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Monsternado

A tornado, infested with prehistoric monsters, has formed in the Bermuda Triangle, and is making its way towards land. Now the city must fight to survive against these deadly creatures.

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Tyler-James

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Dark Abyss Productions

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But I am Pamela
Rasey from the FBI. - Monsternado

But I am Pamela Rasey from the FBI.

This here is Pepper, and
this is Tina from Interpol. - Monsternado

This here is Pepper, and this is Tina from Interpol.

Sorry, I-- - Monsternado

He's killed three people
with his bare hands, - Monsternado

He's killed three people with his bare hands,

So yeah, he probably
won't be much help to you - Monsternado

So yeah, he probably won't be much help to you

Because guys like him
don't like to be arrested - Monsternado

Because guys like him don't like to be arrested

Well, I'm glad we have
Charlie's Angels here, - Monsternado

Well, I'm glad we have Charlie's Angels here,

And he knows all about
the weird storms. - Monsternado

And he knows all about the weird storms.

But what about the T
rex-sized octopuses? - Monsternado

But what about the T rex-sized octopuses?

And these ones originated in
the Bermuda Triangle, a place - Monsternado

And these ones originated in the Bermuda Triangle, a place

And in my 20 years
of geological study - Monsternado

And in my 20 years of geological study

I'd be laughing a whole lot
more if I wasn't so scared. - Monsternado

I'd be laughing a whole lot more if I wasn't so sc...

Do you think I spent two
years getting my toenails - Monsternado

Do you think I spent two years getting my toenails

[CREATURE SOUNDS] - Monsternado

[CREATURE SOUNDS]

Yeah, of course, they have
because it's a magnetic storm, - Monsternado

Yeah, of course, they have because it's a magnetic stor...

Our only chance is maybe
using a shortwave radio. - Monsternado

Our only chance is maybe using a shortwave radio.

Matt, I keep a shortwave
radio with my tools. - Monsternado

Matt, I keep a shortwave radio with my tools.

We can you get a message out,
but without the government - Monsternado

We can you get a message out, but without the government

But shortwave codes and
they're from inside. - Monsternado

But shortwave codes and they're from inside.

Interpol phased out
shortwave years ago. - Monsternado

Interpol phased out shortwave years ago.

Of course, I still have Floyd. - Monsternado

Of course, I still have Floyd.

[INAUDIBLE] It was a good job. - Monsternado

[INAUDIBLE] It was a good job.

I My fucking ticket out of here. - Monsternado

I My fucking ticket out of here.

And you lady, you should know
you're coming with me as well. - Monsternado

And you lady, you should know you're coming with me as ...

Now you hurry up, you hurry
up, you put your hands up, - Monsternado

Now you hurry up, you hurry up, you put your hands up,

[CREATURE ROARING] - Monsternado

[CREATURE ROARING]

There's a spare set
behind the front desk. - Monsternado

There's a spare set behind the front desk.

[CREATURE ROARING] - Monsternado

[CREATURE ROARING]

We have to go up
to the fifth floor, - Monsternado

We have to go up to the fifth floor,

We're here, you bastards. - Monsternado

We're here, you bastards.

It's just the odds of hers-- - Monsternado

It's just the odds of hers--

I don't know how to-- - Monsternado

I don't know how to--

I know you all have
FBI daddies and you're - Monsternado

I know you all have FBI daddies and you're

But right now, what
we have to process, - Monsternado

But right now, what we have to process,

Why do you help government
and people that hate you? - Monsternado

Why do you help government and people that hate you?

Because I took an oath. - Monsternado

Because I took an oath.

I wouldn't end up to be another
loser in a basement yelling - Monsternado

I wouldn't end up to be another loser in a basement yel...

Why do you put yourself in
the path of dangerous men? - Monsternado

Why do you put yourself in the path of dangerous men?

I took an oath too - Monsternado

I took an oath too

Oh, come on, 6939 megahertz. - Monsternado

Oh, come on, 6939 megahertz.

I thought you said we weren't
contacting the military. - Monsternado

I thought you said we weren't contacting the military.

They make the best
smugglers, and they monitor - Monsternado

They make the best smugglers, and they monitor

You do a good job, I'll
get you out of here. - Monsternado

You do a good job, I'll get you out of here.

[INAUDIBLE] someway. - Monsternado

[INAUDIBLE] someway.

