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Yeah, life would be simpler if I was gay

Yeah, life would be simplerif I was gay. Do you think you could getin the fast lane? Oh, I...

Modern Family • S01E22 • 2009

Yeah, life would be simplerif I was gay. Do you think you could getin the fast lane? Oh, I could totallyget in the fast lane. I mean the road. Ooh, I'm getting a text.What does it say? Um Oh, g--well, it's nothing. It's the alarm company. Its says your --your house was broken into. What?! It's nothing.They'll take care of it. Just drive!! What happened?!

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Yeah life would be simpler if I was gay

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Do you think you could get in the fast lane

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Oh I could totally get in the fast lane

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I mean the road

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Ooh I'm getting a text What does it say

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Um sighs

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Oh g well it's nothing

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It's the alarm company

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Its says your your house was broken into

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What It's nothing They'll take care of it Just drive

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What happened

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حياتي ستيدو أسهل لو كنت شاذا

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هل يمكنك أن تقود بالمسار السريع

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بالطبع يمكنني

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أقصد على الطريق

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إنها رسالة ماذا تقول

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امم اق لا شيء

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إنها تبليغ من شركة الحماية

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تقوول تقول إن منزلك اقتحم

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نعم لاشيء إنه سيهتمون بكل شيءفقط واصل طريقك

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ما الذي حصل

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Ma vie serait plus simple si j'étais gay

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Tu peux prendre par derrière Carrément

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Je parle de la route

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C'est un SMS Il dit quoi

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C'est juste ton alarme

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Quelqu'un est entré chez toi Quoi

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Ils s'en occuperont roule Il s'est passé quoi

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Ja das Leben wäre einfacher wenn ich schwul wäre

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Meinst du du könntest auf die Überholspur

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Und wie ich auf die Überholspur könnte

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Ich meine die Straße

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Ooh ich krieg 'ne SMS Was steht drin

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Ähm

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Ach es ist nichts Nur die Alarmanlagenfirma

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In euer Haus wurde eingebrochen

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Was Es ist nichts Die kümmern sich drum Fahr einfach

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Was ist passiert

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Ya hidup lebih mudah jika aku gay

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Kau bisa masuk jalur cepat

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Aku pasti akan terkenal Maksudku jalanan

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Aku dapat pesan Apa isinya Ini

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Bukan apa apa Hanya alarm perusahaan

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Katanya rumahmu dimasuki orang Apa

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Bukan apa apa Mereka akan urus Jalan

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Apa yang terjadi

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Да жизнь была бы проще если бы я был геем

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Может мы выедем туда где можно ехать побыстрее

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Да мы и так быстро едем

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Я говорю про автостраду

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Оу СМСка пришла Что там написано

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Оу боже Ничего особенного

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Это организация по сигнализации

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Тут написано что в твой дом кто то проник

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Что Да ничего Они обо всем позаботятся Просто езжай

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Что произошло

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Sí la vida sería más sencilla si fuera gay

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Crees que podrías entrar en el carril rápido

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Oh podría totalmente entrar en el carril rápido

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Me refiero a la carretera

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Oh un mensaje Qué dice

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Oh Di Bueno no es nada

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Es de compañía de vigilancia

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Dice que que han entrado en tu casa

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Qué No es nada Se ocuparán de eso Solo conduce

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Qué ha pasado

Available in 7 languages

Duration

21 seconds

Views

16

Timestamp in Movie

00:14:11

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Season

1

Episode

22

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Les Films du Carrosse,Les Productions Artistes Associés

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Movie Summary

Three different but related families face trials and tribulations in their own uniquely comedic ways.