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"Monsters, Inc" quotes

Monsters, Inc poster
In order to power the city, monsters have to scare children so that they scream. However, the children are toxic to the monsters, and after a child gets through, two monsters realize things may not be what they think.

Director: Pete Docter, David Silverman, Lee Unkrich
Writer: Pete Docter, Jill Culton, Jeff Pidgeon
Production: N/A
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 79/100
ImdbRating: 8.1
BoxOffice: $290,642,256
Released: 02 Nov 2001
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 15 wins & 38 nominations total
Ooh Hey can I borrow your odorant - Monsters, Inc 00:13 Ooh Hey can I borrow your odorant I I can still hear her little voice - Monsters, Inc 00:10 I I can still hear her little voice Mike Look it's not that I don't care about the kid - Monsters, Inc 00:35 Mike Look it's not that I don't care about the kid Good morning Roz my succulent little garden snail - Monsters, Inc 00:32 Good morning Roz my succulent little garden snail Okay I think I know how to make this all go away - Monsters, Inc 00:36 Okay I think I know how to make this all go away Wazowski Where is it you little one eyed cretin - Monsters, Inc 00:37 Wazowski Where is it you little one eyed cretin Roz my tender oozing blossom you're looking fabulous today - Monsters, Inc 00:36 Roz my tender oozing blossom you're looking fabulous... She's home now Just leave her alone I can't do that - Monsters, Inc 00:37 She's home now Just leave her alone I can't do... I can't believe it Oh Mike - Monsters, Inc 00:10 I can't believe it Oh Mike Hey Mike this might sound crazy but I don't think that kid's dangerous - Monsters, Inc 00:11 Hey Mike this might sound crazy but I don't think that... Hey that looks like Randall - Monsters, Inc 00:27 Hey that looks like Randall Psst Fungus Fungus - Monsters, Inc 00:34 Psst Fungus Fungus Oh Michael I've had a lot of birthda Well not a lot of birthdays - Monsters, Inc 00:36 Oh Michael I've had a lot of birthda Well not a lot of... How could I do this How could I be so stupid - Monsters, Inc 00:21 How could I do this How could I be so stupid This thing is moving - Monsters, Inc 00:20 This thing is moving All right Mr Bile is it - Monsters, Inc 00:37 All right Mr Bile is it Mike that's not her door What are you talking about Of course it's her door It's her door - Monsters, Inc 00:29 Mike that's not her door What are you talking about Of... Hello Wazowski - Monsters, Inc 00:17 Hello Wazowski Finally I never should have trusted you with this - Monsters, Inc 00:16 Finally I never should have trusted you with this Mike Wazowski - Monsters, Inc 00:04 Mike Wazowski I'm telling you big daddy you're gonna be seeing this face on TV a lot more often - Monsters, Inc 00:12 I'm telling you big daddy you're gonna be seeing... Mike this isn't Boo's door Boo What's Boo - Monsters, Inc 00:36 Mike this isn't Boo's door Boo What's Boo I'm tellin' you pal when that wall went up you should have seen the look on Waternoose's face - Monsters, Inc 00:30 I'm tellin' you pal when that wall went up you... So I said If you talk to me like that again we're through - Monsters, Inc 00:10 So I said If you talk to me like that again we're... Abominable Can you believe that Do I look abominable to you - Monsters, Inc 00:29 Abominable Can you believe that Do I look abominable to you Uh I wonder what's good here Get out of here You're ruining everything - Monsters, Inc 00:26 Uh I wonder what's good here Get out of here... Could be contaminated Gentlemen safety is our number one concern - Monsters, Inc 00:34 Could be contaminated Gentlemen safety is our number one... Great job Mikey You filled your quota on the first kid of the day - Monsters, Inc 00:16 Great job Mikey You filled your quota on the first kid of... So uh are we going anywhere special tonight - Monsters, Inc 00:27 So uh are we going anywhere special tonight Oh hello little one Where did you come from - Monsters, Inc 00:18 Oh hello little one Where did you come from Look at that big jerk Ruined my life and for what A stupid kid - Monsters, Inc 00:36 Look at that big jerk Ruined my life and for what A stupid... What was that You're trying to scare the kid not lull it to sleep - Monsters, Inc 00:18 What was that You're trying to scare the kid not lull... Do you hear that It's the winds of change - Monsters, Inc 00:06 Do you hear that It's the winds of change What do you know It scares little kids and little monsters - Monsters, Inc 00:12 What do you know It scares little kids and little monsters There's nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child - Monsters, Inc 00:36 There's nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child Oh kids these days They just don't get scared like they used to - Monsters, Inc 00:07 Oh kids these days They just don't get scared like they... Ah poor guy I understand It ain't easy being banished - Monsters, Inc 00:16 Ah poor guy I understand It ain't easy being banished What was that - Monsters, Inc 00:09 What was that None of this ever happened gentlemen - Monsters, Inc 00:10 None of this ever happened gentlemen Hey genius y you wanna know why I bought the car huh - Monsters, Inc 00:19 Hey genius y you wanna know why I bought the car huh Guys I told ya call me Sulley - Monsters, Inc 00:21 Guys I told ya call me Sulley You know I am so romantic sometimes I think I should just marry myself - Monsters, Inc 00:20 You know I am so romantic