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In order to power the city, monsters have to scare children so that they scream. However, the children are toxic to the monsters, and after a child gets through, two monsters realize things ... Read all

Director: Pete Docter, David Silverman, Lee Unkrich
Writer: Pete Docter, Jill Culton, Jeff Pidgeon
Production: N/A
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 79/100
ImdbRating: 8.1
BoxOffice: $290,642,256
Released: 02 Nov 2001
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 15 wins & 38 nominations total

199 Clips

There's a kid here A human kid - Monsters, Inc 00:05
There's a kid here A human kid
Michael you're such a charmer - Monsters, Inc 00:28
Michael you're such a charmer
Hey hey that's it No one touches little Mikey - Monsters, Inc 00:05
Hey hey that's it No one touches little Mikey
Monsters Inc Please hold Monsters Inc I'll connect you - Monsters, Inc 00:09
Monsters Inc Please hold Monsters Inc I'll connect you
Well Jerry what's the damage so far - Monsters, Inc 00:10
Well Jerry what's the damage so far
Scary feet scary feet scary feet Oh the kid's awake - Monsters, Inc 00:15
Scary feet scary feet scary feet Oh the kid's awake
If I don't see a new door at my station in five seconds - Monsters, Inc 00:09
If I don't see a new door at my station in five seconds
Last night was one of the worst nights of my entire life bar none - Monsters, Inc 00:18
Last night was one of the worst nights of my entire life bar...
I'm gonna be sick I'm gonna be sick - Monsters, Inc 00:33
I'm gonna be sick I'm gonna be sick
I'm gonna be sick I'm gonna be sick - Monsters, Inc 00:28
I'm gonna be sick I'm gonna be sick
I think we stopped him Boo You're safe now - Monsters, Inc 00:08
I think we stopped him Boo You're safe now
Boo are you all right I was so worried I was - Monsters, Inc 00:35
Boo are you all right I was so worried I was
Oh what a day - Monsters, Inc 00:12
Oh what a day
On my desk Sulley The pink copies go to Accounting the fuchsia ones go to Purchasing - Monsters, Inc 00:10
On my desk Sulley The pink copies go to Accounting the...
Look at everybody's favourite scarer now - Monsters, Inc 00:24
Look at everybody's favourite scarer now
That now is the time to panic - Monsters, Inc 00:24
That now is the time to panic
One of these days I am really gonna let you teach that guy a lesson - Monsters, Inc 00:07
One of these days I am really gonna let you teach that guy a...
Did you lose weight Or a limb - Monsters, Inc 00:04
Did you lose weight Or a limb
She says au contraire - Monsters, Inc 00:20
She says au contraire
And what about me - Monsters, Inc 00:35
And what about me
Hey Ted good morning - Monsters, Inc 00:13
Hey Ted good morning
You think he's gonna come through the closet and scare you - Monsters, Inc 00:05
You think he's gonna come through the closet and scare you
Finish him off - Monsters, Inc 00:15
Finish him off
Hey hey hey hey hey Where you going What are you doing Mikey there's a scream shortage - Monsters, Inc 00:13
Hey hey hey hey hey Where you going What are you doing Mikey...
So what do you think of that kid getting out Sullivan Pretty crazy huh - Monsters, Inc 00:24
So what do you think of that kid getting out Sullivan Pretty...
Boo No - Monsters, Inc 00:14
Boo No
Hey is this thing on Hello Hello Testing Testing - Monsters, Inc 00:32
Hey is this thing on Hello Hello Testing Testing
Hey good evening How are you How are you Nice to see you - Monsters, Inc 00:29
Hey good evening How are you How are you Nice to see you
Sir What - Monsters, Inc 00:23
Sir What
You're the boss You're the boss You're the big hairy boss - Monsters, Inc 00:05
You're the boss You're the boss You're the big hairy boss
Michael if you don't tell me what's going on right now we are through - Monsters, Inc 00:20
Michael if you don't tell me what's going on right now we...
Oh no The power's out Make her laugh again - Monsters, Inc 00:31
Oh no The power's out Make her laugh again
Oh Schmoopsie poo - Monsters, Inc 00:06
Oh Schmoopsie poo
Just think about a few names will ya Loch Ness Bigfoot the Abominable Snowman - Monsters, Inc 00:08
Just think about a few names will ya Loch Ness Bigfoot the...
