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To make sure that i have all this straightBasically you've no experience no college degreeNo resume no work history what so ever in factAnd now you would like to be a lawyerNo see I'm sorry but when I

I don't need a fuckin' escort, you piece of shit! What, you think I'm a fuckin' retard?...

Monster • 2003

Lawyer:
Right, let me make sure that I have all this straight, basically, you have no experience, no college degree, no resume, no work history whatsoever in fact, and now you would like to be a lawyer?Aileen:No, see, I was, um... I'm sorry, but when I read the ad it said that you were looking for a secretary.Lawyer:OK. Well, you need to learn how to type, you'll need computer skills, most of our secretaries have college degrees, in fact, most of them have specialised in law.Lawyer:I don't mean to sound harsh but frankly, this is a little insulting. I see you're from Daytona Beach and all of that looks great, it must be wonderful, but can I tell you something? When the beach party is over, you don't get to say, "You know what? I think now I'd like to have what everybody else has worked their entire life for." It doesn't work that way.Aileen:Fuck you, man. Yeah, fuck you! You don't fuckin' know me!Lawyer:OK, great. That's great. See, now I'm so sorry I didn't hire you before. Leslie, could you please escort Miss... I don't even know her name because of course she doesn't have a resume... out.Aileen:I don't need a fuckin' escort, you piece of shit! What, you think I'm a fuckin' retard? Take your fuckin' job and fuckin' shove it! Fuck you, Leslie!

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To make sure that i have all this straight

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Basically you've no experience no college degree

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No resume no work history what so ever in fact

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And now you would like to be a lawyer

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No see I'm sorry but when I read the ad

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It said you were looking for a secretary

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Ok well you need to learn how to type

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You'll need computer skills

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Most of our secretaries have college degree

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Infact most of them have specialised in law

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I don't mean to sound harsh but frankly this is a little insulting

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All that looks great It must be wonderful but

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Can I tell you something

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When the beach party is over you don't get to say you know what

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I think now I would like to have what everybody else has worked their entire life for

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It doesn't work that way

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Fuck you man

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Yeah fuck you

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You don't fucking know me

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Ok great that's great see

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Now I'm so sorry I didn't hire you before Leslie could you please escort miss

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I don't even know her name because of course she doesn't have a resume

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No need you fucking asshole you piece of shit

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What you think I'm fucking retard

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Take your fucking job and fucking shove it

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Fuck you Leslie

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دعيني أستوعب هذا كله

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مبدئيا ليس لديك خبرة و لا مؤهل جامعي

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ليست لديك سيرة ذاتية و لا تملكين أي عمل سابق

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و الآن تريدين أن تصبحي محامية

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كلا انني آسفة لكن عندما قرأت الإعلان

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قرأت أنكم كنتم تبحثون عن سكرتيرة

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حسنا يجب أن تتعلمي استخدام الآلة الكاتبة

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و ستحتاجين لمهارات كمبيوترية

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معظم سكرتيراتنا حاصلات على شهادات جامعية

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و في الحقيقة معظمهم تخصصوا في القانون

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لا أقصد أن أكون جارحا لكن بصراحة هذا مهين

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يبدو أنك كنت تمرحين

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كل هذا يبدو عظيما لابد أنه بديع لكن

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هل يمكنني أن أقول لك شيئا

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عندما تنتهين من التسكع لا يحق لك أن تقولي أتعلم

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أعتقد أنني أود الآن الحصول على ما أنفق الجميع حيواتهم عليه

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الأمر لا يجري على هذا النحو

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تبا لك يا رجل

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نعم تبا لك

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إنك لا تعرف شيئا عني

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حسنا عظيم هذا عظيم

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الآن أنا نادم للغاية لأنني لم أوظفك ليزلي هل تستطيعي توصيل الآنسة

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انني حتى لا أعرف اسمها لأنها بالطبع لا تملك سيرة ذاتية

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لا احتاج لمرافق أيها الوضيع يا قذر

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ماذا أتظنني متخلفة عقليا

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فلتأخذ وظيفتك اللعينة و تحشرها في

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تبا لك يا ليزلي

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Pour être sûr d'avoir tout saisi

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vous n'avez ni expérience ni diplôme ni C V

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Vous n'avez jamais travaillé Et vous voulez devenir avocate

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Non enfin excusez moi mais l'annonce disait

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que vous recherchiez une secrétaire

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Il faut apprendre à taper à vous servir d'un ordinateur

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La plupart de nos secrétaires ont leur bac

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En fait la plupart sont aussi spécialisées en droit

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Je ne voudrais pas paraître sévère mais c'est un peu insultant

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je vois que vous êtes de Daytona Beach

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Ça doit être merveilleux mais Je peux vous dire quelque chose

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Quand la fête est finie on ne dit pas

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Vous savez quoi J'aimerais avoir

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tout ce pour quoi il faut trimer toute une vie

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Ça ne marche pas comme ça

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Va te faire enculer

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Vous ne me connaissez pas

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Super c'est super Voyez Que ne vous ai je embauchée avant

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Leslie pouvez vous raccompagner Mlle

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Je ne sais pas son nom car elle n'a pas de C V

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Pas la peine pauvre merde

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Tu me prends pour une débile

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Ton boulot tu te le mets dans le cul Va te faire foutre Leslie

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De acuerdo a ver si me queda claro Básicamente

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no tiene experiencia ni estudios secundarios ni currículum

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ni siquiera antecedentes laborales y ahora le gustaría ser abogada

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No lo siento pero cuando leí el anuncio

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decía que estaban buscando una secretaria

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Está bien necesita saber tipear conocimientos de computación

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La mayoría de nuestras secretarias tienen estudios secundarios

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de hecho la mayoría se especializa en la ley

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no quiero sonar grosero pero francamente es un poco insultivo

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Veo que es de Daytona Beach

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debe ser maravilloso pero puedo decirle algo

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Cuando la fiesta de la playa termina no dices

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sabes qué creo que ahora querría tener

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lo que todo el mundo se pasó la vida haciendo

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No funciona así

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Vete al diablo Sí vete al diablo

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Tú no me conoces

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De acuerdo genial Lamento no haberla contratado antes

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Leslie podrías acompañar a la Srta Ni siquiera sé su nombre

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claro porque ni siquiera tiene currículum afuera

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No necesito que me acompañen pedazo de mierda

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Crees que soy una maldita retardada

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Toma tu maldito trabajo y métetelo en en culo Tú Leslie vete al diablo

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Timestamp in Movie

00:41:34

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Mar 17, 2026

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Newmarket Films,Media 8 Entertainment,DEJ Productions,K/W Productions,Denver & Delilah Productions,VIP 2 Medienfonds,MDP Worldwide,Millennium Media,Taurus Film

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Movie Summary

An emotionally scarred highway drifter shoots a sadistic trick who rapes her, and ultimately becomes the United States' first female serial killer.

Actors

Lawyer

Aileen

Charlize Theron