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Um, hey

Um, hey.- Hey, yourself. Move. You kind of just bumped mewith your car. I don't think so....

Modern Family • S01E09 • 2009

Um, hey.- Hey, yourself. Move. You kind of just bumped mewith your car. I don't think so. No, no, you did,because, um, see, yeah,I got grease on my pants, and then also I felt it. Call an ambulance. Okay, I just thoughtyou might want to know in case you wanted to bea decent human being and apologize,but... no? Okay. Ass. What did you say? Just forgetabout it, all right? Listen, carrot top,I didn't touch you, so do the smart thing-- Shut your hole, get in your car,and drive away. Is there a problem here? What the hell are you? I'm the ass-kicking clown that'll twist youlike a balloon animal. I will beat your headagainst this bumper until the airbags deploy, so apologizeto my boyfriend right now! Apologize--boyfriend? Apologize! Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry

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Um hey Hey yourself

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Move

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You kind of just bumped me with your car

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I don't think so

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No no you did because um

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see yeah I got grease on my pants

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and then also I felt it

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Call an ambulance

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Okay I just thought you might want to know

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in case you wanted to be a decent human being

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and apologize but no Okay

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Ass

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What did you say

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Just forget about it all right

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Listen carrot top I didn't touch you

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so do the smart thing

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Shut your hole get in your car and drive away

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Is there a problem here

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What the hell are you

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I'm the ass kicking clown

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that'll twist you like a balloon animal

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I will beat your head against this bumper

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until the airbags deploy

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so apologize to my boyfriend right now

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Apologize boyfriend

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Apologize

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Okay I'm sorry

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I'm sorry

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ابتعد

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لقد صدمتني بسي ارتك

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لا أظن ذلك

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بلى بلى فعلت بسبب

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انظر هناك زيت على بنطالي

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و أيضا شعرت بصدمك لي

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اطلب سي ارة اسعاف

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حسنا ظننت بأن ك قد ترغب بمعرفة ذلك

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في حالة إن كنت تريد أن تكون إنسانا محترما

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و تعتذر لكن لا حسنا

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أحمق

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ماذا قلت

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انسى الأمر فحسب حسنا

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اسمع يا ذا الشعر الأحمر لم ألمسك

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لذا كن ذكي ا

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و اصمت و اركب سي ارتك و قد بعيدا

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أهناك مشكلة

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ما أنت بحق الجحيم

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أنا المهر ج الذي سيضربك

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و الذي سيقوم بلف ك كبالون

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سأضرب رأسك بمضخ ة الوقود

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حت ى تخرج الأكياس الهوائي ة الأكياس الهوائي ة airbags

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لذا اعتذر لصديقي الحميم الآن

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اعتذر صديقك الحميم

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اعتذر

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حسنا أنا آسف

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أنا آسف

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Attention Toi fais attention Bouge

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Vous m'avez touché avec votre voiture

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Je crois pas non Si parce que voyez vous

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j'ai du cambouis sur le pantalon et puis je l'ai senti

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Appelle une ambulance Je me disais qu'en le sachant

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vous voudriez être un type bien et vous excuser mais

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Connard

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T'as dit quoi

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Oubliez ça

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Je t'ai pas touché Poil de carotte alors fais pas le con

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Ferme ta gueule monte dans ta caisse

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et dégage Il y a un problème

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T'es qui toi

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Je suis le clown vengeur qui va te tordre comme un ballon

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Je vais te fracasser sur le pare chocs jusqu'à ce que les airbags s'ouvrent

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alors excuse toi auprès de mon petit ami tout de suite

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M'excu Petit ami

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Excuse toi C'est bon désolé

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Désolé

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Ähm hey Selber hey

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Beiseite

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Sie haben mich gerade mit ihrem Wagen angebumst

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Ich denke nicht

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Doch doch das haben Sie weil ähm

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ich hab Schmierfett an der Hose

