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Monster House

Are you guys mentally challenged? Because, if you are, then I'm certified to teach you...

Jenny:
Are you guys mentally challenged? Because, if you are, then I'm certified to teach you baseball

Full Transcript

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Are you guys mentally challenged
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If you are I'm certified to teach you baseball
Available in 6 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
1,947
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:11
Uploaded
Mar 01, 2026
Genres
animation, comedy, family
Production
ImageMovers,Amblin Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Three teens discover that their neighbor's house is really a living, breathing, scary monster.

Actors

Spencer Locke
Jenny
Spencer Locke
Detectable movement - Monster House 00:04
Detectable movement
-What do we do? - Monster House 00:23
-What do we do?
-Hey. -Oh, my God. - Monster House 00:15
-Hey. -Oh, my God.
He's worried about you. - Monster House 00:24
He's worried about you.
No no no You can't What is your problemPuberty Yeah I'm having lots and lots of puberty - Monster House 00:10
No no no You can't What is your problemPuberty Yeah...
-No more Mountain Dew. - Monster House 00:14
-No more Mountain Dew.
Well Dad why don't you kiss my hairy buttHey DJ you got any beerWell hello thereThis is ChowderCharles to the ladiesJenny BennettTwo term class president at Westbrook PrepThat's a tough school to get into Yeah I got in but decided not to goIt's a girls' - Monster House 00:32
Well Dad why don't you kiss my hairy buttHey DJ you got...
Mocking us with its - Monster House 00:14
Mocking us with its
Is this pee Because if it is that's really grossIt's DJYou pee in bottlesWhat are you talking about That one's your pee - Monster House 00:14
Is this pee Because if it is that's really...
She didn't believe meAuthority can be soOkay Normally I don't spend time with guys like youBut a house just tried to eat me so you've got one hour - Monster House 00:21
She didn't believe meAuthority can be soOkay Normally I...
Okay. Normally I don't spend time with guys like you. But a house just tried to eat me, so you've go - Monster House 00:11
Okay. Normally I don't spend time with guys like you....
Didn't see that coming. - Monster House 00:09
Didn't see that coming.
Do you realize what's gonna happen tonight? - Monster House 00:17
Do you realize what's gonna happen tonight?
It's gonna be a bloodbath. - Monster House 00:15
It's gonna be a bloodbath.
It's gonna be a bloodbath - Monster House 00:04
It's gonna be a bloodbath
Smart house - Monster House 00:04
Smart house
You're gonna die You're gonna dieWatch outDid you see that I just chopped off your head againYour head's rolling You can't see it your eyes are on your headSir WhatI'm busy playing a video game without even looking at the screen - Monster House 00:17
You're gonna die You're gonna dieWatch outDid you...
Sir WhatI'm busy playing a video game without even looking at the screenWhatOld man Nebbercracker's house is possessedI need to know how to destroy it before it kills peopleCalm down You make me wanna throw up in some tinfoil and eat itOh you like the - Monster House 01:39
Sir WhatI'm busy playing a video game without even...
Calm down You make me wanna throw up in some tinfoil and eat it - Monster House 00:06
Calm down You make me wanna throw up in some tinfoil and eat...
Oh you like the steel of my blade It's so cold - Monster House 00:05
Oh you like the steel of my blade It's so cold