Yes, it's comin' by hair mail
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Groucho:
[Ship stowaways in barrels]
Ah, this is the only way to travel boys, the only way. I was going to bring a long the wife and kiddies, but the grocer couldn't spare another barrel. Chico:
I was going to bring my grandfather, but there's no room for his beard. Groucho:
Why don't you send for the old swine and let his beard come later. Chico:
I sent for his beard. Groucho:
You did? Chico:
Yes, it's comin' by hair mail
[Ship stowaways in barrels]
Ah, this is the only way to travel boys, the only way. I was going to bring a long the wife and kiddies, but the grocer couldn't spare another barrel. Chico:
I was going to bring my grandfather, but there's no room for his beard. Groucho:
Why don't you send for the old swine and let his beard come later. Chico:
I sent for his beard. Groucho:
You did? Chico:
Yes, it's comin' by hair mail
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In fact this is it
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I beg your pardon
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How about you and I passing out on the veranda
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Or would you rather pass out here
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Sir you have the advantage of me
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Not yet but wait till I get you outside
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You're pretty fresh aren't you
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That's my wife and I don't like the way you're acting here
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If you don't like our country go back where you came from
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I should sink that right in your scalp
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Movie Summary
On a transatlantic crossing, The Marx Brothers get up to their usual antics and manage to annoy just about everyone on board the ship.
Actors
Groucho
Chico
