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"Monkey Business" quotes

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On a transatlantic crossing, The Marx Brothers get up to their usual antics and manage to annoy just about everyone on board the ship.

Director: Norman Z. McLeod
Writer: S.J. Perelman, Will B. Johnstone, Arthur Sheekman
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, musical
Year: 1931
MetaScore: 74/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 19 Sep 1931
Awards: 2 nominations

84 video clips

GrouchoCaptain CorcoranWaiterChicoLucilleMadame SwempskiManicuristJoe HeltonWoman PassengerAlky BriggsZeppoBoat PassengerIndian At PartyGangsterCab Driver At BarnEmilyButch
What's the matter - Monkey Business 00:35 What's the matter You call this a party - Monkey Business 00:23 You call this a party Where's the Doctor - Monkey Business 00:45 Where's the Doctor You're a mother - Monkey Business 00:33 You're a mother There's my argument - Monkey Business 00:19 There's my argument I want to talk to you - Monkey Business 00:39 I want to talk to you I realise it's a penny here and there but look at me - Monkey Business 00:08 I realise it's a penny here and there but look at me Sheriff I ain't forgetting - Monkey Business 00:21 Sheriff I ain't forgetting Would you like to have anything before lunch - Monkey Business 00:06 Would you like to have anything before lunch What do you think of an egg that would give me - Monkey Business 00:11 What do you think of an egg that would give me I've known and respected your husband Alky for many years - Monkey Business 00:10 I've known and respected your husband Alky for many... One goes around with a black moustache - Monkey Business 00:31 One goes around with a black moustache And you can say it was a real love match - Monkey Business 00:22 And you can say it was a real love match Where's all those farmer's daughters I've been hearing about for years - Monkey Business 00:06 Where's all those farmer's daughters I've... DRIVER 1 10 GROUCHO Here's 1 Keep the change - Monkey Business 00:09 DRIVER 1 10 GROUCHO Here's 1 Keep the change You bet I'm afraid - Monkey Business 00:07 You bet I'm afraid Columbus was sailing along on his vessel - Monkey Business 00:20 Columbus was sailing along on his vessel I don't like this innuendo - Monkey Business 00:08 I don't like this innuendo How about you and I passing out on the veranda - Monkey Business 00:11 How about you and I passing out on the veranda You look like a couple of stowaways to me - Monkey Business 00:11 You look like a couple of stowaways to me But from the time he got the marriage license - Monkey Business 00:07 But from the time he got the marriage license Gosh the picnic is off we haven't got any red ants - Monkey Business 00:05 Gosh the picnic is off we haven't got any red ants Kidnapping a girl - Monkey Business 00:05 Kidnapping a girl With a little study you'll go a long ways - Monkey Business 00:08 With a little study you'll go a long ways Do you want your nails trimmed long - Monkey Business 00:07 Do you want your nails trimmed long What are you doing in there - Monkey Business 00:07 What are you doing in there What's the matter with me - Monkey Business 00:34 What's the matter with me My grandfather's great - Monkey Business 00:08 My grandfather's great The captain's waiting to chase me - Monkey Business 00:06 The captain's waiting to chase me In fact this is it - Monkey Business 00:26 In fact this is it I'd like to ask you one question - Monkey Business 00:14 I'd like to ask you one question Do you know who's on this boat - Monkey Business 00:32 Do you know who's on this boat You call this a barn - Monkey Business 00:10 You call this a barn You're not gonna get me off this bed - Monkey Business 00:11 You're not gonna get me off this bed Would you mind getting up off that fly paper and giving the flies a chance - Monkey Business 00:11 Would you mind getting up off that fly paper and giving the... How much you pay - Monkey Business 00:17 How much you pay Just a little mistake - Monkey Business 00:14 Just a little mistake You're pretty fresh - Monkey Business 00:32 You're pretty fresh In the first place - Monkey Business 00:07 In the first place This program comes to you courtesy of the Golden Goose Furniture Company - Monkey Business 00:13 This