I don't know but it's been said I love scarin'kids in bed - Monsters, Inc 00:05
I don't know but it's been said I love scarin'kids in bed
James this company has been in my family for three generations - Monsters, Inc 00:36
James this company has been in my family for three...
Uh sir that's not her door I know I know - Monsters, Inc 00:11
Uh sir that's not her door I know I know
Now give us a big loud roar Mr Waternoose there's no time for this - Monsters, Inc 00:30
Now give us a big loud roar Mr Waternoose there's no time...
Oh come on now George I know you can do this - Monsters, Inc 00:23
Oh come on now George I know you can do this
Come on It slides it slides Ooh right right right - Monsters, Inc 00:05
Come on It slides it slides Ooh right right right
You know pal she's the one That's it She is the one I'm happy for you - Monsters, Inc 00:16
You know pal she's the one That's it She is the one I'm...
Come on somebody else will find the kid It'll be their problem not ours - Monsters, Inc 00:15
Come on somebody else will find the kid It'll be their...
If witnesses are to be believed there has been a child security breach - Monsters, Inc 00:29
If witnesses are to be believed there has been a child...
Ooh bear Ooh Ooh he's a happy bear - Monsters, Inc 00:09
Ooh bear Ooh Ooh he's a happy bear
What happened The kid almost touched me - Monsters, Inc 00:17
What happened The kid almost touched me
Why couldn't we get banished here Come on We gotta find another door - Monsters, Inc 00:06
Why couldn't we get banished here Come on We gotta find...
And follow the sultry sound of my voice - Monsters, Inc 00:05
And follow the sultry sound of my voice
Hey may the best monster win - Monsters, Inc 00:07
Hey may the best monster win
Okay look I think I have a plan here - Monsters, Inc 00:20
Okay look I think I have a plan here
Sulley what are we doing We have to get Boo's door and find a station - Monsters, Inc 00:09
Sulley what are we doing We have to get Boo's door and find...
This is the CD A Come out slowly with the child in plain sight - Monsters, Inc 00:19
This is the CD A Come out slowly with the child in plain...
Come on fight that plaque Fight that plaque Scary monsters don't have plaque - Monsters, Inc 00:05
Come on fight that plaque Fight that plaque Scary monsters...
118 Do you have 119 Do I see 120 - Monsters, Inc 00:12
118 Do you have 119 Do I see 120
That now is the time to panic - Monsters, Inc 00:11
That now is the time to panic
Oh that's good On three One two - Monsters, Inc 00:06
Oh that's good On three One two
Mama another gator got in the house - Monsters, Inc 00:08
Mama another gator got in the house
Come on The coast is clear Okay all we have to do is get rid of that thing - Monsters, Inc 00:27
Come on The coast is clear Okay all we have to do is get rid...
No Hey hey That's my bed You're gonna get your germs all over it - Monsters, Inc 00:05
No Hey hey That's my bed You're gonna get your germs all...
No No No no no no no - Monsters, Inc 00:36
No No No no no no no
You know I am so romantic sometimes I think I should just marry myself - Monsters, Inc 00:20
You know I am so romantic sometimes I think I should just...
Guys I told ya call me Sulley - Monsters, Inc 00:21
Guys I told ya call me Sulley
Hey genius y you wanna know why I bought the car huh - Monsters, Inc 00:19
Hey genius y you wanna know why I bought the car huh
None of this ever happened gentlemen - Monsters, Inc 00:10
None of this ever happened gentlemen
What was that - Monsters, Inc 00:09
What was that
Hey good morning Monstropolis It's now five after the hour of 6 00 a m - Monsters, Inc 00:29
Hey good morning Monstropolis It's now five after the hour...
What Look in the bag - Monsters, Inc 00:05
What Look in the bag
Ah poor guy I understand It ain't easy being banished - Monsters, Inc 00:16
Ah poor guy I understand It ain't easy being banished
Oh kids these days They just don't get scared like they used to - Monsters, Inc 00:07
Oh kids these days They just don't get scared like they used...
There's nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child - Monsters, Inc 00:36
There's nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child
Boo it's me - Monsters, Inc 00:04
Boo it's me
What do you know It scares little kids and little monsters - Monsters, Inc 00:12
What do you know It scares little kids and little monsters
Do you hear that It's the winds of change - Monsters, Inc 00:06
Do you hear that It's the winds of change
What was that You're trying to scare the kid not lull it to sleep - Monsters, Inc 00:18
What was that You're trying to scare the kid not lull it to...
