Log-in to add movie to favourites

Movie added to favourites

Movie removed from favourites

Monsternado

A tornado, infested with prehistoric monsters, has formed in the Bermuda Triangle, and is making its way towards land. Now the city must fight to survive against these deadly creatures.

Director

Tyler-James

Year

Genre

Box Office

N/A

Production

Dark Abyss Productions

Awards

N/A

Cast information not available.

No reviews yet

Be the first to share your thoughts on this movie

Explore 325 Clips

[DRAMATIC MUSIC] - Monsternado

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

[CREATURE ROARING] - Monsternado

[CREATURE ROARING]

North is supposed
to be that way. - Monsternado

North is supposed to be that way.

It's supposed to be months
away, years away, decades away. - Monsternado

It's supposed to be months away, years away, decades aw...

Oh, no, no. - Monsternado

(OVER TV) - Monsternado

Pilots flying into
the Turks and Caicos - Monsternado

Pilots flying into the Turks and Caicos

Oh, right, something about some
water tornadoes or something. - Monsternado

Oh, right, something about some water tornadoes or something...

(OVER TV) The size and
number of spouts reported - Monsternado

(OVER TV) The size and number of spouts reported

Storms of this nature are
unusual this time of year - Monsternado

Storms of this nature are unusual this time of year

The sudden appearance
of the Northern Lights - Monsternado

The sudden appearance of the Northern Lights

This triangle fixation was going
to be the end of you, my man. - Monsternado

This triangle fixation was going to be the end of you, my ma...

(OVER TV) Whatever is happening
is causing quite a stir - Monsternado

(OVER TV) Whatever is happening is causing quite a stir

Fishermen from
Maryland to Florida - Monsternado

Fishermen from Maryland to Florida

I just got my unemployment
cheque, my car's in the shop, - Monsternado

I just got my unemployment cheque, my car's in the shop...

I've squandered my entire
family fortune on this. - Monsternado

I've squandered my entire family fortune on this.

Have you zoned out
the whole time? - Monsternado

Have you zoned out the whole time?

Give me Travis Love, Department
of Homeland Security, - Monsternado

Give me Travis Love, Department of Homeland Security,

[LAUGHS] - Monsternado

[LAUGHTER] - Monsternado

We have got the big
fish on the line. - Monsternado

We have got the big fish on the line.

Oh, and we're going to
learn from the master. - Monsternado

Oh, and we're going to learn from the master.

But you two are already a
couple of real man-eaters. - Monsternado

But you two are already a couple of real man-eaters.

And we are hungry. - Monsternado

And we are hungry.

Oh, yeah, we're primed,
primped and packing. - Monsternado

Oh, yeah, we're primed, primped and packing.

[PHONE BUZZING] - Monsternado

[PHONE BUZZING]

It looks like somebody wants
to get his party started. - Monsternado

It looks like somebody wants to get his party started.

[PHONE BUZZING] - Monsternado

[PHONE BUZZING]

[PHONE BUZZING] - Monsternado

[PHONE BUZZING]

[BEEP] - Monsternado

[INTERPOSING VOICES] - Monsternado

[INTERPOSING VOICES]

This is the third time we've
had this nutjob in here, - Monsternado

This is the third time we've had this nutjob in here,

It says here you were
kicked out of MIT - Monsternado

It says here you were kicked out of MIT

The shifts in the tide,
the change of the magnetic - Monsternado

The shifts in the tide, the change of the magnetic

General, when I joined
FEMA as Director, - Monsternado

General, when I joined FEMA as Director,

And part of that
meant reaching outside - Monsternado

And part of that meant reaching outside

Look, during my tenure,
FEMA's response time - Monsternado

Look, during my tenure, FEMA's response time

Now, Matt here was the smartest
guy that I went to MIT with. - Monsternado

Now, Matt here was the smartest guy that I went to MIT with.

The anomalies that
I've laid out, - Monsternado

The anomalies that I've laid out,

The waterspouts
out there, they're - Monsternado

The waterspouts out there, they're

Sorry to interject, but
we've run operations - Monsternado

Sorry to interject, but we've run operations

But these spouts aren't
affected by the weather above. - Monsternado

But these spouts aren't affected by the weather above.

It comes from below,
gravitomagnetic surges. - Monsternado

It comes from below, gravitomagnetic surges.

Just look at the
seismic activity - Monsternado

Just look at the seismic activity

The magnetism doesn't start
tornadoes or waterspouts. - Monsternado

The magnetism doesn't start tornadoes or waterspouts.

No, not on Earth, but on
Mercury and on the Sun. - Monsternado

No, not on Earth, but on Mercury and on the Sun.

