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Vous les aimez al dente, vous?

Vous les aimez al dente, vous? Y a plusieurs écoles, mais moi, je les aime juste un...

Mommy • 2014

Vous les aimez al dente, vous? Y a plusieurs écoles, mais moi, je les aime juste un poil,un chouïa plus dures qu'al dente. Mais là, elles sont al dente. Mets-moi ça dans la passoire,illico pesto! - T'as sucé un clown, aujourd'hui?- Mais ferme ta gueule, toi! Ils disent que la mayopeut contenir de la moutarde. Pas grave!Ça dit pareil pour les biscuits. J'blaire pas c'te merde. T'en mets deux cuillères.Juste deux, OK? Voyons... Mets pas la vinaigrettetout de suite, ça va la ramollir. Kyla, tu peux faire cuireles pignons de pin à feu doux? Sinon ça va brûler. En personne! En français, vous avez étémise en demeure, madame. Bonne soirée

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D'you like it al dente

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I'm from a special school of thought

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I like my pasta just a tiny tiny bit harder than al dente

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Well it's al dente now

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Strain them illico pesto

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Fail Keep your day job please Why don't ya shut it

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Says here the mayo may contain mustard

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Yeah they always write that BS even for cookies

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I hate fucking mustard

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Just put two spoonfuls just two

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What the

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Don't put the dressing yet it'll make the lettuce soggy

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Kyla start 'em pine nuts On low

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So they don't burn

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You've been served ma'am

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Good evening

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هل تحبينها مطبوخة إلى حد القساوة

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أنا من مدرسة فكرية خاصة

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أحب معكرونتي أن تكون أقل قليلا من حد القساوة

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حسنا إنها الآن على الحد

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قم بتصفيتهم الآن أليكو بيستو

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فاشلة احتفظي بعملك اليومي من فضلك لماذا لا تخرس أنت

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يقولون هنا أن مايو قد يحتوي على الخردل

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نعم دائما ما هم يكتبون هذه الملاحظة حتى على الحلويات

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أكره الخردل اللعين

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فقط ضعي ملعقتين مملوءتين فقط اثنتين

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من الـ

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لم أحض ر التزيين والسلطة بعد فذلك قد يجعل الخس لي نا

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كايلا ابدأي بتحضير حبات الصنوبر على نار هادئة

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لكي لا تحترق

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ديان ديبري تتحدث

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القضاء أرسل معي هذه المذ كرة لك يا سيدتي

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مساء الخير

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এল ড ন ট ভ ল ল গ

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এই র ন ন ন য় আম র প র ত ষ ঠ ন ক শ ক ষ আছ

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প স ত ও ব ন ত প র ক ন ত এল ড ন ট র চ য় একট কঠ ন ল গ

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ব শ ত হল এল ড ন ট ই খ ই

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র ন ন শ র কর

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এইয চ প কর ন আপন ন জ চ প য

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ও বলছ এখ নক র ম য য় ন জ ন ক সর ষ থ ক

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হ য এমনক ব স ক ট ও থ ক

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সর ষ আম র ভ ল ল গ ন

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শ ধ দ ই চ মচ দ ব

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আর

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এখ ন দ ব ন ল ট সগ ল মজ য ব

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ক য়ল ব দ মগ ল ঢ ল অল প আ চ বস য় দ ও

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নইল প ড় য ব

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আপন র চ ঠ ম য ড ম

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শ ভ সন ধ য

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Vous les aimez al dente vous

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Y a plusieurs écoles

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mais moi je les aime juste un poil un chouïa plus dures qu'al dente

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Mais là elles sont al dente

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Mets moi ça dans la passoire illico pesto

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T'as sucé un clown aujourd'hui Mais ferme ta gueule toi

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Ils disent que la mayo peut contenir de la moutarde

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Pas grave Ça dit pareil pour les biscuits

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J'blaire pas c'te merde

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T'en mets deux cuillères Juste deux OK

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Voyons

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Mets pas la vinaigrette tout de suite ça va la ramollir

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Kyla tu peux faire cuire les pignons de pin à feu doux

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Sinon ça va brûler

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En personne

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En français vous avez été mise en demeure madame

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Bonne soirée

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Freiheit

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Habt ihr sie gerne al dente

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Es gibt da verschiedene Ansätze

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aber ich persönlich mag sie einen Tick härter als al dente

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Aber jetzt sind sie al dente

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Dann ab ins Sieb aber pesto

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Hast du 'nen Clown gefrühstückt Halt die Klappe

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Auf der Majo steht sie könnte Senf enthalten

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Das steht da auch bei Keksen Das Zeug stinkt

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Nimm zwei Teelöffel Majo Nur zwei okay

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Mal sehen

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Mach den Salat noch nicht an sonst wird er matschig

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Kyla röstest du die Pinienkerne

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Lass sie nicht anbrennen

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Kau suka aldente nya

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Aku belajar dari sekolah khusus

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Aku sedikit lebih suka pasta daripada aldente

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Ya sekarang aldente

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Tuangkan sausnya

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Salah Kau kerja saja Diam kau

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Disini tertulis mayo nya sudah mengandung mustard

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Ya mereka selalu menulis omong kosong itu bahkan untuk kue

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Aku benci mustard

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Masukkan 2 sendok saja

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Apa itu

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Jangan diberi hiasan dulu nanti kol nya bisa layu

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Kyla kau masukkan kacang pinusnya Api kecil saja

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Agar tidak gosong

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You've been served ma'am

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Selamat sore

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Вы любите аль денте да

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У меня свои вкусы на этот счёт

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Я знаю множество вариаций

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но больше всего люблю спагетти прямо чу чуть

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совсем чуть твёрже чем аль денте

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Ой но они уже аль денте

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Откинь скорее на дуршлаг время для орехового песто

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Ооо грезишь о нашем соседе клоуне

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Ой вот заткнись а

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А на майонезе написано что он может содержать горчицу

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Не важно Они пишут это даже на печенье

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Ненавижу горчицу

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Добавь туда две ложки

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Не больше двух хорошо

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Кто там ещё

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Не заправляйте винегрет сразу же

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Иначе он расквасится

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Кайла можешь поставить кедровые орешки на слабый огонь

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Ага Иначе они подгорят

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Диана О'Коннор Депре

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Она самая Вам уведомление

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По французски Вам пришла претензия мадам

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Хорошего вечера

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Te gusta al dente

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Soy de una escuela especial en la que

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Me gusta mi pasta solo un poquito más dura que al dente

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Bueno esta al dente ahora

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Colalos illico pesto

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Puede fallar Mantenga su dia trabajo por favor Por qué no te callas

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Aqui dice que la mayonesa contiene mostaza

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Si siempre escriben eso

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Odio la maldita mostaza

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Solo ponel dos cucharas solo dos

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Lo que

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No le pongas nada todavia que vas a empapar la lechuga

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Kyla empieza a ponerle champiñones Por debajo

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Asi no se quema

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Ella misma

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Tiene una citacion madam le envian esto de la corte de menores

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Buenas tardes

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A widowed single mother, raising her violent son alone, finds new hope when a mysterious neighbor inserts herself into their household.