Look at that big jerk Ruined my life and for what A stupid kid - Monsters, Inc 00:36
Look at that big jerk Ruined my life and for what A stupid...
Oh hello little one Where did you come from - Monsters, Inc 00:18
Oh hello little one Where did you come from
So uh are we going anywhere special tonight - Monsters, Inc 00:27
So uh are we going anywhere special tonight
Great job Mikey You filled your quota on the first kid of the day - Monsters, Inc 00:16
Great job Mikey You filled your quota on the first kid of...
Could be contaminated Gentlemen safety is our number one concern - Monsters, Inc 00:34
Could be contaminated Gentlemen safety is our number one...
Uh I wonder what's good here Get out of here You're ruining everything - Monsters, Inc 00:26
Uh I wonder what's good here Get out of here You're ruining...
Abominable Can you believe that Do I look abominable to you - Monsters, Inc 00:29
Abominable Can you believe that Do I look abominable to you
So I said If you talk to me like that again we're through - Monsters, Inc 00:10
So I said If you talk to me like that again we're through
I'm tellin' you pal when that wall went up you should have seen the look on Waternoose's face - Monsters, Inc 00:30
I'm tellin' you pal when that wall went up you should have...
Oh Well hello there What's your name - Monsters, Inc 00:07
Oh Well hello there What's your name
Mike this isn't Boo's door Boo What's Boo - Monsters, Inc 00:36
Mike this isn't Boo's door Boo What's Boo
I'm telling you big daddy you're gonna be seeing this face on TV a lot more often - Monsters, Inc 00:12
I'm telling you big daddy you're gonna be seeing this face...
Mike Wazowski - Monsters, Inc 00:04
Mike Wazowski
Finally I never should have trusted you with this - Monsters, Inc 00:16
Finally I never should have trusted you with this
Hello Wazowski - Monsters, Inc 00:17
Hello Wazowski
Oh that's puce - Monsters, Inc 00:04
Oh that's puce
Mike that's not her door What are you talking about Of course it's her door It's her door - Monsters, Inc 00:29
Mike that's not her door What are you talking about Of...
Hey Ted Good morning - Monsters, Inc 00:13
Hey Ted Good morning
All right Mr Bile is it - Monsters, Inc 00:37
All right Mr Bile is it
This thing is moving - Monsters, Inc 00:20
This thing is moving
How could I do this How could I be so stupid - Monsters, Inc 00:21
How could I do this How could I be so stupid
Oh Michael I've had a lot of birthda Well not a lot of birthdays - Monsters, Inc 00:36
Oh Michael I've had a lot of birthda Well not a lot of...
Psst Fungus Fungus - Monsters, Inc 00:34
Psst Fungus Fungus
Hey that looks like Randall - Monsters, Inc 00:27
Hey that looks like Randall
Hey Mike this might sound crazy but I don't think that kid's dangerous - Monsters, Inc 00:11
Hey Mike this might sound crazy but I don't think that kid's...