program comes to you courtesy of the Golden Goose... Why can't we break away from all this - Monkey Business 00:18 Why can't we break away from all this My father was a partner's with Columbus - Monkey Business 00:23 My father was a partner's with Columbus Well you'll have to get up pretty early in the morning to steal from me - Monkey Business 00:06 Well you'll have to get up pretty early in the morning... I'm just trying to sneak off the boat that's all - Monkey Business 00:05 I'm just trying to sneak off the boat that's all Everybody seems to be having nearly as much fun as I am - Monkey Business 00:06 Everybody seems to be having nearly as much fun as I am That reminds me - Monkey Business 00:11 That reminds me You can't stay in that closet - Monkey Business 00:20 You can't stay in that closet What do we plug him with - Monkey Business 00:11 What do we plug him with Mustard's no good without roast beef - Monkey Business 00:04 Mustard's no good without roast beef Gibson you've been drinking again - Monkey Business 00:04 Gibson you've been drinking again I'm just trying to sneak off the boat - Monkey Business 00:05 I'm just trying to sneak off the boat Fancy meeting you here after all these drinks - Monkey Business 00:05 Fancy meeting you here after all these drinks Are these your gloves - Monkey Business 00:17 Are these your gloves Do you want your nails trimmed long - Monkey Business 00:35 Do you want your nails trimmed long I don't think we've got anything to talk about Get out - Monkey Business 00:37 I don't think we've got anything to talk about Get... Now we can eat in peace All right Here's a piece for you - Monkey Business 00:05 Now we can eat in peace All right Here's a piece for... You're a nice lookin' a gal - Monkey Business 00:06 You're a nice lookin' a gal Alky can't make a fool of me - Monkey Business 00:20 Alky can't make a fool of me Madam before I get through with you you will have a clear case for divorce - Monkey Business 00:28 Madam before I get through with you you will have a clear... A man fainted over here - Monkey Business 00:08 A man fainted over here I'm stepping into your shoes as boss - Monkey Business 00:20 I'm stepping into your shoes as boss Loafing around with these tramps - Monkey Business 00:12 Loafing around with these tramps You were going to show me a good time A good time - Monkey Business 00:08 You were going to show me a good time A good time You can't keep me cooped up like this - Monkey Business 00:20 You can't keep me cooped up like this Have a cigar babe Okay for the picture Joe - Monkey Business 00:04 Have a cigar babe Okay for the picture Joe Have you guys got an invitation - Monkey Business 00:11 Have you guys got an invitation What brought you here - Monkey Business 00:13 What brought you here No don't my husband might be inside - Monkey Business 00:11 No don't my husband might be inside I've been careful too long - Monkey Business 00:23 I've been careful too long You're living in a fool's paradise - Monkey Business 00:13 You're living in a fool's paradise Come here babe I like you - Monkey Business 00:09 Come here babe I like you Ladies and gentlemen I wish to announce - Monkey Business 00:12 Ladies and gentlemen I wish to announce Get out of here - Monkey Business 00:09 Get out of here He said beat it - Monkey Business 00:06 He said beat it Keep out of this loft - Monkey Business 00:07 Keep out of this loft Here we are again at the ringside and it looks like a great battle - Monkey Business 00:19 Here we are again at the ringside and it looks like a great... Do you understand - Monkey Business 00:12 Do you understand And as for me I'm going back in the closet where men are empty overcoats - Monkey Business 00:06 And as for me I'm going back in the closet where men... I've worked myself up from nothing to extreme poverty What do you say - Monkey Business 00:06 I've worked myself up from nothing to extreme poverty... Now my friends what am I offered for this fine French piece of bric a brac - Monkey Business 00:06 Now my friends what am I offered for this fine French piece... I see The stowaways - Monkey Business 00:13 I see The stowaways

Cast

The Four Stowaways - The Marx Brothers
Groucho - Groucho Marx
Harpo - Harpo Marx
Chico - Chico Marx
Zeppo - Zeppo Marx
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