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"Mona Lisa" quotes

Mona Lisa poster
A man recently released from prison manages to get a job driving a call girl from customer to customer.

Director: Neil Jordan
Writer: Neil Jordan, David Leland
Production: N/A
Year: 1986
MetaScore: 85/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $5,794,184
Released: 13 Jun 1986
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 14 wins & 14 nominations total
Let's face it You're not a very good bet though are you George - Mona Lisa 00:11 Let's face it You're not a very good bet though... Channel 4 is it - Mona Lisa 00:05 Channel 4 is it He took his time What he fall asleep halfway through - Mona Lisa 00:10 He took his time What he fall asleep halfway through I don't mean to be rude I like you - Mona Lisa 00:29 I don't mean to be rude I like you You don't know anything do you - Mona Lisa 00:10 You don't know anything do you Look at this tart - Mona Lisa 00:16 Look at this tart Some women are whores Some whores are black - Mona Lisa 00:08 Some women are whores Some whores are black What do you want to wear men's clothes for - Mona Lisa 00:11 What do you want to wear men's clothes for What do you expect I'm not used to working in piss holes like this - Mona Lisa 00:11 What do you expect I'm not used to working in piss... You're to be my date not my minicab driver - Mona Lisa 00:21 You're to be my date not my minicab driver So where did they get you from Under a cabbage leaf - Mona Lisa 00:13 So where did they get you from Under a cabbage leaf You're as much cover as a pair of fishnet tights - Mona Lisa 00:13 You're as much cover as a pair of fishnet tights So this woman says to her husband I'm leaving you - Mona Lisa 00:30 So this woman says to her husband I'm leaving you It's not for me to say is it - Mona Lisa 00:05 It's not for me to say is it You'd have done well in fuckin' Auschwitz George - Mona Lisa 00:10 You'd have done well in fuckin' Auschwitz George Why am I doing this - Mona Lisa 00:06 Why am I doing this You fuckin' cow You fuckin' cow - Mona Lisa 00:19 You fuckin' cow You fuckin' cow You're a good man Mr George - Mona Lisa 00:12 You're a good man Mr George I like the seaside - Mona Lisa 00:10 I like the seaside So what about this job then - Mona Lisa 00:29 So what about this job then See I'm cheap I can't help it God made me that way - Mona Lisa 00:20 See I'm cheap I can't help it God made me that way So where do you want to go - Mona Lisa 00:05 So where do you want to go Anyway listen What - Mona Lisa 00:47 Anyway listen What I'm not gonna hurt you Your pimp will do that for me See - Mona Lisa 00:11 I'm not gonna hurt you Your pimp will do that for me... You used to tell that one about the randy gorilla - Mona Lisa 00:13 You used to tell that one about the randy gorilla You're not jokin' eh - Mona Lisa 00:24 You're not jokin' eh Told you I was cheap didn't I - Mona Lisa 00:04 Told you I was cheap didn't I You look better in the daytime Oh so do you - Mona Lisa 00:21 You look better in the daytime Oh so do you Get out Get fucking out lady - Mona Lisa 00:17 Get out Get fucking out lady Haven't you someone to rush to - Mona Lisa 00:28 Haven't you someone to rush to A Bloody Mary is it sir - Mona Lisa 00:12 A Bloody Mary is it sir She was trapped - Mona Lisa 01:05 She was trapped Well she's a woman of substance She's a lady - Mona Lisa 00:17 Well she's a woman of substance She's a lady Always What they They fall in love with you - Mona Lisa 00:39 Always What they They fall in love with you You like her don't you - Mona Lisa 00:43 You like her don't you Take a seat sir and I'll take your order - Mona Lisa 00:12 Take a seat sir and I'll take your order

Cast

George - Bob Hoskins
Simone - Cathy Tyson
Mortwell - Michael Caine
Anderson - Clarke Peters