I can't believe it Oh Mike - Monsters, Inc 00:10
I can't believe it Oh Mike
She's home now Just leave her alone I can't do that - Monsters, Inc 00:37
She's home now Just leave her alone I can't do that
Roz my tender oozing blossom you're looking fabulous today - Monsters, Inc 00:36
Roz my tender oozing blossom you're looking fabulous today
Wazowski Where is it you little one eyed cretin - Monsters, Inc 00:37
Wazowski Where is it you little one eyed cretin
Okay I think I know how to make this all go away - Monsters, Inc 00:36
Okay I think I know how to make this all go away
Good morning Roz my succulent little garden snail - Monsters, Inc 00:32
Good morning Roz my succulent little garden snail
Mike Look it's not that I don't care about the kid - Monsters, Inc 00:35
Mike Look it's not that I don't care about the kid
See the old intake valve is always the first thing to go - Monsters, Inc 00:05
See the old intake valve is always the first thing to go
I I can still hear her little voice - Monsters, Inc 00:10
I I can still hear her little voice
Ooh Hey can I borrow your odorant - Monsters, Inc 00:13
Ooh Hey can I borrow your odorant
I've had a lot of birthdays   well - Monsters, Inc 01:36
I've had a lot of birthdays well
It's too late - Monsters, Inc 00:59
It's too late
It's empty - Monsters, Inc 00:22
It's empty
Is this thing on - Monsters, Inc 01:21
Is this thing on
The company - Monsters, Inc 00:57
The company
In that case - Monsters, Inc 00:33
In that case
I'm telling you - Monsters, Inc 00:39
I'm telling you
I'm telling ya - Monsters, Inc 00:45
I'm telling ya
I'm in the zone today - Monsters, Inc 00:24
I'm in the zone today
If witnesses are to be believed - Monsters, Inc 01:36
If witnesses are to be believed
If I don't see a door in my station in 5 seconds - Monsters, Inc 00:26
If I don't see a door in my station in 5 seconds
I understand - Monsters, Inc 00:46
I understand
I think we stopped him - Monsters, Inc 00:19
I think we stopped him
I think I know how to make this all go away - Monsters, Inc 01:32
I think I know how to make this all go away
I don't know - Monsters, Inc 00:19
I don't know
I have no idea - Monsters, Inc 00:25
I have no idea
You're the boss - Monsters, Inc 00:19
You're the boss
I can't believe it - Monsters, Inc 00:19
I can't believe it
I am so romantic - Monsters, Inc 00:58
I am so romantic
Hey that's my bed - Monsters, Inc 00:19
Hey that's my bed
He's the one - Monsters, Inc 00:27
He's the one
He's a happy bear - Monsters, Inc 00:30
He's a happy bear
Here's the kid - Monsters, Inc 00:41
Here's the kid
I told you - Monsters, Inc 00:42
I told you
Good morning - Monsters, Inc 01:06
Good morning
Gonna let you teach that guy a lesson - Monsters, Inc 00:21
Gonna let you teach that guy a lesson
Go get 'em - Monsters, Inc 00:35
Go get 'em
Get out of here - Monsters, Inc 00:54
Get out of here
Fun filled evening planned for tonight - Monsters, Inc 00:37
Fun filled evening planned for tonight
Follow the sultry sound of my voice - Monsters, Inc 00:14
Follow the sultry sound of my voice
Finish him off - Monsters, Inc 00:21
Finish him off
Fight that plaque - Monsters, Inc 00:21
Fight that plaque
Do you hear that - Monsters, Inc 00:15
Do you hear that
Do you have 119 - Monsters, Inc 00:27
Do you have 119
Did you lose weight - Monsters, Inc 00:11
Did you lose weight
Can I borrow your odorant - Monsters, Inc 00:24
Can I borrow your odorant
But if it was an inside job - Monsters, Inc 00:52
But if it was an inside job
Because of you - Monsters, Inc 00:45
Because of you
Are we going anywhere special tonight - Monsters, Inc 01:09
Are we going anywhere special tonight
Another gator - Monsters, Inc 00:20
Another gator
And I don't want to see any paperwork on it - Monsters, Inc 00:21
And I don't want to see any paperwork on it
Abominable - Monsters, Inc 00:57
Abominable
You hear that - Monsters, Inc 01:27
You hear that
You filled your quota on the first kid of the day - Monsters, Inc 00:51
You filled your quota on the first kid of the day
You don't understand - Monsters, Inc 01:52
You don't understand
You all right - Monsters, Inc 01:11
You all right
Why couldn't we have been banished here - Monsters, Inc 00:15
Why couldn't we have been banished here
Where is it - Monsters, Inc 01:49
Where is it
Where are you going - Monsters, Inc 00:47
Where are you going
What's the damage so far - Monsters, Inc 00:24
What's the damage so far
What'd you do - Monsters, Inc 01:04
