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But that guy, in a million yearscould never have pictured this tired motherfuckerhe turned...

But that guy, in a million years
could never have pictured this tired motherfucker
he turned out to be!

Full Transcript

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But that guy, in a million years could never have pictured
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this tired motherfucker he turned out to be!
Duration
8 seconds
Views
69
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:26
Uploaded
Jun 28, 2025
Genres
comedy, horror, thriller
Production
Armory Films,Zeal Media

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Movie Summary

A teenage girl and her younger brother must survive a wild 24 hours during which a mass hysteria of unknown origin causes parents to turn violently on their own kids.
Flat on his ass, fat, bald, - Mom and Dad 00:11
Flat on his ass, fat, bald,
And my salary went from 145,000 dollars - Mom and Dad 00:06
And my salary went from 145,000 dollars
Yeah, building a fucking man cave! - Mom and Dad 00:05
Yeah, building a fucking man cave!
I mean, does any of this make any sense - Mom and Dad 00:05
I mean, does any of this make any sense
Career dreams, - Mom and Dad 00:05
Career dreams,
All your life, you know it's coming. - Mom and Dad 00:04
All your life, you know it's coming.
And there's this mix of anxiety and... - Mom and Dad 00:04
And there's this mix of anxiety and...
The hugeness of it, the importance of it... - Mom and Dad 00:05
The hugeness of it, the importance of it...
Everything is building to that moment. - Mom and Dad 00:05
Everything is building to that moment.
It's not like that - Mom and Dad 00:08
It's not like that
And no matter what you thought it would be... - Mom and Dad 00:04
And no matter what you thought it would be...
It's fucking bat-shit, but it's not... - Mom and Dad 00:04
It's fucking bat-shit, but it's not...
Just something that happens, and then it's... - Mom and Dad 00:05
Just something that happens, and then it's...
I know this is the way things are supposed to be. - Mom and Dad 00:05
I know this is the way things are supposed to be.
It's just hard to get my head around, you know? - Mom and Dad 00:05
It's just hard to get my head around, you know?
To anyone in earshot of this broadcast - Mom and Dad 00:14
To anyone in earshot of this broadcast
The origin of threat is still being determined, - Mom and Dad 00:07
The origin of threat is still being determined,
To anyone in earshot of this broadcast - Mom and Dad 01:11
To anyone in earshot of this broadcast
It's your natural instinct - Mom and Dad 00:08
It's your natural instinct
Yes, it's Mommy. Mommy's here. - Mom and Dad 00:04
Yes, it's Mommy. Mommy's here.