And I've been tracking the same
occurrences over the Bermuda - Monsternado

And I've been tracking the same occurrences over the Be...

They're whipping up spouts at
speeds of 300 miles an hour. - Monsternado

They're whipping up spouts at speeds of 300 miles an ho...

That's four times
as fast as normal. - Monsternado

That's four times as fast as normal.

But I found shards
of pottery and bits - Monsternado

But I found shards of pottery and bits

And they talk about weird
magnetic occurrences, - Monsternado

And they talk about weird magnetic occurrences,

They talk about
massive creatures, - Monsternado

They talk about massive creatures,

That area has brought up more
prehistoric aquatic fossils - Monsternado

That area has brought up more prehistoric aquatic fossils

There were giant squids,
and octopuses, octopi, huh? - Monsternado

There were giant squids, and octopuses, octopi, huh?

These findings, there are only
100 or decades of years old. - Monsternado

These findings, there are only 100 or decades of years old.

I thought we were getting a
briefing on a weather report, - Monsternado

I thought we were getting a briefing on a weather report,

Get this guy out of
here and send out - Monsternado

Get this guy out of here and send out

Let's all just
take a deep breath - Monsternado

Let's all just take a deep breath

The last time I
checked, FEMA's funding - Monsternado

The last time I checked, FEMA's funding

So get this nutjob out
of here and put out - Monsternado

So get this nutjob out of here and put out

[WIND WHIRLING] - Monsternado

[WIND WHIRLING]

You could have held off using
the word beasts or fucking - Monsternado

You could have held off using the word beasts or fucking

No, I couldn't because I've
been shunned my entire career, - Monsternado

No, I couldn't because I've been shunned my entire...

You've had a rough ride
these past 20 years, - Monsternado

You've had a rough ride these past 20 years,

Every minute up--
there as a minute - Monsternado

Every minute up-- there as a minute

And these spouts, do
you think they're going - Monsternado

And these spouts, do you think they're going

And it's going to
be bad, real bad. - Monsternado

And it's going to be bad, real bad.

OK, I'm going to need a minute. - Monsternado

OK, I'm going to need a minute.

Well, well, well,
you look even better - Monsternado

Well, well, well, you look even better

I know you'll make me have a lot
of fun tonight, a lot of fun. - Monsternado

I know you'll make me have a lot of fun tonight, a lot ...

Why don't we go upstairs
and get this party started - Monsternado

Why don't we go upstairs and get this party started

Now you're talking
daddy's language. - Monsternado

Now you're talking daddy's language.

[MUSIC PLAYING] - Monsternado

[MUSIC PLAYING]

(OVER TV) As you
can see behind me, - Monsternado

(OVER TV) As you can see behind me,

And this is the largest
grouping ever reported. - Monsternado

And this is the largest grouping ever reported.

We have gotten word from FEMA
that a severe storm warning is - Monsternado

We have gotten word from FEMA that a severe storm warning is

And we are out. - Monsternado

And we are out.

The last time you
did this, you made - Monsternado

The last time you did this, you made

Yeah, you're going
to hate me, Matt, - Monsternado

Yeah, you're going to hate me, Matt,

And we wasted an hour talking
to those government assholes. - Monsternado

And we wasted an hour talking to those government assholes.

Yeah, well, I didn't
realize it was this bad, OK? - Monsternado

Yeah, well, I didn't realize it was this bad, OK?

Look, I've just had word
my assistant is going - Monsternado

Look, I've just had word my assistant is going

I can go fly straight
to the Pentagon - Monsternado

I can go fly straight to the Pentagon

[SLAPPING] - Monsternado

[LAUGHS] - Monsternado

You've been a very, very bad
man, Clive, very, very bad. - Monsternado

You've been a very, very bad man, Clive, very, very bad...

So I have to order
in some extra hands. - Monsternado

So I have to order in some extra hands.

I think we are going
to like it a lot more. - Monsternado

I think we are going to like it a lot more.

Yeah, we really, really, really
like talking down that boy. - Monsternado

Yeah, we really, really, really like talking down that boy.

Agent Pamela Rasey from the FBI. - Monsternado

Agent Pamela Rasey from the FBI.

Monsternado poster

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

A tornado, infested with prehistoric monsters, has formed in the Bermuda Triangle, and is making its way towards land. Now the city must fight to survive against these deadly creatures.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Tyler-James

Writer: Derek Miller

Production: Dark Abyss Productions

Genre: action, horror

Year: 2023

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 2.6

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 14 Nov 2023

Awards: N/A

Homepage: