelle un médecin

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T'es très costaud mec

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Voilà tranquille On me pose doucement

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Allez on monte Je suis sur le côté là

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Allongez moi sur le dos et c'est bon

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Il faut qu'on m'allonge sur le dos et ça devrait aller

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Ihr zwei meint es ernst Sohn weißt du was ich meine

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Nicht wirklich

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Hör bitte auf Das ist cool

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Oh Gott Das war mein Rücken

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Schätzchen Ich bin am Baby ÖI ausgerutscht

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Wo kommst du ursprünglich her

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Ich könnte ihn besiegen wenn es zu einer Schlägerei kommt

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Ich weiß darüber nichts Soll ich einen Arzt anrufen

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Du bist sehr stark Kumpel

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Okay schön Schöne weiche Landung

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Okay gehen wir Ich bin auf meiner Seite dennoch

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Also ich dreh mich um und wir sind gut Wir werden gut sein

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Ich brauche einen Klaps auf meinen Rücken und es wir sollten wieder in Ordnung sein

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bersungguh sungguh Kamu tahu yang kumaksud nak

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Tidak juga

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Tolong hentikan Baiklah

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Oh Tuhan punggungku Owh oh aku terpeleset oleh babyoil

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Ooh kamu berasal darimana Aku bisa mengalahkanmu dalam peperangan melalui pikiran

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Aku tidak mengerti ini haruskah kupanggil dokter Tidak jangan

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Kamu sangat kuat sekali sobat Terima kasih

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Oke bagus pendaratan lembut yang bagus sekali

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Oke aku menyamping balikkan aku telentang dan itu sudah cukup Itu akan bagus sekali

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Hanya butuh untuk membalikkan badanku telentang itu akan bagus sekali jadi

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Ты давай там по понятиям Сечешь

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Не совсем

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Прошу перестань Да все нормально

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Боже моя спина Дорогой

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Я на масле подскользнулся

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Ты откуда родом

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Полезешь в драку на тебе живого места не останется

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Дорогой Врача вызвать

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Нет нет нет

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А ты силен приятель

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Спасибо Таак мягкая посадка

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Все пошли

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Все хорошо вы меня только переверните

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я в порядке

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Вы ведь меня перевернете правда

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Lo mantienes real Entiendes lo que quiero decir hijo

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En realidad no

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Por favor para Todo está guay

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Oh Dios esa es mi espalda Cielo

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Eso fue el aceite para bebés

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De dónde eres

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Podría vencerte si tuviéramos un enfrentamiento físico

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Cariño no sé Debería llamar a un médico

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No no no no no

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Eres muy fuerte tío

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Gracias Vale bien Buen aterrizaje

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Ahí está De acuerdo vamos

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Vale no estoy del lado correcto así que sólo dame la vuelta y ya está

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Estaremos bien

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Sólo necesito que me pongas de espaldas y todo estará bien así que

Available in 7 languages

Duration

43 seconds

Views

19

Timestamp in Movie

00:11:32

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Season

1

Episode

1

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Les Films du Carrosse,Les Productions Artistes Associés

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Movie Summary

Three different but related families face trials and tribulations in their own uniquely comedic ways.