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Modern Family

We have to stop meeting like this.- What? - We go to school together.- Oh, yeah. Do you...

We have to stop meeting like this.- What? - We go to school together.- Oh, yeah. Do you like jokes? Sure. Great. Okay. So, a grasshopper named Garywalks into a bar. Oh, no. You're not supposedto know his name. Let me try another one,okay? - Knock, knock.- Who's there? - Interrupting cow.- Interrupting cow who? Moo. Oh, crap

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We have to stop meeting like this What
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We go to school together Oh yeah
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Do you like jokes
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Sure
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Great Okay
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So a grasshopper named Gary walks into a bar
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Oh no You're not supposed to know his name
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Let me try another one okay
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Knock knock Who's there
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Interrupting cow Interrupting cow who
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Moo
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Oh crap
Available in 7 languages
Duration
24 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:05
Uploaded
Mar 12, 2026
Season
1
Episode
9
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Les Films du Carrosse,Les Productions Artistes Associés

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Movie Summary

Three different but related families face trials and tribulations in their own uniquely comedic ways.
S06 • E20 Oh, come on, Cam. Admit it. - Modern Family 00:31
Oh, come on, Cam. Admit it.
S01 • E22 See, he's perfect. - Modern Family 00:47
See, he's perfect.
S01 • E16 - - Uh-oh. - Did you just lose my truck? - No. - Modern Family 00:13
- - Uh-oh. - Did you just lose my truck? - No.
S01 • E03 - Thank you. - Modern Family 00:31
- Thank you.
S02 • E01 Wow! That's really good. - Modern Family 00:07
Wow! That's really good.
S01 • E09 - Um, hey. - Modern Family 00:58
- Um, hey.
S01 • E15 You're quite the Boy Scout, Clive. - Modern Family 00:57
You're quite the Boy Scout, Clive.
S03 • E09 Sorry, we're out of towels. Let me get that for you, sir. - Modern Family 00:05
Sorry, we're out of towels. Let me get that for you, si...
S03 • E10 Oh, there you are. I thought I'd lost you. - Modern Family 00:19
Oh, there you are. I thought I'd lost you.
S01 • E22 I hate this feeling. - Modern Family 00:42
I hate this feeling.
S06 • E10 There's a dozen phones. They're all unlocked. - Modern Family 00:06
There's a dozen phones. They're all unlocked.
S01 • E08 Hi, honey. - Modern Family 00:56
Hi, honey.
S02 • E06 No. No, no, no, no, no! - Modern Family 00:22
No. No, no, no, no, no!
S08 • E02 My insurance company helped me to find a therapy dog - Modern Family 00:09
My insurance company helped me to find a therapy dog
S06 • E10 Welcome to Russia. - Modern Family 00:30
Welcome to Russia.
S01 • E24 Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Ohh! Come on. - Modern Family 00:08
Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Ohh! Come on.
S01 • E01 Heey, you must be Dylan. - Modern Family 00:30
Heey, you must be Dylan.
S03 • E10 Yes, Ronald? - Modern Family 00:13
Yes, Ronald?
S01 • E15 So if your wife is so beautiful, why are you here with me? - Modern Family 00:24
So if your wife is so beautiful, why are you here with me?
S04 • E04 [ Piano: Light Jazz ] Thank you very much. - Modern Family 00:05
[ Piano: Light Jazz ] Thank you very much.