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Woman at Party:
You're pretty fresh, aren't you. Indian at Party:
That's my wife and I don't like the way you're acting around here. Groucho:
Well, if you don't like our country, why don't you go back where you came from. Indian at Party:
[Raises his tomahawk]
Say, I oughta take that right in your scalp! Groucho:
Run for your life! The indians are coming! Put your scalp in your pocket. [Grabs another male guest's toupee] Groucho:
Here! The Indians! Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo
You're pretty fresh, aren't you. Indian at Party:
That's my wife and I don't like the way you're acting around here. Groucho:
Well, if you don't like our country, why don't you go back where you came from. Indian at Party:
[Raises his tomahawk]
Say, I oughta take that right in your scalp! Groucho:
Run for your life! The indians are coming! Put your scalp in your pocket. [Grabs another male guest's toupee] Groucho:
Here! The Indians! Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo
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So do I If I had my choice I'd go around with a little blonde
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I said one goes around with a black moustache
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You couldn't expect a moustache to go around by itself
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Don't you think a moustache ever gets lonely Captain
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CHICO Sure it gets lonely
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When my grandfather's beard gets here I'd like it to meet your moustache
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I'll think it over I'll talk it over with my moustache
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Has your grandfather's beard got any money
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Money Why it fell hair to a fortune Now listen
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Stockholders or no stockholders you clear out of here
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Knock on door
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Movie Summary
On a transatlantic crossing, The Marx Brothers get up to their usual antics and manage to annoy just about everyone on board the ship.