sometimes I think I should just... No No No no no no no - Monsters, Inc 00:36 No No No no no no no No Hey hey That's my bed You're gonna get your germs all over it - Monsters, Inc 00:05 No Hey hey That's my bed You're gonna get your... Come on The coast is clear Okay all we have to do is get rid of that thing - Monsters, Inc 00:27 Come on The coast is clear Okay all we have to do is get rid... Mama another gator got in the house - Monsters, Inc 00:08 Mama another gator got in the house That now is the time to panic - Monsters, Inc 00:11 That now is the time to panic 118 Do you have 119 Do I see 120 - Monsters, Inc 00:12 118 Do you have 119 Do I see 120 Come on fight that plaque Fight that plaque Scary monsters don't have plaque - Monsters, Inc 00:05 Come on fight that plaque Fight that plaque Scary monsters... This is the CD A Come out slowly with the child in plain sight - Monsters, Inc 00:19 This is the CD A Come out slowly with the child in plain... Sulley what are we doing We have to get Boo's door and find a station - Monsters, Inc 00:09 Sulley what are we doing We have to get Boo's door and... Okay look I think I have a plan here - Monsters, Inc 00:20 Okay look I think I have a plan here Hey may the best monster win - Monsters, Inc 00:07 Hey may the best monster win And follow the sultry sound of my voice - Monsters, Inc 00:05 And follow the sultry sound of my voice Why couldn't we get banished here Come on We gotta find another door - Monsters, Inc 00:06 Why couldn't we get banished here Come on We gotta find... What happened The kid almost touched me - Monsters, Inc 00:17 What happened The kid almost touched me Ooh bear Ooh Ooh he's a happy bear - Monsters, Inc 00:09 Ooh bear Ooh Ooh he's a happy bear If witnesses are to be believed there has been a child security breach - Monsters, Inc 00:29 If witnesses are to be believed there has been a child... Come on somebody else will find the kid It'll be their problem not ours - Monsters, Inc 00:15 Come on somebody else will find the kid It'll be their... You know pal she's the one That's it She is the one I'm happy for you - Monsters, Inc 00:16 You know pal she's the one That's it She is the... Oh come on now George I know you can do this - Monsters, Inc 00:23 Oh come on now George I know you can do this Now give us a big loud roar Mr Waternoose there's no time for this - Monsters, Inc 00:30 Now give us a big loud roar Mr Waternoose there's no... Uh sir that's not her door I know I know - Monsters, Inc 00:11 Uh sir that's not her door I know I know James this company has been in my family for three generations - Monsters, Inc 00:36 James this company has been in my family for three... I don't know but it's been said I love scarin'kids in bed - Monsters, Inc 00:05 I don't know but it's been said I love... Just think about a few names will ya Loch Ness Bigfoot the Abominable Snowman - Monsters, Inc 00:08 Just think about a few names will ya Loch Ness Bigfoot the... Oh Schmoopsie poo - Monsters, Inc 00:06 Oh Schmoopsie poo Oh no The power's out Make her laugh again - Monsters, Inc 00:31 Oh no The power's out Make her laugh again Michael if you don't tell me what's going on right now we are through - Monsters, Inc 00:20 Michael if you don't tell me what's going on right... You're the boss You're the boss You're the big hairy boss - Monsters, Inc 00:05 You're the boss You're the boss You're the... Sir What - Monsters, Inc 00:23 Sir What Hey is this thing on Hello Hello Testing Testing - Monsters, Inc 00:32 Hey is this thing on Hello Hello Testing Testing Boo No - Monsters, Inc 00:14 Boo No So what do you think of that kid getting out Sullivan Pretty crazy huh - Monsters, Inc 00:24 So what do you think of that kid getting out Sullivan Pretty... Hey hey hey hey hey Where you going What are you doing Mikey there's a scream shortage - Monsters, Inc 00:13 Hey hey hey hey hey Where you going What are you doing Mikey... Finish him off - Monsters, Inc 00:15 Finish him off You think he's gonna come through the closet and scare you - Monsters, Inc 00:05 You think he's gonna come through the closet and scare... She says au contraire - Monsters, Inc 00:20 She says au contraire Did you lose weight Or a limb - Monsters, Inc 00:04 Did you lose weight Or a limb One of these days I am really gonna let you teach that guy a lesson - Monsters, Inc 00:07 One of these days I am really gonna let you teach that guy a... That now is the time to panic - Monsters, Inc 00:24 That now is the time to panic Look at everybody's favourite scarer now - Monsters, Inc 00:24 Look at everybody's favourite scarer now On my desk Sulley The pink copies go to Accounting the fuchsia ones go to Purchasing - Monsters, Inc 00:10 On my desk Sulley The pink copies go to Accounting the... Oh what a day - Monsters, Inc 00:12 Oh what a day I think we stopped him Boo You're safe now - Monsters, Inc 00:08 I think we stopped him Boo You're safe now I'm gonna be sick I'm gonna be sick - Monsters, Inc 00:33 I'm gonna be sick I'm gonna be sick Last night was one of the worst nights of my entire life bar none - Monsters, Inc 00:18 Last night was one of the worst nights of my entire life bar... If I don't see a new door at my station in five seconds - Monsters, Inc 00:09 If I don't see a new door at my station in five seconds Scary feet scary feet scary feet Oh the kid's awake - Monsters, Inc 00:15 Scary feet scary feet scary feet Oh the kid's awake

Cast

Sullivan - John Goodman
Randall - Steve Buscemi
Waternoose - James Coburn