Log-in to add movie to favourites
Movie added to favourites
Movie removed from favourites

"Monster House" quotes

Monster House poster
Three teens discover that their neighbor's house is really a living, breathing, scary monster.

Director: Gil Kenan
Writer: Dan Harmon, Rob Schrab, Pamela Pettler
Production: N/A
Genre: animation, comedy, family
Year: 2006
MetaScore: 68/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $73,661,010
Released: 21 Jul 2006
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 4 wins & 23 nominations total

49 video clips

JennyChowderZeeOfficer ListerDjNebbercrackerLittle GirlBonesMomDadOfficer Landers
We haven't left this room once - Monster House 00:59 We haven't left this room once I paid 28 dollars for that ball - Monster House 00:25 I paid 28 dollars for that ball I saw an ambulance here today - Monster House 01:49 I saw an ambulance here today If anything happens - Monster House 00:25 If anything happens My dad's at the pharmacy - Monster House 00:09 My dad's at the pharmacy And that's the tongue - Monster House 00:21 And that's the tongue Oh yeah What you gonna do - Monster House 00:10 Oh yeah What you gonna do But back to business - Monster House 00:45 But back to business Mocking us with its - Monster House 00:14 Mocking us with its Are you guys mentally challenged - Monster House 00:08 Are you guys mentally challenged My cousin's a cop in Milwaukee - Monster House 00:09 My cousin's a cop in Milwaukee When it's an accident - Monster House 00:14 When it's an accident I don't wanna steal drugs from my Father - Monster House 00:13 I don't wanna steal drugs from my Father Now what do you want - Monster House 00:19 Now what do you want Why don't you kiss my hairy butt - Monster House 00:40 Why don't you kiss my hairy butt What is your problem - Monster House 00:14 What is your problem She didn't believe me - Monster House 00:21 She didn't believe me And now we're dead - Monster House 00:06 And now we're dead I kissed a girl - Monster House 00:14 I kissed a girl Vacuum cleaner dummy - Monster House 00:17 Vacuum cleaner dummy Don't look back - Monster House 00:08 Don't look back Your ball just landed on Nebbercracker's lawn - Monster House 00:12 Your ball just landed on Nebbercracker's lawn Another great idea - Monster House 00:50 Another great idea Then that must be the uvula - Monster House 00:18 Then that must be the uvula Can I talk to you about something - Monster House 00:12 Can I talk to you about something That sounds like the 'dangerous creature' - Monster House 00:13 That sounds like the 'dangerous creature' Hello fence - Monster House 00:10 Hello fence Do you want to be eaten alive - Monster House 00:08 Do you want to be eaten alive It's gonna be a bloodbath - Monster House 00:04 It's gonna be a bloodbath You're really crazy right now - Monster House 00:11 You're really crazy right now You're gonna die - Monster House 00:19 You're gonna die We have been trapped for 45 years - Monster House 00:21 We have been trapped for 45 years You know I saw an ambulance here today - Monster House 01:19 You know I saw an ambulance here today I think I'm having a stroke - Monster House 00:11 I think I'm having a stroke It's time for an in your face disgrace - Monster House 00:20 It's time for an in your face disgrace What are you talking about - Monster House 00:14 What are you talking about Whatever issue you guys have - Monster House 00:11 Whatever issue you guys have You like the steel of my blade - Monster House 00:06 You like the steel of my blade You make me wanna throw up in some tin foil and eat it - Monster House 00:11 You make me wanna throw up in some tin foil and eat it Try and relax Be cool like me - Monster House 00:14 Try and relax Be cool like me I will shoot you - Monster House 00:07 I will shoot you I'm sorry Mr Nebbercracker about your house - Monster House 00:18 I'm sorry Mr Nebbercracker about your house Smart house - Monster House 00:06 Smart house Detectable movement - Monster House 00:06 Detectable movement Who called you Nebbercracker - Monster House 00:07 Who called you Nebbercracker You've killed us - Monster House 00:34 You've killed us The house is her - Monster House 00:05 The house is her We are SUPER cops - Monster House 00:09 We are SUPER cops Skull's not like you - Monster House 00:12 Skull's not like you

Cast

Little Girl - Ryan Whitney Angel
Nebbercracker - Steve Buscemi
DJ - Mitchel Musso
Mom - Catherine O'Hara
Dad - Fred Willard
All Cast