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You're quite the Boy Scout, Clive

You're quite the Boy Scout, Clive. Tell me, would yoube interested in earninga merit badge...

Modern Family • S01E15 • 2009

You're quite the Boy Scout, Clive. Tell me, would yoube interested in earninga merit badge tonight? Do you know anythingabout tying knots? I probably shouldn't betalking to you. I'm a married man.Ah. Well, I just so happento like married men. Tell me about your wife.Well, she's beautiful,of course. Really?Well, if she's so very beautiful,why are you here with me? Becauseshe's always so tired... and she's always making listsof things for me to do. Maybe if you did themshe wouldn't be so tired.Oh, no. She can make listsfor days. But back to your mouthand how sexy it is. Mm-mmm. I wanna go backto these alleged listsand your nagging wife. I'm not talking about you. I didn't mean that.Can we try this again? Yeah

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You're quite the Boy Scout Clive

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Tell me would you be interested in earning a merit badge tonight

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Do you know anything about tying knots

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I probably shouldn't be talking to you

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I'm a married man Ah

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Well I just so happen to like married men

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Tell me about your wife Well she's beautiful of course

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Really Well if she's so very beautiful why are you here with me

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Because she's always so tired

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and she's always making lists of things for me to do

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Maybe if you did them she wouldn't be so tired Oh no

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She can make lists for days

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But back to your mouth and how sexy it is

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Mm mmm I wanna go back to these alleged lists and your nagging wife

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I'm not talking about you

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Exhales

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I didn't mean that Can we try this again

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Yeah

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لا

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إنك فتى كشافة تماما

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اخبرني هل ستكون مهتما

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بـجني علامة مميزة باستحقاق الليلة

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اتعلم اي شيء عن ربط العقد

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ربما يجب ان لا اتحدث معك

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إني متزوج

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حسنا صادف إني أعجبت برجل متزوج

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أخبرني عن زوجتك

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حسنا إنها جميلا جدا بالطبع

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حقا حسن إذا هي جميلة جدا

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لماذا انت هنا معي

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لإنها دائما متعبة جدا

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و دائما تعد لائحة من الاعمال للقيام بها

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ربما إذا قمت بالاعمال زوجتك لن تكون متعبة جدا

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لا تستطيع عمل لائحة لأيام

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لكن عدوة لفمك و كم هو مثير

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اريد الرجوع للائحة عديم النفع

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و زوجتك المتذمرة

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أ لا اتكلم عنك

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لم أعني ذلك هل يمكننا البدء مرة أخرى

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أجل

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Vous faites un sacré scout Clive

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Ça vous dirait de gagner un badge de mérite ce soir

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Est ce que vous êtes doué pour faire des nœuds

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Je ne devrais pas vous parler

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Je suis un homme marié

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Justement j'aime les hommes mariés Parlez moi de votre femme

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Elle est belle cela va de soi

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Ah oui Mais si elle est si belle

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pourquoi êtes vous ici

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Elle est toujours fatiguée

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et elle me fait toujours des listes de choses à faire

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Si vous faisiez ces choses elle serait moins fatiguée

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Elle arrête pas d'en faire

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Revenons en à votre bouche tellement sexy

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Je veux en revenir à ces listes et à votre femme embêtante

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Je ne parle pas de toi

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Je voulais pas On peut réessayer

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Sie sind ja ein richtiger Pfadfinder Clive

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Sagen Sie währen Sie daran interessiert

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sich heute Nacht ein Verdienst abzeichen zu verdienen

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Verstehen Sie etwas vom Knoten binden

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Ich sollte vermutlich gar nicht mit Ihnen reden

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Ich bin ein verheirateter Mann

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Ah

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Ganz zufällig stehe ich auf verheiratete Männer

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Erzählen Sie mir von ihrer Frau

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Tja sie ist natürlich wunderschön

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Wirklich Nun wenn sie doch so wunderschön ist wieso sind Sie dann hier bei mir

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Weil sie ständig so müde ist

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und andauernd Listen mit Dingen erstellt die ich für sie erledigen soll

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Vielleicht wäre sie nicht so müde wenn Sie die erledigen würden

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Oh nein ihre Listen können sich tagelang hinausziehen

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Aber zurück zu ihrem Mund und wie sexy er ist

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Ich will nochmal auf diese angeblichen Listen zu sprechen kommen

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und ihre nörgelnde Frau

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Ich rede nicht über dich

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So war das nicht gemeint Können wir nochmal anfangen

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Ja

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Kau pria yang baik sekali Clive

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Kau mau mendapatkan lencana jasa malam ini

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Kau ahli membuat simpul ikatan

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Mungkin seharusnya aku tak berbicara denganmu

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Aku sudah menikah

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Begini

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kebetulan aku suka pria yang sudah menikah

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Ceritakan tentang istrimu

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Dia cantik tentu saja

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Sungguh Jika dia sangat cantik kenapa kau bersamaku di sini

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Karena dia selalu kelelahan

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dan selalu membuat daftar kegiatan untukku

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Mungkin jika kau melakukannya dia takkan kelelahan

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Tidak Dia bisa membuat daftar sangat banyak

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Tapi kembali lagi ke mulutmu yang sangat seksi itu

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Aku mau kembali ke tuduhanmu soal daftar dan istrimu yang cerewet

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Aku tak membahas tentang kau

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Aku tak bersungguh sungguh Bisa kita ulangi lagi

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Ya

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Нет

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Ты словно бойскаут

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Скажи как насчет

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получить значок сегодня ночью

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Знаешь что нибудь о завязывании узлов

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Возможно мне не следует с тобой разговаривать

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Я женат

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Ну так получается что я люблю женатых мужчин

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Расскажи мне о своей жене

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О она просто прекрасна

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Да Если она так прекрасна

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тогда почему ты здесь со мной

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Потому что она вечно уставшая

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и она постоянно составляет списки вещей которые я должен делать

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Может быть если бы ты их делал она бы не была такой уставшей

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О нет она может составлять списки целыми днями

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Но давай вернёмся к твоему рту и тому какой он сексуальный

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Я хочу вернуться к этим странным спискам

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И твоей вечно ворчащей жене

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Я не говорю про тебя

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Я не это имел ввиду Можем мы повторить это снова

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Ага

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Eres muy boy scout Clive

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Dime te interesaría ganarte una medalla al mérito esta noche

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Sabes cómo hacer nudos

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Probablemente no debería estar hablando contigo

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Soy un hombre casado

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Resulta que me encantan los hombres casados

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Cuéntame de tu esposa

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Es preciosa por supuesto

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De veras Bueno y si es tan preciosa

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por qué estás aquí conmigo

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Porque ella está siempre muy cansada

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y no para de hacerme listas de las cosas que tengo que hacer

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Quizás si las hicieras no estaría tan cansada

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Puede hacer listas para varios días

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Pero de vuelta a lo que decías de lo ardiente que es

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Quiero seguir hablando de estas listas y de tu gruñona esposa

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No estoy hablando de ti

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No quise decir eso Podemos empezar de nuevo

Available in 7 languages

Duration

57 seconds

Views

46

Timestamp in Movie

00:09:40

Uploaded

Mar 12, 2026

Season

1

Episode

15

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Les Films du Carrosse,Les Productions Artistes Associés

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Movie Summary

Three different but related families face trials and tribulations in their own uniquely comedic ways.