What'd you do
What was that - Monsters, Inc 00:50
What was that
What happened - Monsters, Inc 00:49
What happened
What are you two doing - Monsters, Inc 00:36
What are you two doing
What are we doing - Monsters, Inc 00:24
What are we doing
What are you doing - Monsters, Inc 00:47
What are you doing
What about us - Monsters, Inc 03:17
What about us
What a day - Monsters, Inc 00:29
What a day
We're through - Monsters, Inc 00:28
We're through
Well what do you know - Monsters, Inc 00:27
Well what do you know
We have a New Scare Leader - Monsters, Inc 00:24
We have a New Scare Leader
We are through - Monsters, Inc 01:14
We are through
Waternoose - Monsters, Inc 00:45
Waternoose
Using mainly spoons - Monsters, Inc 00:51
Using mainly spoons
This isn't Boo's door - Monsters, Inc 01:48
This isn't Boo's door
This has gone far enough - Monsters, Inc 01:45
This has gone far enough
This company has been in my family for three generations - Monsters, Inc 01:33
This company has been in my family for three generations
There's nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child - Monsters, Inc 01:43
There's nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child
There's a scream shortage - Monsters, Inc 00:20
There's a scream shortage
There's a kid here - Monsters, Inc 00:13
There's a kid here
The coast is clear - Monsters, Inc 01:14
The coast is clear
The Abominable Snowman - Monsters, Inc 00:32
The Abominable Snowman
That's not her door - Monsters, Inc 00:11
That's not her door
That's great - Monsters, Inc 00:28
That's great
That looks like Randall - Monsters, Inc 00:44
That looks like Randall
Schmootsie poo - Monsters, Inc 00:13
Schmootsie poo
Schmoopsie - Monsters, Inc 00:38
Schmoopsie
Scary feet - Monsters, Inc 00:41
Scary feet
Please hold - Monsters, Inc 00:29
Please hold
Open the door - Monsters, Inc 00:37
Open the door
Oozing blossom - Monsters, Inc 01:46
Oozing blossom
On my desk - Monsters, Inc 00:32
On my desk
Not really - Monsters, Inc 01:00
Not really
Noone touches Little Mikey - Monsters, Inc 00:12
Noone touches Little Mikey
My friends call me Phlem - Monsters, Inc 01:05
My friends call me Phlem
Mike Wazowski - Monsters, Inc 00:29
Mike Wazowski
Mike Waszowski - Monsters, Inc 00:10
Mike Waszowski
May the best monster win - Monsters, Inc 00:12
May the best monster win
Look at the big jerk - Monsters, Inc 02:05
Look at the big jerk
Look at everybody's favorite scarer now - Monsters, Inc 00:54
Look at everybody's favorite scarer now
Kids these days - Monsters, Inc 00:19
Kids these days

Cast

Sullivan - John Goodman
Randall - Steve Buscemi
Waternoose - James Coburn
Fungus - Frank Oz
Needleman & Smitty - Daniel Gerson
Floor Manager - Steve Susskind
Flint - Bonnie Hunt
George Sanderson - Samuel Lord Black
Additional Voices (voice) - Jack Angel
Schmidt - Bob Bergen
Additional Voices (voice) - Rodger Bumpass
Additional Voices (voice) - Gino Conforti
Additional Voices (voice) - Jennifer Darling
Additional Voices (voice) - Patti Deutsch
Additional Voices (voice) - Pete Docter
Additional Voices (voice) - Bobby Edner
Additional Voices (voice) - Ashley Edner
Additional Voices (voice) - Paul Eiding
Additional Voices (voice) (as Katie Evans) - Katie Scarlett
Additional Voices (voice) - Bill Farmer
Additional Voices (voice) - Keegan Farrell
Additional Voices (voice) - Pat Fraley
Additional Voices (voice) (as Terese Ganzel) - Teresa Ganzel
Additional Voices (voice) - Taylor Gifaldi
Additional Voices (voice) - Marc John Jefferies
Additional Voices (voice) - Joe Lala
Additional Voices (voice) - Noah Luke
Additional Voices (voice) - Sherry Lynn
Additional Voices (voice) - Danny Mann
Additional Voices (voice) - Mona Marshall
Additional Voices (voice) - Mickie McGowan
Additional Voices (voice) - Laraine Newman
Additional Voices (voice) - Kay Panabaker
Monster Kid - Bret 'Brook' Parker
Charlie - Phil Proctor
Additional Voices (voice) - Josh Qualtieri
Additional Voices (voice) - Guido Quaroni
Additional Voices - Jan Rabson
Additional Voices (voice) - Lisa Raggio
Ward (voice) - Joe Ranft
Additional Voices - Sophia Ranft
Additional Voices (voice) - Katherine Ringgold
Additional Voices (voice) - Bob Scott
Additional Voices (voice) - David Silverman
Additional Voices (voice) - Jim Thornton
Additional Voices (voice) - Lee Unkrich
French Reporter on TV News (voice) - Jacques Marin
Sale Salecic - Stojan Matavulj
Mate Vidovic - Branko Menicanin
Rex (outtakes) - Wallace Shawn