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Nico:
I never knew vampires could do sex. Dallas:
That's a myth. With a good commercial lubricant we could go for hours
I never knew vampires could do sex. Dallas:
That's a myth. With a good commercial lubricant we could go for hours
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I never knew vampires could do sex
00:00:04.791 --> 00:00:06.083
That's a myth
00:00:06.333 --> 00:00:08.541
With a good commercial lubricant we can go for hours
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Movie Summary
A borderline fascistic Dr. Van Helsing unwittingly hires crack smoking gang-bangers to pursue the decadent vampires who secretly control Hollywood and the United States.