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und hab es außerdem gespürt

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Ruf einen Krankenwagen

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Okay ich dachte nur Sie interessiert das

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für den Fall das Sie ein anständiger Mensch sind

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und sich entschuldigen wollen aber nicht Okay

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Arsch

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Was hast du gesagt

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Schwamm drüber okay

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Hör mal Rotschopf ich hab dich nicht berührt

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also mach das Schlauste

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halt die Fresse steig in deine Karre und verzieh dich

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Gibt es hier ein Problem

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Was zum Henker bist du

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Ich bin der arschaufreißende Clown

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der dich zusammenquetscht wie ein Luftballontier

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Ich hämmere deine Rübe gegen die Stoßstange

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bis sich die Airbags aufblasen

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also entschuldige dich bei meinem Liebsten und zwar sofort

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Mich entschuldigen Liebsten

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Entschuldige dich

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Okay Tut mir leid

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Es tut mir leid

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Hei Kau yang hei

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Minggir

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Kau menyenggolku dengan mobilmu

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Kurasa tidak

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Tidak itu benar karena

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Ya ada oli pada celanaku Lalu aku juga merasakannya

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Panggil ambulans

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Baiklah Aku hanya pikir kau mau tahu

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jika kau mau menjadi manusia baik dan meminta maaf tapi

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Tidak Baiklah

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Berengsek

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Apa katamu

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Lupakan saja

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Dengar Rambut Merah Aku tak menyenggolmu

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Aku Jadi cerdaslah

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Tutup mulutmu masuk ke mobil

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Dan pergi Ada masalah di sini

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Apa kau ini Aku badut jagoan

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yang akan memutarmu seperti balon hewan

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Akan kubenturkan kepalamu ke bumper ini sampai kantong udaranya terbuka

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Jadi minta maaflah kepada pacarku sekarang juga

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Minta maaf Pacar Minta maaf

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Baiklah Maaf

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Maafkan aku

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Эй привет Привет и тебе

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Двигай

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Ты вроде только что задел меня своей машиной

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Я так не думаю

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нет нет задел поскольку мм

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видишь у меня брюки запачкались

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и еще я почувствовал это

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вызови скорую

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ОК я просто подумал что ты захотел бы узнать

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будь ты нормальным человеком

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и извиниться но Нет

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Задница

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Ты что сказал

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Просто забудь об этом ладно

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Слушай морковная голова я тебя не трогал

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так что сделай умную вещь

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заткни свою дырку полезай в машину и уезжай отсюда

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Здесь какие то проблемы

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А ты кто такой черт возьми

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Я пинающий задницы клоун

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который скрутит тебя как надувную зверюшку

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Я твою голову о бампер буду бить

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пока подушка безопасности не выскочит

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так что извинись перед моим бойфрендом прямо сейчас

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извинится бойфренд

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извиняйся

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ОК

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Извините меня

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Oye Oye tú

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Muévete

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Me acabas de golpear con tu coche

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No lo creo Sí lo hiciste mira

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tengo grasa en los pantalones y además sentí el golpe

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Llama una ambulancia Pensé que te gustaría saber

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en caso que quisieras ser un decente y pedir disculpas pero

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Imbécil

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Qué dijiste

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Olvídalo de acuerdo

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Escucha cabeza de zanahoria no te toqué así que sé inteligente

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cierra la boca métete en el coche

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y vete de aquí Hay algún problema

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Quién demonios eres tú

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Soy el payaso patea traseros que te va a retorcer como un globo

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Golpearé tu cabeza contra el parachoques hasta activar las bolsas de aire

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así que discúlpate con mi novio ahora mismo

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Disculp Novio

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Discúlpate De acuerdo Lo siento

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Lo siento

Available in 7 languages

Duration

58 seconds

Views

26

Timestamp in Movie

00:09:37

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Season

1

Episode

9

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Les Films du Carrosse,Les Productions Artistes Associés

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Movie Summary

Three different but related families face trials and tribulations in their own uniquely comedic ways.