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Lucille:
You can't stay in that closet. Groucho:
[emerging behind her]
Oh, I can't, can I? That's what they said to Thomas Edison, mighty inventor; Thomas Lindbergh, mighty flier; and Tomashevsky, mighty like a rose. Just remember, my little cabbage, that if there weren't any closets, there wouldn't be any hooks, and if there weren't any hooks, there wouldn't be any fish, and that would suit me fine
You can't stay in that closet. Groucho:
[emerging behind her]
Oh, I can't, can I? That's what they said to Thomas Edison, mighty inventor; Thomas Lindbergh, mighty flier; and Tomashevsky, mighty like a rose. Just remember, my little cabbage, that if there weren't any closets, there wouldn't be any hooks, and if there weren't any hooks, there wouldn't be any fish, and that would suit me fine
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LUCILLE You can't stay in that closet GROUCHO I can't can I
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That's what they said to Thomas Edison mighty inventor
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Thomas Lindbergh mighty flier and Thomas Shefsky mighty like a rose
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Just remember that if there weren't any closets there wouldn't be any hooks
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and if there weren't any hooks there'd be no fish and that would suit me fine
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Movie Summary
On a transatlantic crossing, The Marx Brothers get up to their usual antics and manage to annoy just about everyone on board the ship.

