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"Monster in Law" quotes

Monster in Law poster
The love life of Charlotte is reduced to an endless string of disastrous blind dates, until she meets the perfect man, Kevin. Unfortunately, his merciless mother will do anything to destroy their relationship.

Director: Robert Luketic
Writer: Anya Kochoff
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 31/100
ImdbRating: 5.5
BoxOffice: $82,931,301
Released: 13 May 2005
Awards: 1 win & 10 nominations

38 video clips

Dr. Kevin FieldsCharlieRubyViola FieldsTanya Murphy The Pop StarRemyKit's DateKit
That little bitch - Monster in Law 00:59 That little bitch I cannot believe she compared me to Gertrude - Monster in Law 01:06 I cannot believe she compared me to Gertrude Do you ever read a newspaper - Monster in Law 01:59 Do you ever read a newspaper I've missed you so much - Monster in Law 00:24 I've missed you so much What color are my eyes - Monster in Law 00:25 What color are my eyes You look like a damn cockatoo - Monster in Law 00:06 You look like a damn cockatoo I think you dislocated my vagina - Monster in Law 00:04 I think you dislocated my vagina Phew That little bitch - Monster in Law 00:40 Phew That little bitch Baby you and I've got a lot to learn - Monster in Law 00:05 Baby you and I've got a lot to learn Are you gonna keep me away - Monster in Law 00:25 Are you gonna keep me away I cannot believe she compared me to Gertrude - Monster in Law 00:27 I cannot believe she compared me to Gertrude I don't blame her - Monster in Law 00:07 I don't blame her You're bringing a girl home - Monster in Law 00:10 You're bringing a girl home What's wrong with you - Monster in Law 00:13 What's wrong with you What are you doing the rest of your life - Monster in Law 00:05 What are you doing the rest of your life I thought you were dead - Monster in Law 00:05 I thought you were dead Motherf - Monster in Law 00:03 Motherf Let's go someplace near the ocean and drink lunch - Monster in Law 00:04 Let's go someplace near the ocean and drink lunch You ever read a newspaper - Monster in Law 00:46 You ever read a newspaper I thought it was air freshener - Monster in Law 00:06 I thought it was air freshener Weren't you married four times - Monster in Law 00:10 Weren't you married four times Her face will blow up like a Macy's Day balloon - Monster in Law 00:07 Her face will blow up like a Macy's Day balloon Where's your bridesmaid dress - Monster in Law 00:11 Where's your bridesmaid dress Why the question mark - Monster in Law 00:05 Why the question mark Gonna need something stronger than this - Monster in Law 00:04 Gonna need something stronger than this I used to have such good gaydar - Monster in Law 00:05 I used to have such good gaydar Ruby Ruby my dear old friend - Monster in Law 00:11 Ruby Ruby my dear old friend Leave a message - Monster in Law 00:39 Leave a message And take off that damn dress - Monster in Law 00:11 And take off that damn dress Lovely property - Monster in Law 00:09 Lovely property Sick of your shit - Monster in Law 00:24 Sick of your shit Viola stop it 'It's the flower girls ' - Monster in Law 00:08 Viola stop it 'It's the flower girls ' What do you do for fun - Monster in Law 00:23 What do you do for fun Bad day my ass - Monster in Law 00:04 Bad day my ass How much longer do we have to stay - Monster in Law 00:05 How much longer do we have to stay You wanna take this outside - Monster in Law 00:04 You wanna take this outside What if I drive her crazy - Monster in Law 00:14 What if I drive her crazy

Cast

Charlie - Jennifer Lopez
Viola Fields - Jane Fonda
Dr. Kevin Fields - Michael Vartan
Ruby - Wanda Sykes
Remy - Adam Scott
All Cast