When my mates respond,
tell me how long - Monsternado

When my mates respond, tell me how long

In the meantime, how about
you give me a little kiss? - Monsternado

In the meantime, how about you give me a little kiss?

The faster he gets the
word out, the faster we - Monsternado

The faster he gets the word out, the faster we

Telling his friends at
the feds were on to him - Monsternado

Telling his friends at the feds were on to him

Are you ex-military? - Monsternado

Are you ex-military?

Is Tina-- - Monsternado

So we need to stay
vigilant, guys. - Monsternado

So we need to stay vigilant, guys.

Then we can get the jumping
inside and get the radio. - Monsternado

Then we can get the jumping inside and get the radio.

Yeah, she really is. - Monsternado

Yeah, she really is.

You're too important
to lose in all of this. - Monsternado

You're too important to lose in all of this.

Pam, Tina, here,
I have the radio. - Monsternado

Pam, Tina, here, I have the radio.

[COUGHS] - Monsternado

So that girl whooped
your ass, good boy. - Monsternado

So that girl whooped your ass, good boy.

No, fuck you. - Monsternado

And I've seen you in here before
acting like you run the world. - Monsternado

And I've seen you in here before acting like you run th...

Because it felt good to me. - Monsternado

Because it felt good to me.

You like being in control. - Monsternado

You like being in control.

[LAUGHS] - Monsternado

But you better [INAUDIBLE]
me cause if you don't I - Monsternado

But you better [INAUDIBLE] me cause if you don't I

Yeah, you know they tried
to kill me, Granada, Iraq? - Monsternado

Yeah, you know they tried to kill me, Granada, Iraq?

Now I do the killing. - Monsternado

Now I do the killing.

I don't think you
realize just how much I'm - Monsternado

I don't think you realize just how much I'm

And I'm doing this
nice and slow, - Monsternado

And I'm doing this nice and slow,

I wrote the handbook for Gitmo. - Monsternado

I wrote the handbook for Gitmo.

And tonight, I'm using all
my greatest hits on you. - Monsternado

And tonight, I'm using all my greatest hits on you.

[SCREAMING] - Monsternado

Pam, do you know? - Monsternado

Pam, do you know?

Oh there was-- They got scared
by this fucking crocodile. - Monsternado

Oh there was-- They got scared by this fucking crocodile.

[CREATURE ROARING] - Monsternado

[CREATURE ROARING]

[CREATURE ROARING] - Monsternado

[CREATURE ROARING]

I just need to get my shit
together and leave out of here. - Monsternado

I just need to get my shit together and leave out of here.

It's not your fault so
we're just gonna focus. - Monsternado

It's not your fault so we're just gonna focus.

Pamela, that's-- we
just need to breathe. - Monsternado

Pamela, that's-- we just need to breathe.

And we just stop for a minute. - Monsternado

And we just stop for a minute.

Get your breath backed
on, then we move. - Monsternado

Get your breath backed on, then we move.

When they were excavating,
they found these old Civil War - Monsternado

When they were excavating, they found these old Civil War

And they hook up with the
army base that's on a cliff - Monsternado

And they hook up with the army base that's on a cliff

The trouble is they built
it like a maze on purpose. - Monsternado

The trouble is they built it like a maze on purpose.

I'm worried the only
place that Matt's going - Monsternado

I'm worried the only place that Matt's going

Never met anyone like you. - Monsternado

Never met anyone like you.

At college, none
of my professors - Monsternado

At college, none of my professors

And now the government is
releasing videos of UFOs. - Monsternado

And now the government is releasing videos of UFOs.

And look, for once
it's a real one. - Monsternado

And look, for once it's a real one.

I can't even believe you had
a plan to end all of this. - Monsternado

I can't even believe you had a plan to end all of this.

And what about the contingencies
for the cephalopods - Monsternado

And what about the contingencies for the cephalopods

Weather geek, science geek. - Monsternado

Weather geek, science geek.

Monsternado poster

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A tornado, infested with prehistoric monsters, has formed in the Bermuda Triangle, and is making its way towards land. Now the city must fight to survive against these deadly creatures.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Tyler-James

Writer: Derek Miller

Production: Dark Abyss Productions

Genre: action, horror

Year: 2023

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 2.6

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 14 Nov 2023

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